What time is it? JOKE TIME! Gimme ya best!
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Love em!!!!!!
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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Demented Sloth wrote:
A stick lolWhat do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a large, blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?" The ventriloquist looks on in amazement.
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community," she continued,
"and of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize. The blonde interjects, "You stay out of this, mister, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"
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Why don't foster kids play base ball?
They can't find home. 😂 -
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Samoan, an Armenian, and 2 Africans...
walk into a very fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group..."You can't come in here without a Thai. "
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A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked.
He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."
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I've got a bunch of Puns
Which president is the most innocent?
Lincoln. He is in a cent.I have been reading this book on anti-gravity, it is so good, I can't put it down!
I was wondering why the baseball was coming in fast towards me, then it hit me.
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A wise man once said...
"Man who eats cookies in bed, will have crummy sleep" -
The "O" family is taking a ride in a truck. Who's driving?
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why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
Tequila!!!
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what do Mexicans put under their carpets?
Underlay!!!
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A bit crude but here goes.
What's the differance between a Mexican and a bench?
A bench can support a family
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