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!I've reset Sep 20, 2010

So this morning I was really tired. I didn't hear our daughter crying on the monitor and my wife had to wake up for her. So to spite me she put the monitor right next to my ear on the bed, went to my daughters room and yelled "James" into it loudly. I jumped and all but hit the ceiling it scared me so bad. Not funny for me at the time but she thought it was the funniest sh$& ever. She will get hers :)
ZRAYGO Sep 20, 2010

Rotfl
Soul Sep 20, 2010

Lmao
∇@ИԺ@L!$M Sep 20, 2010

Payback is a .....
!I've reset Sep 20, 2010

∇@ИԺ@L!$M wrote:
Payback is a .....

Oh just wait. I'll get her back good!
Jimmy 2 Times Sep 20, 2010

LoL dang. That's what makes me scared to have kids :D
Big Jake Sep 20, 2010

Jimmy 2 Times wrote:
LoL dang. That's what makes me scared to have kids :D

Kids weren't the problem, should be scared to have the wife. Funny post.
Don Igor Sep 20, 2010

Put a load of talc powder into her hair-dryer... Use common sense or YouTube for results :)
originalbones Sep 20, 2010

That's funny, I got a dueced filled diaper set on my pillow once. Woke up pretty quick n tossed the pillow cover, good times!
Jimmy 2 Times Sep 20, 2010

Big Jake wrote:
Jimmy 2 Times wrote:
LoL dang. That's what makes me scared to have kids :D

Kids weren't the problem, should be scared to have the wife. Funny post.
Def but I got the wife. She's my angel. But I'm afraid the kids will turn her to the dark side :) lol
!! 从ㄠ七丹 !! Sep 21, 2010

Hahahahaha. Classic
Blue Spader Sep 21, 2010

Good thing my wife didn't read, or i'd be next, lol funny story man
TheKnox Sep 21, 2010

How do you jump out of bed and hit the ceiling 😨
bigragoo Sep 21, 2010

Longswamp👊🔨💀 wrote:
Good one. Wife 1. Jobin 0. Sorry buddy. I know the deal though. My wife scares me and it is hilarious. I scare her and the shite hits the fan. Good luck bro.

Agree. Tred carefully
Primo Loco Sep 21, 2010

TheKnox wrote:
How do you jump out of bed and hit the ceiling 😨

probably jumped to his feet on the bed n hit his head. I've done that before (cuz ran in startin a chainsaw 😖) then fell off n hit my head on the floor
!I've reset Sep 21, 2010

Primo Loco wrote:
TheKnox wrote:
How do you jump out of bed and hit the ceiling 😨

probably jumped to his feet on the bed n hit his head. I've done that before (cuz ran in startin a chainsaw 😖) then fell off n hit my head on the floor
Just a turn of phrase. I jumped out of bed.
Jimmy 2 Times Sep 21, 2010

!Jobin-fvk.2👊🔨💀 wrote:
Primo Loco wrote:
TheKnox wrote:
How do you jump out of bed and hit the ceiling 😨

probably jumped to his feet on the bed n hit his head. I've done that before (cuz ran in startin a chainsaw 😖) then fell off n hit my head on the floor
Just a turn of phrase. I jumped out of bed.
Still it's funny to imagine you jumping out of bed, like gravity pulled you out lol. Did u tell your real life buddies? I bet they're lol all day long haha
!I've reset Sep 21, 2010

Jimmy 2 Times wrote:
!Jobin-fvk.2👊🔨💀 wrote:
Primo Loco wrote:
TheKnox wrote:
How do you jump out of bed and hit the ceiling 😨

probably jumped to his feet on the bed n hit his head. I've done that before (cuz ran in startin a chainsaw 😖) then fell off n hit my head on the floor
Just a turn of phrase. I jumped out of bed.
Still it's funny to imagine you jumping out of bed, like gravity pulled you out lol. Did u tell your real life buddies? I bet they're lol all day long haha
Yes actually. That's a lite story compared to other pranks we have pulled on each other over the years.
FLAT✯FACE Sep 21, 2010

Good Times!!! My Son Screams & Crys loud Enough that the House Across the Street can her him.. Never Needed a Baby Monitor...
Primo Loco Sep 21, 2010

FLAT✯FACE 💀🔫♠ wrote:
Good Times!!! My Son Screams & Crys loud Enough that the House Across the Street can her him.. Never Needed a Baby Monitor...

😱 WTF IS THAT NOISE?!!? POOR KID IS BEING BEATEN😨
😠 POLICE!!!!
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you: 😨 NO ITS NOT WHAT U THINK!!!

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