Charlie Seiga, I'm calling YOU out!!
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Good afternoon turfers and turfettes! It is time for another callout, where we introduce vets to the noobs. Today's guest has no problem gettin that cheddar! He's the one and only Charlie Seiga!! Welcome to the show Charlie! And as always folks, feel free to callout your own questions!!
1. When did you start playing turf wars?
2. Did you ever think you would be 63k mob when you first started?
3. Would you rather be chased by a dozen duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?😁
4. What is your favorite forum moment?
5. What is your favorite map moment?
6. Since you're the capo of London, can I get a parking pass? (They don't like Vw's there😕)
7. Who is your most respected enemy?
8. One tip for nick and the devs?
9. One tip for the noobs?
10. If you could remove one item from the game (loot items, weapons, airports, upgrades...) what would it be?Carlie Seiga, thank you for your time! Watch out for those duck sized horses!
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Haha!! Excellent choice bus. You took my question though dammit! 😄
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
👍👍👍Haha!! Excellent choice bus. You took my question though dammit! 😄
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Excellent choice VW! 👍Haha!! Excellent choice bus. You took my question though dammit! 😄
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vishbume wrote:
I think I took everyone's question! Hahahaha!༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Excellent choice VW! 👍Haha!! Excellent choice bus. You took my question though dammit! 😄
So Charlie, would you rather be capped by a dozen GRIMM sized Exiles or one exile the size of GRIMM? 😜😂😁
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11. Leipzig? Seriously, wtf???
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The map moment question is making me laugh
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Charlie,you have become rich selling hemorrhoid creams from your wagon and in order to demonstrate its effectiveness you employ two sisters of which one has a prize cluster of 'grapes'.
You call a volunteer from the audience and the suffering sister steps forward to the stage and you have her cheeks parted and nod and poke sagely all the whilst.You make a big show of rubbing in a green unguent.She then settles into a booth where the other sister crouches.You incite her to parp and rub and,after a minute or so,the girl would jump out exultant inviting all to step forward and see for themselves the perfect ring-piece..... -
But the sisters complain of your insistence in practicing the rubbing scene at all hours,and so one day the girls shield their rumps from your glazed-over eyes and spitefully reverse their roles.The event expedites your departure from the town. The question,I wish to ask you Charlie is,which one had the nicer tits?
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Charlie, why did you never choose a side in the dbr v twfc war? You were a big mob then sitting it out why?
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Charlie, since becoming CEO of the Yawn Movement at the direction of our illustrious founder Mr Big Cat (may his sleep last 20 hours a day), have you lost sleep?
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Genuinely a little taken a back by the shout out, will need to have quick nap before I get answering.... 💤💤💤
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1. The day I went to see Toy Story 3. Which was some point in June or July of 2009. Saba and Midnite had some of my original turf so an exact date is long gone now...
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2. No. Never. I always had a target of 10k when I started to get into the game as I wanted to overtake the likes of Rhino and Random.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
I call shananigans!!!!1. The day I went to see Toy Story 3. Which was some point in June or July of 2009. Saba and Midnite had some of my original turf so an exact date is long gone now...
1) I'm a hugger not a fighter. I couldn't have any of your turf.
2) TW didn't start till October! -
Sabasaul wrote:
Sorry Saba, I meant 2010 😃Charlie Seiga wrote:
I call shananigans!!!!1. The day I went to see Toy Story 3. Which was some point in June or July of 2009. Saba and Midnite had some of my original turf so an exact date is long gone now...
1) I'm a hugger not a fighter. I couldn't have any of your turf.
2) TW didn't start till October! -
Hyena wrote:
Yes I constantly loose sleep because of the yawn. Mainly it's because of Suga's obsession with mid 90's soft reggae group "Big Mountain" and Vish always needs to be brought home by the local constabulary.Charlie, since becoming CEO of the Yawn Movement at the direction of our illustrious founder Mr Big Cat (may his sleep last 20 hours a day), have you lost sleep?
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★MΛCΛS★ wrote:
That is a good question.Charlie, why did you never choose a side in the dbr v twfc war? You were a big mob then sitting it out why?
In the beginning, I was siding with DBR as I knew a lot on that side - yourself, JB, Goliath, Taz, Exile to name a few but I also helped a few TWFC out here and there so I never really sided as I knew both sides.
Plus
I never got invited to join either, it was always suggested but never official. I think looking back I was slightly more one side than the other....
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How do you actually apply to join the yawn movement?
