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★MΛVΞЯICK★, I'm calling YOU out!!

• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Sep 17, 2013

  Good evening ladies and gents! I'd like to welcome a special guest to today's callout!! ★MΛVΞЯICK★, I'm not sure how you Doux the things you Doux! but, it's impressive to say the least! as always folks feel free to callout your own questions for ★MΛVΞЯICK★!

  1. When did you start playing turf wars?
  2. Doux you still have your first turf or remember what it was named?
  3. How much damn influence Doux you need anyway?😜
  4. What's been your favorite map moment?
  5. What's been your favorite forum moment?
  6. Where is one spot you don't have turf, but would like to?
  7. One tip for nick and the devs?
  8. One tip for the noobs?
  9. Is there anyone you don't have a turf from?
  10. What is your turf count/turf limit ratio? (If that's not too personal)

  ★MΛVΞЯICK★, thanks for your time my friend. I hope I haven't interrupted you from spreading your influence!

  7⃣1⃣😜🚌
• ★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ Sep 17, 2013

  11. What is your choice alcoholic beverage?
  12. What kind of maple syrup is in your house, and how much do you stock at any given time.
  13. What did you do while hopping around the world? Listen to music, watch tv, drink profusely, etc.
  14. Are there any goals you have not achieved in this game?
  15. What was your first goal when you first picked up turf wars?
• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Sep 17, 2013

  16. With all the recent bitching of lopsided odds and allies truces, should you and I bring back the shadow corps and take over turf wars?
• Hyena Sep 17, 2013

  17. Roughly how much RL dough does it take to get to your size in this game?
• Latn King Sep 17, 2013

  17. When do you plan on planting another turf yourself, and do you think Viper will beat you to this?
• ٥ه༜ه٥ Sep 17, 2013

  18. How much time would you say you spend in game each day, on average? And what is the exchange rate in syrup?
• 〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Sep 17, 2013

  No way! You pick little old me!!! Now I suppose I have to answer those questions?
  I'll do my best to answer everyone's question. Cheers!!!
• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Sep 17, 2013

  19. Boobs or Ass?
• 〓ＣＨＵＣＫＹ〓 Sep 17, 2013

  19. How much does the ER charge you to heal each time?
• ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ Sep 17, 2013

  20. What is your hourly income without upkeep?
• 🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Sep 18, 2013

  Who has the better rack, addi or mystery?
  Does ingesting copious amounts of maple syrup give you floaters or sinkers?
  Is your maple fettish limited to syrup or does it extend to other items such as maple sugar, etc.
  Whats the one map moment you wish you could change?
  Currently, who holds the record in your eyes for biggest whiner when being capped?
  What's a better deal in your oppinion, hench or brens?
  Who shot JR?
• 〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Sep 18, 2013

  I can probably answer a couple of easy stats question.

  19.5. ER only charges me $10,000,000 each time I heal!

  20. What is your hourly income without upkeep?
  When ever someone ask me that question I always give them the run around about my real life income.
  But this time only I'll reveal the real numbers.
  Take in consideration that I get taxes for $500,000,000 an hour. I had to go look again but I make $3,400,000,000 and hour before upkeep after the taxing and little upkeep I net $2,900,000,000 an hour.
  Is that a lot?
• ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ Sep 18, 2013

  ★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:

  I can probably answer a couple of easy stats question.

  19.5. ER only charges me $10,000,000 each time I heal!

  20. What is your hourly income without upkeep?
  When ever someone ask me that question I always give them the run around about my real life income.
  But this time only I'll reveal the real numbers.
  Take in consideration that I get taxes for $500,000,000 an hour. I had to go look again but I make $3,400,000,000 and hour before upkeep after the taxing and little upkeep I net $2,900,000,000 an hour.
  Is that a lot?
  

  If I made a tenth of what you're taxed I'd be cool with that
• Ꭱ3V Sep 18, 2013

  How many times on average do you refill stam each day?
• 〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Sep 18, 2013

  I like Saba's questions so much that I have to answer him now!

  Who has the better rack depend on the criteria used to judge such a body part. But base on some pictures I've seen and my dream & imagination I have to say Addi. Sorry but the other one is a complete mystery to me.

  Does ingesting copious amounts of maple syrup give you floaters or sinkers?
  If I'd have to describe it, I'd say it's more of a spread.

  Is your maple fettish limited to syrup?
  Have you tried Tap 357 maple whiskey? It's the real shit with real maple syrup. Crown Royal has their own maple syrup whiskey but it's artificial and doesn't taste as good.

  Whats the one map moment you wish you could change?

  Good question Saba. I really can't think of any... We've won most war that I can recall
  But I wonder how different things would be today if I would have stayed with LAW/CMS and we would have managed to burned Boston. When I look back I'm glad I made the decision to leave LAW at that time.
• 〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Sep 18, 2013

  Currently, who holds the record in your eyes for biggest whiner when being capped?

  Pine always complain and calls me all sorts of name. Pussy!

  What's a better deal in your oppinion, hench or brens?

  I hate both equally! But statistically we all know that you get more for your money with Brens.

  Who shot JR?

  I dot know but if you find out let me know and I'll cap him, or her, or it!
• 〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Sep 18, 2013

  How many times on average do you refill stam each day?

