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  VinnyF wrote: Lmao! Lmao!ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote: The "king"VinnyF wrote: Who....me or the king? LmaoYou know this is only going to get your ass kicked, right? 
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  King Kelder wrote: turfwars heroin haha!Hey. If u peons wish to use ur cement shoes on the almighty king. Then so be it. The king is amused that u would waste ur loot on the awesomeness known as the king jillusion kneels directly in front of the standing king and she asks, "milord may I minister to your hidden awesomeness using all my feminine graces?" 
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  YOU wrote: King Kelder wrote: blow me... 💧💧Australia has been pardoned. 
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  Pardon these nuts kelder! 
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  Why does the king refer to himself in the third person? 
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  Abbafour wrote: VinnyF does not know, for he assumes it's to show douchbaggery.Why does the king refer to himself in the third person? 
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  Jillusion. The king has waited for a long time for this. Now bow before me and meet the awesomeness. The kings toes may curl from this delightful experience. 
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  Thanks you all, you made my day just a little more funny 
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  Tell me how my 🍆 tastes 😏 😒 seriously I'm hungry n idk if this dam thing is good enough to eat so.....taste? NOW WOMAN 👿 
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  Manga✯Nelli wrote: Pardon these nuts kelder! jiwushun wud waf but ma mouf ish fuull of awsumnush 
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  Good day my loyal servants. How is The Kings TW doing? 
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  Ur just lucky your too far away from me... 
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  I car bombed his highness yesterday. Lalalalalalalalalalalal 
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  King, please show us your present in the royal court of London, I'm sure you'll get welcomed dearly. 
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  King Kelder wrote: satiated my king.Good day my loyal servants. How is The Kings TW doing? 
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  Ah. Good to see the kings loyal subjects have showed up. The royal day is soon upon us. 
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  The king and his awesomeness has returned. Still 
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  saelo2myltlfren wrote: Baby u wouldn't even b able to mumble if my awesomeness was in your mouth 😉Manga✯Nelli wrote: Pardon these nuts kelder! jiwushun wud waf but ma mouf ish fuull of awsumnush 
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  Maybe this guy was someone who reset.... Nah 
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  Manga✯Nelli wrote: saelo2myltlfren wrote: Baby u wouldn't even b able to mumble if my awesomeness was in your mouth 😉Manga✯Nelli wrote: Pardon these nuts kelder! jiwushun wud waf but ma mouf ish fuull of awsumnush how YOU doiiin? 😄 
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  saelo2myltlfren wrote: I'm good! How are you?Manga✯Nelli wrote: saelo2myltlfren wrote: Baby u wouldn't even b able to mumble if my awesomeness was in your mouth 😉Manga✯Nelli wrote: Pardon these nuts kelder! jiwushun wud waf but ma mouf ish fuull of awsumnush how YOU doiiin? 😄 
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  The king is back 
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  The King had "Risen"! ALL HAIL THE KING!! 
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