Bull💩 or not
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Hyena wrote:
Was the beer to blind you to the tuck job or did you just stone cold sober say fuck it & just ignore it for shits & giggles?Sabasaul wrote:
Lol, RSVP.com man, profile said she wanted fun and was married. I was going through a divorce. 5 min chat online flicked to phone for 5 min. Turns out she lived 15 min away so quickly drove over. Quick beer and chat then I kissed her. She asked if I was sure I said yes and that was it clothes off and on the floor, then into the bedroom for rounds 2 & 3.Hyena wrote:
Jerking off in the sack to a printed out fuzzy SS of shagg's man tits doesn't count as bedding a "lady". I'm calling bullshit!I once bedded a "lady" within 2 hours of meeting her in an online chatrooms.
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Sabasaul wrote:
She was actually a bit alright, small, skinny, small tits. Had had a couple if kids but they were with her husband. She was also into swinging and was telling me about some of her experiences...Hyena wrote:
Was the beer to blind you to the tuck job or did you just stone cold sober say fuck it & just ignore it for shits & giggles?Sabasaul wrote:
Lol, RSVP.com man, profile said she wanted fun and was married. I was going through a divorce. 5 min chat online flicked to phone for 5 min. Turns out she lived 15 min away so quickly drove over. Quick beer and chat then I kissed her. She asked if I was sure I said yes and that was it clothes off and on the floor, then into the bedroom for rounds 2 & 3.Hyena wrote:
✂✂.
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My cousin holds the world record for eating the most cockles in 1 minute.
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ZRAYGO wrote:
💩⌖🔥ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ🔥⌖ wrote:
Call bullshitSabasaul wrote:
If you're talking about me I've been a man since day 1 lolActualy I guess we need proof she's serving up a steaming pile of 💩 first.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Sorry...Fact. 3 of my top 5 pain experiences have to do with my vagina.
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I'm still a virgin.
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Sabasaul wrote:
Sorry buddy, but that one is a fact. I was front gun. Played with an evil omen and we were sponsored by PMI, Evil, and BDPL....until the economy crashed our home field folded and our entire league lost sponsorship due to lack of funds😞〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Bullshit!🇬🇧✨乃✨🇬🇧 wrote:
That's awesome! I used to play professional paintball for the Indianapolis Felony. We played NPPL and ICC for two years before the economy collapsed and our sponsors couldn't afford to pay us any longer :/Fact:- I used to play professional football (soccer for you yanks) at league 1 level. Retired 10 years ago and now coach at my last team. Fact!
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I once bought some liver cut a slit in it,warmed it up in a microwave and pretended it was a vagina....best sexytime I ever had,and a hearty meal after...no need for salt
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💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:
I'm hoping that's bull💩I once bought some liver cut a slit in it,warmed it up in a microwave and pretended it was a vagina....best sexytime I ever had,and a hearty meal after...no need for salt
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Screw your game Saba.allmanr wrote:
Only one & that's #4ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Let me guess, you have 3 kidsFact. 3 of my top 5 pain experiences have to do with my vagina.
Lets try to guess things because I know I can't claim three.
clit piercing/tattoo?
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★Λddi★ wrote:
3) Loss of virginityℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Screw your game Saba.allmanr wrote:
Only one & that's #4ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Let me guess, you have 3 kidsFact. 3 of my top 5 pain experiences have to do with my vagina.
Lets try to guess things because I know I can't claim three.
clit piercing/tattoo?
2) Clit piercing
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The tuck job thing happened to me once.
I was *ahem* alright with it...
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Friendly Das encounter:
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℣ï₭ї₦Ǥ👹 says:
Morning Mike. Yah Im always looking 4 loot 2 cap. If U see Verbot put some up lmk. ✌
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One of the first 'official' talks between my alliance and DBR
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The Rhino says:
Goes both ways, if you want to come to the UK or we can help you out in any other way DBR will accommodate if we can
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One of my first Duair encounters, as a noob he was asking me about safe zones
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〓ＤＵＡＩＲ〓 says:
I think a player called mystery has done the same thing but on a bigger scale.
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SIN (aka Odysseus) caps me out of an area before I was an enemy
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👿S.i.N™👿 says:
Would you believe it if I said my finger slipped?
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When Red Dawg said in the TW LOUNGE that I was the new leader of CMS, and Getch made a thread about it:
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Shake-N-Bake 💀 says:
Good luck! Treat it well! CMS will always be the best alliance because we played like adults. We used restraint and diplomacy when needed. But when we fought.... Holy shit!!! 😺😺😺
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Magnesium6⃣👣💀 says:
Ur the new leader of cms!
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Johnny O destroys a city:
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Johnny O 💃 says:
It's a good thing I know you 😉
Everyone is dying in that city tonight.
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Another congrats on being leader of CMS lol
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★WISΞSTΛΝLΞΞ★ says:
so nice work on being the leader of CMS, is that true?
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First SmokeMonster encounter:
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ϮђěՏϻօҡěℳօɲṩϮěℜ says:
We thank you for your continued support. Our war with the Tyrants is top secret. But it began with me capin 3 turf. In response the tyrants capped over 50 turf and kicked me out of several airports and towns. They did calculate my secretary I'd defenses code punching capabilities.Again we appreciate your support and loOk forward to a day where we can return the support
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ϮђěՏϻօҡěℳօɲṩϮěℜ says:
Hello Mr. CrackaWe appreciate you reaching out to us and appreciate your nice comments.
We are not a part of any alliance other than the Allies.
Yes, we are a small alliance of one. But stand resolute in our battle against the Tyrants and will not rest, tire or nap until all Tyrants see justice.
Best wishes
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Love this old quote from Viper in reply to me asking him if he's fighting Midnite:
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🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥 says:
Actually midnite is fighting me. I'm just kicked back watching him flail against my turfs. Kinda amusing.
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Bullshit or not!? (It's true btw)
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johnny rocco says:
Midnite is never happy unless he's causing shit. Lol. He's a friend of mine but it's the truth.
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Tee-hee I like carbombs:
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Mr. Evil Empire says:
20 carbombs for a few turf? Haha. Now it's playtime. 👍
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fuqyall wrote:
I'm calling truth on this....The tuck job thing happened to me once.
I was *ahem* alright with it...
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I lost my virginity to some girl that I met In Rome Italy and did it with her behind a cathedral
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〓 CRͣAͩCͩKA 〓 wrote:
I call bullshit...💩✂Shake-N-Bake 💀 says:
Good luck! Treat it well! CMS will always be the best alliance✂ -
At 17 I burned down a judges house in east Texas. Instead of shock probation (90 days) I did 1054 days in prison.
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ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:
I'm saying 👍 to this one. Everyone knows you're a menace to society.At 17 I burned down a judges house in east Texas. Instead of shock probation (90 days) I did 1054 days in prison.
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Sabasaul wrote:
ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:
I'm saying 👍 to this one. Everyone knows you're a menace to society.At 17 I burned down a judges house in east Texas. Instead of shock probation (90 days) I did 1054 days in prison.
Lol. It's true.
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I once got a fine for taking a shit on a neighbor's front porch. I tried to be quick about it, but obviously didn't pinch it off fast enough.
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