Now somewhere in the black hills of South Dakota

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🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Jun 15, 2013

There lived a young boy named DAS Heyena
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young DAS in the eye DAS didn't like that
He said I'm gonna get that kat
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon.

DAS Heyena checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
DAS had come equipped with a bren
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy.
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Jun 15, 2013

Her name was Xambler and she called herself Xam
But everyone knew her as Nancy.
Now she and her mate who called himself Jake
Were in the next room at the hoedown
DAS burst in and grinning a grin
He said Jakey boy this is a showdown
But Jake was hot-he drew first and shot
And DAS collapsed in the corner.

The doctor came in stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said DAS you met your match
And DAS said, Doc it's only a scratch
And I'll be better I'll be better doc as soon as I am able.

Now DAS Heyena he fell back in his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
To help with good DAS's revival.
★CHUCKDΛVΞ★ Jun 15, 2013

More, more. I want more!
Wyster Jun 15, 2013

★CHUCKDΛVΞ★ wrote:
More, more. I want more!
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jun 15, 2013

Agreed... Love it, except I can't workout the rhyme scheme of the first verse :( made me very sad
〓BLAMESDAY〓 Jun 15, 2013

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Thumbs Riley Jun 15, 2013

Make a version based on Piggies?
BellaItaliana Jun 15, 2013

Yay, someone finally did a Beatles song. :) happy Bella.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jun 15, 2013

Awesome👍
Talk to me nice Jun 15, 2013

Very well done!👍
Glock 45 Jun 15, 2013

Nice. Now I've got the original running through my mind.
Now do " Happiness is a warm gun "
GreenManXphile Jun 15, 2013

i spend a night or two in deadwood every couple of years. its fun to get drunk and mess with bordering states.
Doom Giver Jun 15, 2013

Nice 👍
мīм Jun 16, 2013

Good one Saba.
₭íƖʛɵяȩ🐟Ƭяøϋʈ Jun 16, 2013

мīм wrote:
Good one Saba.

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