Rogue Faction
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A small group of rogue Tangerines broke ranks and took on a cluster of Grapefruit, little knowing that Grapefruit are the staunchest of staunch loyalist π²πππ² Orange Cycle Dot supporters. The Tangerines were taken to Trampoline HQ where they were bounced inverted until they repented and acknowledged the error of their ways.
As alway, our top secret leader, Orangelina 'gunstreet' Croft ( π )( π ) is in firm control of the alliance. -
A bitter tale in sooth.But where do the lemons or sly mandarins stand in all this?
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I say juice the traitors!
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Could I get a little more details on gunstreets firmness?ππ
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β MΞΞ₯ΞΞΞβ wrote:
I'm sure she'll be around to school you shortly.Could I get a little more details on gunstreets firmness?ππ
I understand her palms are very firm if she smacks you. π π.
π²πππ² PS: Don't mention the alpacas. -
β MΞΞ₯ΞΞΞβ wrote:
Firm enough to bounce a quarter off your a$$.Could I get a little more details on gunstreets firmness?ππ
Who mentioned alpacas?!
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La tortuga wrote:
Some of the treacherous & tart tangerines set themselves up for a reset. We put their slices to the grind.I say juice the traitors!
Mission de-seed now complete. We have juice on our hands to prove it! Let this be a lesson to the tropicals.
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So have you sent a representative to the apples?
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Wyster wrote:
Not dealing with them anymore. We thought it was one bad one, but it's orchards.So have you sent a representative to the apples?
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It got so bad the other day that I actually had to deploy a Slinky. Representatives of the vegetable groups are calling it a violation of ethics and an agent of destabilization. We just see them as a variation of trampoline springs so perfectly acceptable.
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I don't know why you put up with these trouble making fruit. Wife made a tort of fresh peaches yesterday. That's how you deal with trouble makers! Yumm!
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La tortuga wrote:
Tell her to apply for our alliance. We need natural born killahs like that among our ranks πI don't know why you put up with these trouble making fruit. Wife made a tort of fresh peaches yesterday. That's how you deal with trouble makers! Yumm!
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vishbume wrote:
Lemons are a bit like wives/husbands/boyfriends/girlfriends. Can be real sourpusses at times but also very useful. For instance, .25 cups lemon juice to .75 cups water rinsed in your hair and dried by sitting in the sun will bring out blonde highlights in your hair.A bitter tale in sooth.But where do the lemons or sly mandarins stand in all this?
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