Best pickup lines
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What are the best/ funniest pickup lines you've ever heard/ used? And if you used them, tell us the outcome. 😂👍
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haven't used but
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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Did you fall from heaven
Cause it looks like you landed on your face.
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Haven't used
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Funniest...My love for you is like diaherea, I can't hold it in.
Only one I tried was my sophomore year in college, "So, I see you're drinking Borden whole milk...." that's as far as it got because she went ahead and shot me down.
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Babe did you just fart? Because you blew me away
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Whadya say you I pretend we're in the circus. We can go back to my place & you can be a lion & I'll be the lion tamer. You can open your mouth and I stick in my head.
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One time, this neighborhood tweaker drunk said to me, "girl, your eyes sparkle like chocolate champagne. The center of your eyes is the color of honey. If I waved a piece of bread in front of your face, it would turn sweet from that honey," along with a myriad of other really, really ridiculous nonsense.
The outcome: I slyly recorded part of it on my phone and tiptoed away and pawned him off on a coworker.
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Do you like Wales?
Coz there's a humpback at mine if your interested . -
Lick your finger, wipe it on her clothing and say "let's get you out of these wet clothes"
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I'm a millionaire
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TheGun[E.C.K] wrote:
Folks, we have a winner!I'm a millionaire
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тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂TheGun[E.C.K] wrote:
Folks, we have a winner!I'm a millionaire
I've used "you don't look like a software engineer... More like a fighter pilot."
Works every time. Even better on actual fighter pilots.
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
I'm a fighter pilot. Want me to take you for a ride? 😎👍тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂TheGun[E.C.K] wrote:
Folks, we have a winner!I'm a millionaire
I've used "you don't look like a software engineer... More like a fighter pilot."
Works every time. Even better on actual fighter pilots.
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тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Told you guys. Now I don't have to slip him the mickey.gunstreet grrl wrote:
I'm a fighter pilot. Want me to take you for a ride? 😎👍тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂TheGun[E.C.K] wrote:
Folks, we have a winner!I'm a millionaire
I've used "you don't look like a software engineer... More like a fighter pilot."
Works every time. Even better on actual fighter pilots.
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
Leave him outta this!тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Told you guys. Now I don't have to slip him the mickey.gunstreet grrl wrote:
I'm a fighter pilot. Want me to take you for a ride? 😎👍тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂TheGun[E.C.K] wrote:
Folks, we have a winner!I'm a millionaire
I've used "you don't look like a software engineer... More like a fighter pilot."
Works every time. Even better on actual fighter pilots.
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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!
Used it once and she just laughed and enjoyed being together.
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Your the reason I wake up every morning💖......I'm just kidding😆, I have school.
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Your hair smells like wet popcorn, I like wet popcorn
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YOU wrote:
Better yet, you smell like wet dog, I like the smell of wet dogYour hair smells like wet popcorn, I like wet popcorn
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I'm not really this tall; I'm just sitting on my wallet.
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You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
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TheGun[E.C.K] wrote:
EpicI'm a millionaire
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Mr.BigEgo$$ wrote:
Can't see this one working...unless you're into butterfaced chicks who take pride in being a butterface.....Did you fall from heaven
Cause it looks like you landed on your face.
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A girl came up to me in a bar one time and told me...
I'm a captain and your going to be my private tonight......
Yea that didn't work but I had a good laugh with my friends. -
If you jingle my bells i can promise you a white christmas.
Are you from tennesee.... Cuz youre at least a seven.
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Why are you so childish? Do u want me to call u baby?
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Hey chick, grouse tits wanna go to macca's?
👆 Was actually used by a friend of mine back in high school. I can't remember if it worked though....
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I just need two minutes of your time.
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★PINΞSΛP★ wrote:
😂😂I just need two minutes of your time.
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Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform?
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