Long story short.

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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 20, 2013

I went to king's island a while back and discovered a full service bar in the park. I decided to have a few shots. About 300 dollars later, I found myself on the carousel singing Conway Twitty's don't call him a cowboy (until you've seen him ride) and smoking cigarettes. Apparently, this kind activity is frowned upon at this park, because park security came in and told me to stop. I told them to kiss my ass, so they kindly escorted me out of the park. I staggered around the parking lot for a while, looking for my brother's truck (or what I thought was his truck). I laid down in the bed and passed out. About 4 hours later I found myself traveling east on 52, only it was in a strangers truck that was similar to my brother's. I sat up and looked through the back glass. The man's kids were terrified, because I had red vomit all over my shirt. The man wasn't too mad, considering what happened. Lucky for me, he was also heading to WV. He dropped me off at a rest area and I found a comfy bench to
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 20, 2013

lay on until my brother arrived to pick me up.
Long story short, I had a bad time at King's Island.
Boner Jams '03 Jul 20, 2013

That is possibly the best drunk story I have ever heard. Congrats!
Dave™ Jul 20, 2013

🐂🐓🐄
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Jul 20, 2013

AWESOME
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Jul 20, 2013

😂😂😂😂
You're lucky no one took advantage of you at the rest area.
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 20, 2013

The look on those kids' faces was priceless. They thought I was some kind of axe murderer.
RW🍄 Jul 20, 2013

Only happens to 1 in 7 Billion people. 😂😂😂 Your talents are endless!
〓SHЯIИUT〓 Jul 20, 2013

Damn drunken hillbillys!
★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ Jul 20, 2013

💀༄ẙṳʗҡʘ༄💀 wrote:
😂😂😂😂
You're lucky no one took advantage of you at the rest area.

That's what you think 😉
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Jul 20, 2013

★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ wrote:
💀༄ẙṳʗҡʘ༄💀 wrote:
😂😂😂😂
You're lucky no one took advantage of you at the rest area.

That's what you think 😉
😂😂😂😂😂
At least he got 5 don points from the KY video he watched.
TΛLLY Jul 20, 2013

oops... very funny !
Ꭱ3V Jul 20, 2013

SO EPIC!
〓BLAMESDAY〓 Jul 20, 2013

Awesome!! 👏👏👏👏👏
Guywithagun72 Jul 20, 2013

Kid: look mommy a tree. Mom: yes sweetie I know. Kid: look mommy another.................*hysterical screaming ensues as hillbilly rises from the truck bed looking like a mad axe murderer.*
🐕Travdog70🐕 Jul 21, 2013

Boner Jams '03 wrote:
That is possibly the best drunk story I have ever heard. Congrats!

Effin A that's awesome
💻ӈɑͭcͪĸͤєя💻 Jul 21, 2013

Darn I knew I should have met you their lol
TheGoat170 Jul 22, 2013

I was just on reddit and I saw this picture of a drunk person passed out in the bed of a truck. Was that you?
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 22, 2013

TheGoat170 wrote:
I was just on reddit and I saw this picture of a drunk person passed out in the bed of a truck. Was that you?

It's hard to tell. A lot of people were recording me that day. There's probably a video of me playing that dance game floating around somewhere.