Arrr!
Forums › General Discussion › Arrr!-
Avast me mateys, hast no one mentioned today be "International Talk Like a Pirate Day?" Blimey, ye all be a lily livered pack of land lubbing bilge rats.
-
Yo ho yo ho it's a Pirates life for me! 💀💂
-
Arrrghh!! 10% off at me work if ye orders in the speak of said pirates.
Uncles idea. We had a few. Promoed on FB.
Was extremely annoying 20 minutes in. 🙉 -
Set sail for and drop anchor in the murky tepid waters of pooh bay.A shot over the broadside will have the blasted enemy reeling from such a deluge.Bay doors ajar!
"Aaarrrr,see how the logs float and turn in the treacle",noted rear admiral Short n' curly beard with a crack of a satisfied smile. -
Ahoy, warms dis ole buccaneers heart to savvy a fine crew of scurvy dogs as ye. Now git ye back to yon pillaging 'fore the floggings commence.
-
Where's the rum?🍻🍺
-
Keelhaul that filthy landlubber, send him down to the depths below. Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho.
-
vishbume wrote:
Rofl Vish! 😂Set sail for and drop anchor in the murky tepid waters of pooh bay.A shot over the broadside will have the blasted enemy reeling from such a deluge.Bay doors ajar!
"Aaarrrr,see how the logs float and turn in the treacle",noted rear admiral Short n' curly beard with a crack of a satisfied smile. -
Ya ha...Capn Mudflap railed aloud as she breached the muscle walls of poo bay and brought all guns to bear on a poor sod's rear doors..ramming speed indeed, full steam ahead and sunder that cleft!
-
Arrrrrg!! If yer mates be missin I be guessin he mite tern belly up all headz a smile bathe by myn maidens whilst cups flow of rum !!
yes and more if yer spine be strong!
yer bounty doubled in sin at me palace d'pleasurez...
Ye seek out yerselvz but be warned:
mind them daggard fallz my ladz
n keep yer eyes peel fer the demon lurker two swallows past ye ole whippin grounds
Tread not de masters terf or ye shan't see day in the moro...
(Whispering) what price ye be offern to serve as myn guard thru yonder willows... de pathz only myne eyes can find thru the cave of the beast demon that sleeps whilst I sing his birthing song? -
ℒ੫ѵℬуɾძ❤ᵃᵈᵈƦƴɗ wrote:
😍Arrrrrg!! If yer mates be missin I be guessin he mite tern belly up all headz a smile bathe by myn maidens whilst cups flow of rum !!
yes and more if yer spine be strong!
yer bounty doubled in sin at me palace d'pleasurez...
Ye seek out yerselvz but be warned:
mind them daggard fallz my ladz
n keep yer eyes peel fer the demon lurker two swallows past ye ole whippin grounds
Tread not de masters terf or ye shan't see day in the moro...
(Whispering) what price ye be offern to serve as myn guard thru yonder willows... de pathz only myne eyes can find thru the cave of the beast demon that sleeps whilst I sing his birthing song?
![[][]](https://turfwarsapp.com/img/app/ajax-forbutton.gif)
Purchase Respect Points NEW! · Support · Turf Map · Terms · Privacy
©2021 MeanFreePath LLC