Another legend gone
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It is with a heavy heart that I share the following information with you. It has just been confirmed that Norman (schmekle) Silversmith aka DAS is no longer with us.
It was approximately 4 weeks that the whispers started mumoring about a grumpy, prepetualy constipated, babbling puss wad and what he had concocted this time. Sick & tired of getting his ass beat down on the map & in real life by tornados, DAS decoded to address the one thing he thought he had a shot at. What DAS planned to do was leap from his horse and grab the cyclone by the neck. (This was epic fonzie jumping over school bus type shit) But as he came near and saw how high the top of the whirling tower was, he knew he would have to do something better than that. Just as he . . . came close enough to the cyclone (which he had nick named Addi) to feel its hot breath, a knife of lightning streaked down into the ground. It struck there, quivering, just long enough for DAS to reach out and grab it.
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A sad day 😢
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Epic 👍
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As the lightning bolt whipped back up into the sky, DAS held on. When he was as high as the top of the cyclone, he jumped and landed astraddle its black, (side note: Addi loves being stuck while being straddled) spinning shoulders.
By then,
By then, everyone Nebraska , Oklahoma, and some of TW was watching. They saw DAS grab hold of that Addi's shoulders and haul them back. They saw him wrap his legs around Addi's belly and squeeze so hard the she started to pant. Then DAS got out his lasso (not the wonder woman one. That was only for special ovcasions) and slung it around the Addi's neck. He pulled it tighter and tighter until the Addi started to choke, spitting out....eh....rocks and dust. All the rain that was mixed up in it started to fall. Just as it seemed immenent that DAS was going to finaly rid TW of his long time tw nemesis by riding her & grinding her into submission, Addi mustered up enough energy to lerch from side to side bucking DAS from his perch atop her powerful twisting mass of furry. -
Then as DAS lay stunned on the ground, addi did what she does best. In a seemingly chaotic and haphazard manner yet with precision accuracy, addi engulfed DAS with all of her being & proceeded to unleash a blow job for the ages. When the dust had finally settled, DAS was nowhere to be found & us assumed to be deceased by blow job.
I ask the TW community to take a moment and reflect on "schmeckle" and the force that he was to be reckoned with. It was a pleasure fighting both with and against you buddy. KK, KIT KAT OUT!
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Look at that! And by the time I was thinking nothing good is happening to this game anymore...
Well goodbye to DAS, mules, bots and co. -
Legend? No. Bye Das. 🍻
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Noooo, not DAS, my favourite bad boy 😱 I may actually cry 😥😥😥
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Who are you on about?
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Until there is a reset there is hope... Perhaps starting a "Bring Back the Hyena" movement will persuade him to stay and, hmmmm, enrich (for lack of a better word) our gameplay on the map?
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ℝiçķӳ Sp∈ℕ⊂iℕi wrote:
Not you so piss offWho are you on about?
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That was a genuine question Taz! Their you just proved what a wet you really!
If you know what a wet is! -
😜ADD TAZ😜 wrote:
ℝiçķӳ Sp∈ℕ⊂iℕi wrote:
Not you so piss offWho are you on about?
☝☝☝☝ 😂😂😂😂 Epic reply!!!
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ℝiçķӳ Sp∈ℕ⊂iℕi wrote:
He's a melt Ricky 👍That was a genuine question Taz! Their you just proved what a wet you really!
If you know what a wet is! -
“ɬℌℰ Տ₳ⅈℵﾅ” wrote:
And another piss off hahahaℝiçķӳ Sp∈ℕ⊂iℕi wrote:
He's a melt Ricky 👍That was a genuine question Taz! Their you just proved what a wet you really!
If you know what a wet is! -
😜ADD TAZ😜 wrote:
Hahaha thought u had 7 kids to feed....... You si, lolol“ɬℌℰ Տ₳ⅈℵﾅ” wrote:
And another piss off hahahaℝiçķӳ Sp∈ℕ⊂iℕi wrote:
He's a melt Ricky 👍That was a genuine question Taz! Their you just proved what a wet you really!
If you know what a wet is! -
Your insults are top drawer ! Well worthy of a 4 grader Taz! Well played.
