Enjoying your own brand
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At the ripe old age of 33 my missus has shot me down in the fact I find blasting out a substantial fart funny and thinks I'm both childish and immature. Is this the general consensus? As at my current thinking she is wrong and a moron because there's NOTHING funnier especially when it feels the force could blow out a window with the added bonus...dependant on the meal the day before the subsequent poo cloud is both violent and pleasant to the nose hair.
She also fails to see that the dog also enjoys gobbling up his doggy boffs with an element of suprise every time he pumps.
Should I vacate the room when I feel the gut bubbling or continue to clasp a wad of poo particles and blast them towards her face like a RL street fighter 'hadoken' move?
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I'd bet $25 that my wife could out-fart any of you blokes.
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YOU wrote:
Except maybe, Katie.I'd bet $25 that my wife could out-fart any of you blokes.
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Lol only heard my mrs fart once and she nearly died but I fart in front in front of her all the time happy turfing guts
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Guys damn you phone lol
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You are not alone rudge. When I drop the dc bomb indoors she looks at me like I've just shat in her purse lol. The trick is wait till she's asleep wrap her in the quilt before farting in it and wrapping her up😜
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Rud, you and I are in the same boat! I find it extremely funny!
Do you every build a fart up, then get up just as you rip so she gets a face full? Watch her scream lol
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i prefer to fart under the covers and not let her know... so when she shifts the blankets it's a sneak attack.
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I love a good fart... Quite often hold my finger out for the missus to pull... And she still does it after 6 years.
Her mum too unfortunately... I've tainted their whole family lol
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Deicide wrote:
Have you tried to put the cover over her head before you let it go?i prefer to fart under the covers and not let her know... so when she shifts the blankets it's a sneak attack.
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★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
A Dutch oven? My misses has grown wise to them tactics lolDeicide wrote:
Have you tried to put the cover over her head before you let it go?i prefer to fart under the covers and not let her know... so when she shifts the blankets it's a sneak attack.
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I did while we were just playing around under the covers, kinda kills the mood though :)
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Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
Raspberries Mickey boy, as gentle as raspberries... HahaYOU wrote:
Except maybe, Katie.I'd bet $25 that my wife could out-fart any of you blokes.
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A couple weeks ago I tried to fart at my other half and it back fired BIG TIME.💩followed by my usain bolt impression to the bathroom
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Although the run didn't look Olympic worthy at all. More 100m in high heels lol
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mine doesnt have a sense of humor about it either but lately has come to accept the fact that i am not getting up and going to the other room to do it. im just not getting up that often. she has only let one loose in front of me once. middle of the night she got up to go to the br and farted walking by me. i said her name in a shocked voice and just started cracking up. it's amazing how many shades of red i could see her face turn in such low light!
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oh and that is once in 11 years! that is impressive. i couldnt go 11 hours without farting in front of someone
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Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
😂😂😂YOU wrote:
Except maybe, Katie.I'd bet $25 that my wife could out-fart any of you blokes.
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Dj Madman wrote:
Oh there's a name for that move! Well now I'll know what to call it next time I pull the trick. Thanks.★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
A Dutch oven? My misses has grown wise to them tactics lolDeicide wrote:
Have you tried to put the cover over her head before you let it go?i prefer to fart under the covers and not let her know... so when she shifts the blankets it's a sneak attack.
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I've been unlucky and heard her twice in 6 years...I wouldn't mind if they where whoppers as though she'd been storing them for years but the dogs are more impressive...and they smelt of the universal women boff...lettuce and wet kitten
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My wife hates when I do the walking farts. Otherwise known as Crop Dusting
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★10Pin T⌖ny★ wrote:
This how I got my wife to stop dragging me out on shopping expeditions. I'd crop dust unsuspecting shoppers. She was so mortified when she figured out what I was doing she stopped inviting me along.My wife hates when I do the walking farts. Otherwise known as Crop Dusting
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I asked a friend of mine once what she enjoyed doing when it was just her home alone (since our husbands both travel all the time). I assumed she would say relaxing and having wine cause that's my answer always haha. Hers was "As soon as he leaves, I fart and dear god is it nice!" Haha
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✯RagnarLoðbrók✯ wrote:
I need to try this★10Pin T⌖ny★ wrote:
This how I got my wife to stop dragging me out on shopping expeditions. I'd crop dust unsuspecting shoppers. She was so mortified when she figured out what I was doing she stopped inviting me along.My wife hates when I do the walking farts. Otherwise known as Crop Dusting
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Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
Ehmmm...I'd bet $25 that my wife could out-fart any of you blokes.
Im sorry mister dunn, but you just lost 25$.
I got this name for a reason you see, and it has been given to me like 10-15 years ago.
I was suffering from a mass production of biogas one late night playing games with online friends.
Them fuckers were so loud that everybody on teamspeak was able to hear em. 😂😂😂Most favorite place to let em rip:
Elevators, and not as you walk out but as you walk in... Can always blame someone that left the elevator for it.On a Side note:
Funny how your own farts smell are bareble, yet "forreign" farts..... Well 😂😂😂😂
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