  It all depend on if I'm capping at war. When you go cap limit on a big guy you need 4 or 5 refill each. But if all I do is a few trails I only have to refill 3 to 5 times a day and I try to wait until it's down to 10 DP. But I don't see 10 very often to be honest.
• 🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Sep 18, 2013

  "Is your maple fettish limited to syrup?
  Have you tried Tap 357 maple whiskey? It's the real shit with real maple syrup. Crown Royal has their own maple syrup whiskey but it's artificial and doesn't taste as good."

  What's better, whisky flavored maple syrup or maple flavored whiskey?

  What's your syrup of choice, light, amber or dark & why?

  Does the same hold true in regards to your love life?
• Add: RARE Sep 18, 2013

  Maverick how pissed would you be if they added Puerto Rico or other territories as Us states. Meaning you wouldn't be in all the states then lol
• 💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Sep 18, 2013

  When will you stop,will you stop and if you stopped will you completely stop stopping all this capping malarkey?
• 〓SHЯIИUT〓 Sep 18, 2013

  Are you nick?
• 〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Sep 18, 2013

  ＮＩＲＶＡＮＡ wrote:

  Are you nick?
  

  No! Nick suck at this game!
• 🍄 P I N E ⚔️ ★ Sep 18, 2013

  ★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:

  Currently, who holds the record in your eyes for biggest whiner when being capped?

  Pine always complain and calls me all sorts of name. Pussy!

  What's a better deal in your oppinion, hench or brens?

  I hate both equally! But statistically we all know that you get more for your money with Brens.

  Who shot JR?

  I dot know but if you find out let me know and I'll cap him, or her, or it!
  

  You bully me on a daily. We are supposed to be on the same team. You always take advantage on me when I'm on discount. One day I will make a stand and take everything back!!
• ★PΛЯΛDЭøfCHΛØS★ Sep 18, 2013

  ★PINΞSΛP★ wrote:

  ★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:

  Currently, who holds the record in your eyes for biggest whiner when being capped?

  Pine always complain and calls me all sorts of name. Pussy!

  What's a better deal in your oppinion, hench or brens?

  I hate both equally! But statistically we all know that you get more for your money with Brens.

  Who shot JR?

  I dot know but if you find out let me know and I'll cap him, or her, or it!
  

  You bully me on a daily. We are supposed to be on the same team. You always take advantage on me when I'm on discount. One day I will make a stand and take everything back!!

  I would have guessed Pao!
• 〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Sep 18, 2013

  ★PΛЯΛDЭøfCHΛØS★ wrote:

  ★PINΞSΛP★ wrote:

  ★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:

  Currently, who holds the record in your eyes for biggest whiner when being capped?

  Pine always complain and calls me all sorts of name. Pussy!

  You bully me on a daily. We are supposed to be on the same team. You always take advantage on me when I'm on discount. One day I will make a stand and take everything back!!

  I would have guessed Pao!

  I would never dare attack our fearless leader!
• ★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ Sep 18, 2013

  ★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:

  ★PΛЯΛDЭøfCHΛØS★ wrote:

  ★PINΞSΛP★ wrote:

  ★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:

  Currently, who holds the record in your eyes for biggest whiner when being capped?

  Pine always complain and calls me all sorts of name. Pussy!
  

  You bully me on a daily. We are supposed to be on the same team. You always take advantage on me when I'm on discount. One day I will make a stand and take everything back!!

  I would have guessed Pao!

  I would never dare attack our fearless leader!

  Can you cap chickdave for me?
• 〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Sep 18, 2013

  Here's some answers for Bus!

  1. When did you start playing turf wars?
  I started about a year after the game was release in October 2010.

  2. Doux you still have your first turf or remember what it was named?
  Yep, I still have turfs from my first days but I can't tell you what they are called or I could get forum band. 👀

  3. How much damn influence Doux you need anyway?😜
  How much is too much? I'm thinking 10,000,000 is a nice round number to slow down.

  4. What's been your favorite map moment?
  Wow, I've been at war for over 2 years so I have a lot of great war map moments. Also reaching every states and Canadian provinces were great moments for me as an Achievement.

  to continue...
• DIЯTY B Sep 18, 2013

  You've probably capped more turf from me than probably anyone else in this game with our hop trails spanning the globe. You're always right on my ass with a great view of balls hanging down.

  In your opinion, just how dirty are my balls?
• 〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Sep 18, 2013

  ★DIЯTY BΛLLS★ wrote:

  You've probably capped more turf from me than probably anyone else in this game with our hop trails spanning the globe. You're always right on my ass with a great view of balls hanging down.

  In your opinion, just how dirty are my balls?
  

  I didn't know you were so self conscious about your balls man. But I think you should talk to someone about them, it's not healthy to go around in your condition.
• 〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Sep 18, 2013

  YOU wrote:

  ★DIЯTY BΛLLS★ wrote:

  You've probably capped more turf from me than probably anyone else in this game with our hop trails spanning the globe. You're always right on my ass with a great view of balls hanging down.

  In your opinion, just how dirty are my balls?
  

  I didn't know you were so self conscious about your balls man. But I think you should talk to someone about them, it's not healthy to go around in your condition.

  In case there's other guys with balls issues like your I figured I'd share that video that helped you so much in the pass. Here it is everyone.
  http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AJv2a7gJD2c&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DAJv2a7gJD2c
• Ꭱ3V Sep 18, 2013

  Do you think you'll ever be under limit again? Do you plan on ever trying to get under again?

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