👮Corrections officer VS Police Officer👮

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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 3, 2013

I know how the beat is in the prison. Is there any police officers that can describe their beat? I'm just curious.
Tweek Jul 3, 2013

With a club, usually.
Tweek Jul 3, 2013

I worked in corrections before I did police work. I think that it helped me a lot. Some cops are arrogant dicks because they don't know how to talk to people, and people cannot do anything about it.

Talk to the wrong prisoner the wrong way, and you will get carved like a turkey.
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 3, 2013

Tweek wrote:
I worked in corrections before I did police work. I think that it helped me a lot. Some cops are arrogant dicks because they don't know how to talk to people, and people cannot do anything about it.

Talk to the wrong prisoner the wrong way, and you will get carved like a turkey.

This. I was taught that communication is the most effective weapon.
Boner Jams '03 Jul 3, 2013

Verbal judo motha fucka!
ℒƬ. ʗøℒʊℳℬɵ Jul 3, 2013

☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
I know how the beat is in the prison. Is there any police officers that can describe their beat? I'm just curious.

Mostly paperwork and slow days.
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 3, 2013

I had a slow day yesterday. Two of the inmates in my pod got in a fight over who would be the dog in monopoly. One of them is in the shoe and the other is in the infirmary.
Boner Jams '03 Jul 3, 2013

☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
I had a slow day yesterday. Two of the inmates in my pod got in a fight over who would be the dog in monopoly. One of them is in the shoe and the other is in the infirmary.

Idiots. Don't they know the top hat is where it's at?
Tweek Jul 3, 2013

Boner Jams '03 wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
I had a slow day yesterday. Two of the inmates in my pod got in a fight over who would be the dog in monopoly. One of them is in the shoe and the other is in the infirmary.

Idiots. Don't they know the top hat is where it's at?
Bull, it's the car.
Monopoly ends in fights no matter who is playing it.
salty.gillz Jul 5, 2013

Hahaha. So glad I work in single cell confinement. Worst fights we have are inmates yelling at each other from there vents about who's girl is hotter.
ℒƬ. ʗøℒʊℳℬɵ Jul 5, 2013

YOU wrote:
People requesting that kids be put in jail for using fireworks in the street near their house.(not even 9pm)

+ drunk drivers(of course)
Wèéd Jul 5, 2013

Slow, slow, slow night.
SilentKiller69 Jul 13, 2013

Boner Jams '03 wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
I had a slow day yesterday. Two of the inmates in my pod got in a fight over who would be the dog in monopoly. One of them is in the shoe and the other is in the infirmary.

Idiots. Don't they know the top hat is where it's at?
If only their was a like button. By the way car all day
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 13, 2013

salty.gillz wrote:
Hahaha. So glad I work in single cell confinement. Worst fights we have are inmates yelling at each other from there vents about who's girl is hotter.

Our segregation unit inmates are allowed out in the day room and on a special rec yard for an hour a day. We're constantly having to use the pepper ball gun on them because they want to stab and rape each other.
💀💣CaptCalhoun💀💣 Jul 13, 2013

Tweek wrote:
Boner Jams '03 wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
I had a slow day yesterday. Two of the inmates in my pod got in a fight over who would be the dog in monopoly. One of them is in the shoe and the other is in the infirmary.

Idiots. Don't they know the top hat is where it's at?
Bull, it's the car.
Monopoly ends in fights no matter who is playing it.

It is the ship.
$auce 🔫 Jul 13, 2013

I work in a state prison, cell extraction and DART certified shit pops off here daily I come home all bruised up wife hates it
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 13, 2013

$auce 🔫 wrote:
I work in a state prison, cell extraction and DART certified shit pops off here daily I come home all bruised up wife hates it

Why do you let them get close enough to bruise you?
$auce 🔫 Jul 13, 2013

On cell extraction to wrestle them down to remove them out of there cell forcefully YouTube it lol
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 13, 2013

$auce 🔫 wrote:
On cell extraction to wrestle them down to remove them out of there cell forcefully YouTube it lol

I've seen it lol. We use riot gear and we fill their cells full of OC spray before we go in there.
ℒƬ. ʗøℒʊℳℬɵ Jul 14, 2013

☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
$auce 🔫 wrote:
On cell extraction to wrestle them down to remove them out of there cell forcefully YouTube it lol

I've seen it lol. We use riot gear and we fill their cells full of OC spray before we go in there.
I actually think that we should use the tazer belts that they introduced a few years ago on them. It will get them to the floor fast without any hustle. But hey that's just my opinion.
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 14, 2013

I would rather be tazed than sprayed.
salty.gillz Jul 14, 2013

☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
salty.gillz wrote:
Hahaha. So glad I work in single cell confinement. Worst fights we have are inmates yelling at each other from there vents about who's girl is hotter.

Our segregation unit inmates are allowed out in the day room and on a special rec yard for an hour a day. We're constantly having to use the pepper ball gun on them because they want to stab and rape each other.
Our guys get an hour of rec during day shift and a certain amount of dayroom time depending on their confinement status. I would almost kill to play with the pepper ball gun. All we get is our miniature oc spray and a radio lol
salty.gillz Jul 14, 2013

ℒƬ. ʗøℒʊℳℬɵ wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
$auce 🔫 wrote:
On cell extraction to wrestle them down to remove them out of there cell forcefully YouTube it lol

I've seen it lol. We use riot gear and we fill their cells full of OC spray before we go in there.
I actually think that we should use the tazer belts that they introduced a few years ago on them. It will get them to the floor fast without any hustle. But hey that's just my opinion.
I've never been hit with a taxer but I have worn the belt and played with the 15k volt shock knife and so far I believe I would rather get hit with both of those than get sprayed again. But then again I've seen inmates laugh at you when you spray them. So I've devised a plan that will overcome these obstacles. Trained attack t-Rex unit. Aka- T.A.T.U.
Tweek Jul 14, 2013

Once, an inmate farted bare ass in my buddy's face during a cell extraction.

I have never laughed so hard.
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jul 14, 2013

Tweek wrote:
Once, an inmate farted bare ass in my buddy's face during a cell extraction.

I have never laughed so hard.

Lol. That's ass-sault.