PS Charles is a fantastic choice for this. Top bloke
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💩◻FC St.Pauli◽💩 wrote:
Hahaha. Yeah, my company are sending me there and not the other places I could go like Brazil or South Carolina..11. Leipzig? Seriously, wtf???
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
They get the forms from you or Matt Le Tissier as well you know.How do you actually apply to join the yawn movement?
PS Charles is a fantastic choice for this. Top bloke
Three forms. Filled out. Two in English one in Furbish.
Along with a brown paper bag full of Cash for El Tel in the White Heart Lane car park.
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4. Being allowed a slight control of the Yawn. Big responsibility, even bigger nap times
5. For me, hopping from Berlin to Poland then to Denmark in two weeks. That was a long trip with all the dead spots. Seeing Shaggly hop to Monaco was impressive to see too.
6. You can if its the appropriate colour. Classic orange then it's all good, the pass is all yours!
7. I fear I have grown to retired for enemies these days. I used to have them but they are all long gone now I think.
8. If a man comes to your door and asks you to show him your bum, he might only want to see your bum. So I'd suggest that you check his credentials carefully before you go ahead and rip them there jeans down. I just wish I had know before hand.
9. The attacks ain't personal. Well, sometimes they may be but the majority of the time they ain't.
10. Those title deed thingys. Just don't like them very much.
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Are you part 90s game console? Seeing as it's spelt wrong are you a Korean 'cheap' equivalent?
And I'm throwing it out there but I'm guessing your full name is Charles game gear seiga.
Also when you first wake up do you involuntarily say seeeeeeigaaaaaaaa? -
A.How have your looks changed in the last ten years
B.Do you have any pet peeves?
C.Do you still play GS?
D.Do you piddle in the shower?
E.After wiping your arse,do you examine the bog-roll in your hand?
F.Have you got any favourite dishes?
G.Do you tend to see the glass as half full or half empty?
H.Which animal would you use to describe yourself?Why?
I.On a scale of 1-10 l,how devilishly handsome is Ken Dodd?
J. Have you ever met K.Dodd or the Diddymen?
K.If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice,what would it be? (Your younger self might be frightened of your advances)
L.How do you know so much about eighties pop music?
M.What was your biggest mistake on TW?
N.Have you got any favourite films?
O.Have you ever met another TW player in the flesh?
P.What brings you back to this game?
Q.If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
R.Were you ever mistaken for someone?
S.Which character of the Simpsons would you be? -
T.Any hobbies?
U.Is there any player that annoys you on TW?
V.Have you ever seen a pigeon chick?
W.Have you ever messaged Feedback? 1-10 on satisfaction?
X.Where and when do you open the TW app?
Y.Any tricks for not getting busted looking at fine ladies?
Z.How often do you change your jocks?
Thank you Charles. More to follow later. -
Woot! Love it bus - Charlie - who's you're top 3 players
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💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:
Alas dear Rud I do.Are you part 90s game console? Seeing as it's spelt wrong are you a Korean 'cheap' equivalent?
And I'm throwing it out there but I'm guessing your full name is Charles game gear seiga.
Also when you first wake up do you involuntarily say seeeeeeigaaaaaaaa?I also involuntarily hum the theme time to the original Sonic the Hedgehog and sometimes shout out the cheat to gain extra lives.
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A. Weight gain and less hair
B. far too many
C. No
D. Don't we all?
E. Don't we all?
F. My commemorative ones of Charles and Camilla's wedding
G. Technically it's always full as air will fill the void left by the missing water
H. A Platypus as they an oddity
I. 7
J. Unfortunately not but I have driven through Notty Ash
K. It's grim up north
L. I loves a pub quiz
M. Never joining an alliance I guess
N. Malibu Shark Attack or Sharktopus
O. Yes, Suga Danio. He's so dreamy
P. The Yawn!
Q. Invisibility and access to ladies showering
R. A fat Dermot O'Leary
S. Geoff Albertson -
T. Eating Doritos and touching myself. At the same time
U. Not any more!
V. It's the same way white dog poo is rarer these days
W. Yes. I score a 7
X. July 2010 at the "Vue" Cinema
Y. A zoom lens and newspaper with eye holes
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〓 CRͣAͩCͩKA 〓 wrote:
It changes depending on what the categories are the top 3 for but it is a tough one regardless.Woot! Love it bus - Charlie - who's you're top 3 players
All time it's the likes of Thug, Cupcake and Hav
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Pungent cheese Doritos!
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