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🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Sep 7, 2013

While I was in Candian a year and a half ago, I noticed that Candian's seem to joke around a lot.
I noticed it immediately when we rented a car and they handed us a brochure. One of the things it said was that if you found a bear on the side of the road that you should drive up to it, and hit the bear with your door too keep it off the road. I was the, WTF. Then I came to realize that was a joke.... I at least hope so.

I kept on finding funny things and puns throughout our stay including a Metro Station Sign that had another sign next to it saying "For you Americans that means subway, and no, not the resturant".
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Sep 7, 2013

Its been a while so Im missing a few good ones. If I remember ill post them.
But if you know some Canadian humor share it here.
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ Sep 7, 2013

+70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
+60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Canada plant gardens.
+50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Canada sunbathe.
+40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Canada drive with the windows down.
+32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
+20 degrees
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
+15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 degrees
People in Miami all die...
Canadians lick the flagpole.
20 below
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Canada get out their winter coats.
40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies door to door.
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ Sep 7, 2013

60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Canada rent some videos.
100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
460 below
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Canada start saying, "Eh, Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Stanley Cup
◾️〓ZᎧᎧM〓◾️ Sep 7, 2013

Lol!
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ Sep 7, 2013

... And I'm actually at a hockey rink right now.
The Gipper Sep 7, 2013

That was awesome, ms d! And every Leafs fan knows its the truth :)
〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Sep 7, 2013

Ϯℌɛ ǤɪǷǷęƦ wrote:
That was awesome, ms d! And every Leafs fan knows its the truth :)

There's leafs fans? I though it was a myth! Go habs go!!!
★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ Sep 7, 2013

😂😭😂 good one Daisy!
P😈Loco(E771) Sep 8, 2013

msdaisy wrote:
297 below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.

😂😂😂😂
My GF is from Canada. She's.... Yeah.... Canadians can be weird 😝
She comes back and forth for photoshoots. She was here when California was in the 50s and 40s and I was trying to light a fire and she goes "how can you start a fire? It's hot enough"..... I almost smacked her but then I remember she's from Canada 😂
Պⱥץც_ㄥᵃŧɛя Sep 8, 2013

Lmao it just kept getting better and better, your a funny one msdaisy