Tools n loot

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♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jul 24, 2013

Tools n Loot were talkin one day, right, an Tools goes to Loot,
'Hey Loot, what's the point of us hangin? Like, you're Loot, an I'm Tools, we shud be enemies. They use me to rip yer up, an steal ya from yer home.'

An Loot goes,
'Whatchu talkin bout Willis?'
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jul 24, 2013

Mary had a little lamb, the doctors were amazed..

Mary had a little lamb, she also had a bear..

Usher an Seal, walkin down the street. Seal goes,
'Dude, what's with your name? Are you like, always usherin' people outta the buildin or something?'
An Usher goes,
'What the fuck, a talkin' seal!'
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jul 24, 2013

Zombies are attackin, an the plants're fightin back. Spittin peas at 'em, one flower goes to another,
'Why do they keep sayin' 'Brains' when they're clearly eatin the walnuts?'

A guy's got a paper bag on his head. Some guy comes along an shouts at him,
'Hey stranger, what's your name!'
The guy wearin the bag shouts back,
'Paper bags can't talk you idiot!'
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jul 24, 2013

The wall and the ceiling have a crush on each other so they organise to meet at the cornice ...
Ꭱ3V Jul 24, 2013

Turfa, turfas drunk again.
『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 Jul 24, 2013

Hey Turfa when was the last time Turfa visited a psychiatrist?
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jul 25, 2013

@Grimm - wasn't drunk, just bored. Lol. And tired. My brain warps when I'm tired.

@Legion - first an only time ever was for a psych test in the army application process earlier this year. Psychologist was a dumb bitch. An over-educated idiot. Lol.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jul 25, 2013

More stupid shit to come. Later. Maybe. If you're interested. Or not. Whatever. I'm not the only weirdo with dual personalities and screwed up brain signals here - somebody else expose yourselves. Literally. Go stand naked in front of your mirror. You are a tool. See? Haha.Lol.K👍
ThugsLife Jul 25, 2013

What is the purpose of this thread again?
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jul 25, 2013

ThugsLife wrote:
What is the purpose of this thread again?

Again? There never was. A purpose, lol.
Hyena Jul 25, 2013

тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
More stupid shit to come. Later. Maybe. If you're interested. Or not. Whatever. I'm not the only weirdo with dual personalities and screwed up brain signals here - somebody else expose yourselves. Literally. Go stand naked in front of your mirror. You are a tool. See? Haha.Lol.K👍

Just did as you suggested, what do girls see in us???? 😳
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jul 25, 2013

Hyena wrote:
тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
More stupid shit to come. Later. Maybe. If you're interested. Or not. Whatever. I'm not the only weirdo with dual personalities and screwed up brain signals here - somebody else expose yourselves. Literally. Go stand naked in front of your mirror. You are a tool. See? Haha.Lol.K👍

Just did as you suggested, what do girls see in us???? 😳
I think it's what they see on us ... 😎
Hyena Jul 26, 2013

тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Hyena wrote:
тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
More stupid shit to come. Later. Maybe. If you're interested. Or not. Whatever. I'm not the only weirdo with dual personalities and screwed up brain signals here - somebody else expose yourselves. Literally. Go stand naked in front of your mirror. You are a tool. See? Haha.Lol.K👍

Just did as you suggested, what do girls see in us???? 😳
I think it's what they see on us ... 😎
Nope that can't be it... 😓
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jul 26, 2013

Hyena wrote:
тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Hyena wrote:
тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
More stupid shit to come. Later. Maybe. If you're interested. Or not. Whatever. I'm not the only weirdo with dual personalities and screwed up brain signals here - somebody else expose yourselves. Literally. Go stand naked in front of your mirror. You are a tool. See? Haha.Lol.K👍

Just did as you suggested, what do girls see in us???? 😳
I think it's what they see on us ... 😎
Nope that can't be it... 😓
I pity you my friend 😈😝
Haha oh I crack me up. Lol