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☦ʂaƀĭƞᵗᵡ☦ wrote:
Dude was a TW legend. Way to many people based map decisions on what he did, half to 2/3 of active players in this game have been in vendettas against him. He was a bully, a strategist, an ally and helped a noob out from time to time. No matter how you cut it, love him or hate him, Das knew the game, played it well. If he ain't a legend then no one is.Legend? No. Bye Das. 🍻
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Big Jake™ wrote:
This.☦ʂaƀĭƞᵗᵡ☦ wrote:
Dude was a TW legend. Way to many people based map decisions on what he did, half to 2/3 of active players in this game have been in vendettas against him. He was a bully, a strategist, an ally and helped a noob out from time to time. No matter how you cut it, love him or hate him, Das knew the game, played it well. If he ain't a legend then no one is.Legend? No. Bye Das. 🍻
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ℝiçķӳ Sp∈ℕ⊂iℕi wrote:
Careful Ricky , don't want him crying nowYour insults are top drawer ! Well worthy of a 4 grader Taz! Well played.
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Yeah don't want him crying on his giro ink might run! Lol
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Maybe Katie wrote:
Same!Big Jake™ wrote:
This.☦ʂaƀĭƞᵗᵡ☦ wrote:
Dude was a TW legend. Way to many people based map decisions on what he did, half to 2/3 of active players in this game have been in vendettas against him. He was a bully, a strategist, an ally and helped a noob out from time to time. No matter how you cut it, love him or hate him, Das knew the game, played it well. If he ain't a legend then no one is.Legend? No. Bye Das. 🍻
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Big Jake™ wrote:
👆☦ʂaƀĭƞᵗᵡ☦ wrote:
Dude was a TW legend. Way to many people based map decisions on what he did, half to 2/3 of active players in this game have been in vendettas against him. He was a bully, a strategist, an ally and helped a noob out from time to time. No matter how you cut it, love him or hate him, Das knew the game, played it well. If he ain't a legend then no one is.Legend? No. Bye Das. 🍻
👏Thanks Saba, great read! -
Big Jake™ wrote:
Couldn't have said it better. Like das or not, he was a beast. Never had any interaction with das, as I'm too much of a small pissant for him to have taken notice.☦ʂaƀĭƞᵗᵡ☦ wrote:
Dude was a TW legend. Way to many people based map decisions on what he did, half to 2/3 of active players in this game have been in vendettas against him. He was a bully, a strategist, an ally and helped a noob out from time to time. No matter how you cut it, love him or hate him, Das knew the game, played it well. If he ain't a legend then no one is.Legend? No. Bye Das. 🍻
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Big Jake™ wrote:
That's putting it modestly to say the least. DAS was a pain in the ass, sneaky, tenacious son of a bitch and most importantly, smart as hell. Anyone who thinks differently has had the wool pulled over their eyes. The amount of game play startagey I have learned from DAS is immeasurable. Like it or not, DAS pretty much personifies the term legend.☦ʂaƀĭƞᵗᵡ☦ wrote:
Dude was a TW legend. Way to many people based map decisions on what he did, half to 2/3 of active players in this game have been in vendettas against him. He was a bully, a strategist, an ally and helped a noob out from time to time. No matter how you cut it, love him or hate him, Das knew the game, played it well. If he ain't a legend then no one is.Legend? No. Bye Das. 🍻
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Sabasaul wrote:
Big Jake™ wrote:
That's putting it modestly to say the least. DAS was a pain in the ass, sneaky, tenacious son of a bitch and most importantly, smart as hell. Anyone who thinks differently has had the wool pulled over their eyes. The amount of game play startagey I have learned from DAS is immeasurable. Like it or not, DAS pretty much personifies the term legend.☦ʂaƀĭƞᵗᵡ☦ wrote:
Dude was a TW legend. Way to many people based map decisions on what he did, half to 2/3 of active players in this game have been in vendettas against him. He was a bully, a strategist, an ally and helped a noob out from time to time. No matter how you cut it, love him or hate him, Das knew the game, played it well. If he ain't a legend then no one is.Bye Das. 🍻
👆👆 agreed. (Emphasis added)
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Wait, Das is a "he"?! So confused... 😉
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I loved to hate him and I hated that I loved him!
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God dam >< I've been hearing stories of that guy/girl since the very first day I joined Turfwars.
Asked him/her a question once
Or twice, even tried to write him/her an ode back when I was on that kick, but never got a response.He/she was a living legend, notorious for, well, everything, and now will grow into a bigger legend as long as the game goes on. Newbs won't even believe the stories of truth ✊
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Big Jake™ wrote:
👍 Agree with this regardless of how I felt about Das☦ʂaƀĭƞᵗᵡ☦ wrote:
Dude was a TW legend. Way to many people based map decisions on what he did, half to 2/3 of active players in this game have been in vendettas against him. He was a bully, a strategist, an ally and helped a noob out from time to time. No matter how you cut it, love him or hate him, Das knew the game, played it well. If he ain't a legend then no one is.Legend? No. Bye Das. 🍻
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