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• King of Chaos Aug 3, 2013

  MaharajaIceman wrote:

  SilentKiller69 wrote:

  ℜagɳar Loðbrók wrote:

  🏃꓄rձυꍌ٤ɼلఠꍌꍌ٤ɼ wrote:

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  ⌖🔥Latin♛King🔥⌖ wrote:

  Gynecologist
  

  Susan Boyle walks in with a yeast infection. What do you do?

  Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
  I quit.

  Bake bread.

  Lol bake bread

  Is that because you knead the dough??
  

  People, people who knead people.
• King of Chaos Aug 3, 2013

  ᘺᏆŁᑓƩℳᗩℕꆜഷൠ wrote:

  ★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ wrote:

  I always wanted to be an animal bounty hunter for scientists. Capturing animals all over the world for scientists to study. So yeah I wanted to be a biologist with no lab work lol. I'm sure I'd have my own tv show in no time too.
  

  Nice one👌, I'll do this one too!

  Bounty: The Dog Hunter?
• Ꭱ3V Aug 3, 2013

  Be excellent if I could get paid to just sit around and smoke doobies and get blow jobs all day.
• Al Capone' Aug 3, 2013

  In bill gates position...
• King of Chaos Aug 3, 2013

  How about Breast implant tester? I sit in a room and after the surgery, the women walk through and I squeeze, suck and lick to make sure they fit our rigid quality checklist.
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Aug 4, 2013

  Nakyd wrote:

  How about Breast implant tester? I sit in a room and after the surgery, the women walk through and I squeeze, suck and lick to make sure they fit our rigid quality checklist.
  

  They'll probably be all bloody and shit from the surgery.
• King of Chaos Aug 4, 2013

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  Nakyd wrote:

  How about Breast implant tester? I sit in a room and after the surgery, the women walk through and I squeeze, suck and lick to make sure they fit our rigid quality checklist.
  

  They'll probably be all bloody and shit from the surgery.

  😨 But, I mean, I'm pretty sure the patients are cleaned before being sent out. You don't see a lot of bloody people coming out of plastic surgery clinics.
• SilentKiller69 Aug 4, 2013

  Nakyd wrote:

  MaharajaIceman wrote:

  SilentKiller69 wrote:

  ℜagɳar Loðbrók wrote:

  🏃꓄rձυꍌ٤ɼلఠꍌꍌ٤ɼ wrote:

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  ⌖🔥Latin♛King🔥⌖ wrote:

  Gynecologist
  

  Susan Boyle walks in with a yeast infection. What do you do?

  Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
  I quit.

  Bake bread.

  Lol bake bread

  Is that because you knead the dough??
  

  People, people who knead people.

  I knead bread
• SilentKiller69 Aug 12, 2013

  YOU wrote:

  Nakyd wrote:

  MaharajaIceman wrote:

  SilentKiller69 wrote:

  ℜagɳar Loðbrók wrote:

  🏃꓄rձυꍌ٤ɼلఠꍌꍌ٤ɼ wrote:

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  ⌖🔥Latin♛King🔥⌖ wrote:

  Gynecologist
  

  Susan Boyle walks in with a yeast infection. What do you do?

  Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
  I quit.

  Bake bread.

  Lol bake bread

  Is that because you knead the dough??
  

  People, people who knead people.

  I knead bread

  I knead it more
• Տヨ∆ℳㄩՏ Aug 15, 2013

  Lead Game Designer...... for Bethesda.
• SilentKiller69 Aug 17, 2013

  SCR3AMINPHOENIX wrote:

  Lead Game Designer...... for Bethesda.
  

  What's that
• Տヨ∆ℳㄩՏ Aug 17, 2013

  SilentKiller69 wrote:

  SCR3AMINPHOENIX wrote:

  Lead Game Designer...... for Bethesda.
  

  What's that

  The company that makes the Elder Scrolls games. Bethesda Studios, I think.
• Shoogie Aug 20, 2013

  A neonatal nurse practitioner who does some acting on my days off(even if only as an extra)

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