It's National Talk Like A Pirate Day

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ZRAYGO Sep 19, 2010

Where do pirates get gas?

Arrrrrrrco
AttentionWhore Sep 19, 2010

Y couldn't the pirate go to the movies?

Because it was rated Aaaaaarrrrrgh
Iggy  Sep 19, 2010

..Oh ho ho....and bottle of rum....🍹🍺🍹🍺
FU airports! Sep 19, 2010

So this pirate walks into a bar, he has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. After a few drinks the bartender asks him "Excuse me, did you you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"

The pirate looks him straight in the eyes and says.....
FU airports! Sep 19, 2010

"Arrrrrrrrrrrr, it's driving me nuts!!!!!!!!!"
PUTZ Sep 19, 2010

🔱💣💀
Mr. Linderman Sep 19, 2010

I don't like this stupid idea.....arrrrrgh!

Why do pirates love to eat corn?

Because it's only a buck-an-ear! Arrrgh!
james87 Sep 19, 2010

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they AARRRRRGRRRR!!!!!
THΞ JΛCK/\L Sep 19, 2010

What a Pirate's favorite cookie?
Chips-a-hoy!
Add Nuckfuts Sep 19, 2010

Where's me booty?
Add MEN Sep 19, 2010

Yarrr, the pilot ep of 90210 be on and it be rich with early 90's radicalness
Kearn Sep 19, 2010

Ay matey Tis be a jolly good message in ya bottle
Kearn Sep 19, 2010

YOU wrote:
Ay matey Tis be a jolly good message in ya bottle

What...I wrote more than that :S
Chuck иorris Sep 19, 2010

YO YO YO! oh wait ummmm arg?
BigBK Sep 19, 2010

International actually
The Rhino Sep 19, 2010

Enough of yer bilge ya scurvy, lice infested blowfish.
ZRAYGO Sep 19, 2010

Where does a pirate get his coffee?

Staarrrrrrrbucks
CAVEMAN Sep 19, 2010

⬆⬆⬆ fail!!!!