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🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
The only real "zombies" are the ones that originated in Haïti, and are/were made by wich doctors/voodoo.
Another thing i want to point out is that the "defenition" of zombie as we know it today Surfaced in "night of the living dead" by George Romero.
Mutatief or not, there is no way that "dead" tissue would be flexible enough to actually make a "corpse" walk or even run for that matter...
So, bar the haiti zombies, every other, ahem, "type" of zombie are pure fictional and fragments of imagination.
Put that into your "brraaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnssssss" before you discuss on what is and is not real...
Or do i have to "send more cops" to sort the two of you out? 😂😂😂😂YOU wrote:
Uh ... zombies make for interesting subject matter, but are pretty much completely impossible. An asteroid or pandemic are both far more likely to cause an apocalypse.
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@Bad Bean, I'm aware of the impossibility of the modern 'zombie'. Nonetheless, they are a fun topic for discussion, and as I said (maybe it was in the blog), there are plenty of other events that could easily happen and just as easily result in an apocalyptic scenario.
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🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
The only real "zombies" are the ones that originated in Haïti, and are/were made by wich doctors/voodoo.
🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
I've heard about those original zombies! I do wonder how the concept of zombies changed from that to the pop culture idea...?Mutatief or not, there is no way that "dead" tissue would be flexible enough to actually make a "corpse" walk or even run for that matter...
And as far as the stiffness of the corpse goes... The rigor mortis that sets in after something dies usually lasts around 3 days(depending on the environment). After that, the corpse becomes more easily moveable! ^_^
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тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
I look forward to more of your blog! 👍Brand new apocalyptic blog. In updates to come: apocalypse scenarios both possible and impossible, survival hints and clues, interesting facts and, hopefully, just worth reading.
Give it a look, please!
http://dhumour.blogspot.com.au/2013/06/introduction.html?m=1
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Shoogie wrote:
Cheers mate! I look foward to writing more as well 😉👍тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
I look forward to more of your blog! 👍Brand new apocalyptic blog. In updates to come: apocalypse scenarios both possible and impossible, survival hints and clues, interesting facts and, hopefully, just worth reading.
Give it a look, please!
http://dhumour.blogspot.com.au/2013/06/introduction.html?m=1
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Dear everyone,
Please subscribe and share!
As I post more, I'd love to have a regular audience. I expect to start recieving hate mail soon, and I'm relying on you all to recruit the haters! 😝
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тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Fuck you turfa...Dear everyone,
Please subscribe and share!
As I post more, I'd love to have a regular audience. I expect to start recieving hate mail soon, and I'm relying on you all to recruit the haters! 😝
There, you happy now? 😂😂😂
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🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
Very. 😊👊тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Fuck you turfa...Dear everyone,
Please subscribe and share!
As I post more, I'd love to have a regular audience. I expect to start recieving hate mail soon, and I'm relying on you all to recruit the haters! 😝
There, you happy now? 😂😂😂
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M₳Ŧ ƷX ¥Ө wrote:
Glasgow University Med school wrote a booklet. You should look that shit up XDℵǿʙℓعოǟṋʘ₣€ℌⱥơʂ wrote:
Wtf? How would you or anyone know what the characteristics of a zombie are?🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
There's the resident evil zombies, which are slow, but mutate.ℵǿʙℓعოǟṋʘ₣€ℌⱥơʂ wrote:
You realize zombies don't come in designer flavors, right?Cool. I'll read, although I already have a zombie apocalypse plan for 5 different types of zombies.
There's the zombieland zombies, which are almost completely human, only stupider and crazed
There's the High school of the dead zombies which are blind and can't smell, but can hear perfectly
There's the I am legend zombies which can't go out in sunlight.
... I could go on
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Shoogie wrote:
The one major flaw in the zombie thing that everyone seems to overlook.... Zombies are dead. Dead flesh rots. Eventually they'd rot away to nothing.🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
The only real "zombies" are the ones that originated in Haïti, and are/were made by wich doctors/voodoo.
🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
I've heard about those original zombies! I do wonder how the concept of zombies changed from that to the pop culture idea...?Mutatief or not, there is no way that "dead" tissue would be flexible enough to actually make a "corpse" walk or even run for that matter...
And as far as the stiffness of the corpse goes... The rigor mortis that sets in after something dies usually lasts around 3 days(depending on the environment). After that, the corpse becomes more easily moveable! ^_^
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Its not that people overlook it, its that eventually yes they would rot and die of starvation even, but without proper preparation you wouldn't last long enough for them to decay.
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
It only takes about a month for a corpse to decay, most people would last a month.Its not that people overlook it, its that eventually yes they would rot and die of starvation even, but without proper preparation you wouldn't last long enough for them to decay.
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Wyster wrote:
A normal corpse sure, but what about one that's being controlled by a virus that replicates cells? Who knows what it does to the skin ._.🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
It only takes about a month for a corpse to decay, most people would last a month.Its not that people overlook it, its that eventually yes they would rot and die of starvation even, but without proper preparation you wouldn't last long enough for them to decay.
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
If it were to multiply cells, it still wouldn't slow down the decaying process, otherwise a guy who died from cancer would still have cancer, but that's a no. A virus can not re-animate cells either, infact, they kill cells, which is the exact oppositeWyster wrote:
A normal corpse sure, but what about one that's being controlled by a virus that replicates cells? Who knows what it does to the skin ._.🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
It only takes about a month for a corpse to decay, most people would last a month.Its not that people overlook it, its that eventually yes they would rot and die of starvation even, but without proper preparation you wouldn't last long enough for them to decay.
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Wyster wrote:
And yet, we're arguing about the dead comming back to life to kill us. Normal rules don't apply 😋🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
If it were to multiply cells, it still wouldn't slow down the decaying process, otherwise a guy who died from cancer would still have cancer, but that's a no. A virus can not re-animate cells either, infact, they kill cells, which is the exact oppositeWyster wrote:
A normal corpse sure, but what about one that's being controlled by a virus that replicates cells? Who knows what it does to the skin ._.🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
It only takes about a month for a corpse to decay, most people would last a month.
We've got no idea the disaster that will bring about the zombies hahahaha -
So how often will there be posts? Should I be checking daily? Weekly?
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Wyster wrote:
What about in colder regions of the world?🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
It only takes about a month for a corpse to decay, most people would last a month.Its not that people overlook it, its that eventually yes they would rot and die of starvation even, but without proper preparation you wouldn't last long enough for them to decay.
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ℵǿʙℓعოǟṋʘ₣€ℌⱥơʂ wrote:
I'm going to say weekly, though it may end up sometimes being daily and sometimes monthly depending on RLSo how often will there be posts? Should I be checking daily? Weekly?
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Shoogie wrote: I've heard about those original zombies! I do wonder how the concept of zombies changed from that to the pop culture idea...?
Day of the living dead, like i said in a previous post 😉Well, as far as i know, i didnt do a full research on it, but i got a strong feeling this "might" be one of the earliest origins of the "modern" zombie.
There might be earlier ones though, but like i said, i didnt research the origin. -
Days of the living dead was the first Succesful bit that brought zombies to the light in the eyes of the public. Before that they remained alive only in small circles of paranoid freaks and conspiritists.
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And where does Bud The Chud factor into your zombie talks?
Prepare for horror, thrills and comedy in this satiric story of a bloodthirsty zombie roaming the streets of a small American town.
"Bud the Chud", a half-dead decomposing humanoid - the result of a bizarre military experiment gone haywire. But Bud is no ordinary zombie.
Along with the usual taste for human flesh, he also has a brain... and a heart. He gets a trim before eating the barber, works out before killing the aerobics instructor, and falls in love with Katie.
(from the slick of the original VHS film)
Just watched it. 👍👍👍👍
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I've never heard of bud the chud, but I shall have to research him now. Sounds interesting 👍
I'm planning on another post in the next day, so check in soon!
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