Pet chickens

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lolbananalol2 Sep 8, 2013

Does anyone have pet chickens? I have about 12 of them.
Gingybug Sep 8, 2013

Haha this is kinda randomly funny lol...but I don't..kinda wanted some though lol
Ojibwe Sep 8, 2013

I have a crow.
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Sep 8, 2013

I just ate fried chicken. Does that count?
Mੌɑveɼɩcƙ₀₀₇ Sep 8, 2013

Lol, I have chickens in hayday. I have an Alaskan malamute from Alaska but no chickens. Here in Kansas there's a ton of farm animals all around... There's actually a sign that reads "yield to crossing farm animals" and "caution, wind and smell currents" lol
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Sep 8, 2013

I got drunk last week and bought a pet cock of a wino! No...wait...that's not right. I got wino drunk last week and paid her to pet my cock.
₩ᎥℕᎧ Sep 8, 2013

Sabasaul wrote:
I got drunk last week and bought a pet cock of a wino! No...wait...that's not right. I got wino drunk last week and paid her to pet my cock.

Saba, you have to stop confusing me with JO! Dang skank! 💃💃💃
Traüger🏃Retired Sep 8, 2013

My uncle's friend owned a chicken coop with 5 or 6. Anyways, he leaves with his wife for a day and a half and by the time they return, their dachshunds broke into the chicken cage & somehow literally ATE ALL OF THE CHICKENS!
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Sep 8, 2013

Popeyes is way better than KFC.😜
c ⌖😱ᵙǥͨ Sep 8, 2013

i have a pet chicken in the freezer and part of a pet pig in the fridge. their names are tyson and ballpark.
P😈Loco(E771) Sep 8, 2013

Ojibwe wrote:
I have a crow.

Dude I have crows follow me where I work. I start going home and they fly landing next to me or above me every 10-20 feet I walk. Then when I hit the main road/old highway they leave and go back
‡ʝʝ☠ྈƤुɑɖɼɩɲo‡ Sep 8, 2013

I eat them
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Sep 8, 2013

When I was a child my parents had 12 chooks (chickens to all you city-slickers). One day I was jumping on the trampoline and one of them was hanging around. Of course the evil boy in me decided that it wanted to jump on the trampoline as well, so I chased the poor thing around the yard and caught her. Then I put her on the trampoline and began bouncing. One bounce, two bounces, three bounces and her neck bent unnaturally to the side.

I buried her in the garden and went quietly inside ... later that evening I got a hiding from dad for being cruel to animals and damaging our egg supply.
〓SHЯIИUT〓 Sep 8, 2013

Sabasaul wrote:
I got drunk last week and bought a pet cock of a wino! No...wait...that's not right. I got wino drunk last week and paid her to pet my cock.

LMFAO!
Ꭱ3V Sep 8, 2013

I like to shoot the chickens in Far Cry 3. Good moving target practice.
₩ᎥℕᎧ Sep 8, 2013

ＮＩＲＶＡＮＡ wrote:
Sabasaul wrote:
I got drunk last week and bought a pet cock of a wino! No...wait...that's not right. I got wino drunk last week and paid her to pet my cock.

LMFAO!
Shri, don't you dare encourage him! 😣
Latn King Sep 8, 2013

I had a pet chicken one. Then he changed his name to Engineer
Ojibwe Sep 9, 2013

P😈Loco(E771) wrote:
Ojibwe wrote:
I have a crow.

Dude I have crows follow me where I work. I start going home and they fly landing next to me or above me every 10-20 feet I walk. Then when I hit the main road/old highway they leave and go back
They are really good at recognizing people. If you feed them they'll love you.
Magnum42⚡ Sep 9, 2013

I have 5 chickens and them little poop monsters give me plenty of eggs.