Myths, Facts and tips about women
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Fact: They really do fart, and when they do it smells worse than a fat guys fart who just ate a burrito.
Myth: When they say, I just need a minute while getting ready. You might aswell take a nap.
Fact: When a girl says no, it they really do mean no. (sorry guys)
Tip: When a women says "does this make me look fat?" always say no, even if they look like honey boo boos mom.
Myth: When a women says nothing is wrong, they are lying.
Tip: Remember to use mouth wash before going to that first date.
Feel free to add more.⬇⬇⬇⬇ This thread is not meant to insult women, but to better educate men about the mysterious women species.
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Fact: You will lose every argument you get in with a woman.
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A little education before going downtown goes a long way.
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Tip: communicate with them when there is a problem. Get resolution. That goes a long way and at times can bring make up sex as an added bonus
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Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
Didn't Charle Sheen say that was the 3 best kind if sex? Of was that revange sex😳Tip: communicate with them when there is a problem. Get resolution. That goes a long way and at times can bring make up sex as an added bonus
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Smells like a high school locker room in here.
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sex? worst 3 minutes of my life lol
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photofinish wrote:
Then your doing it wrong....sex? worst 3 minutes of my life lol
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photofinish wrote:
You mean it wasn't a photo finish!!sex? worst 3 minutes of my life lol
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Hyena wrote:
3 minutes, that good going 👍 just enough to keep them wanting more 😜photofinish wrote:
Then your doing it wrong....sex? worst 3 minutes of my life lol
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🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Fact: Girls love it when you listen to her ramble about her life.Fact: They really do fart, and when they do it smells worse than a fat guys fart who just ate a burrito.
Myth: When they say, I just need a minute while getting ready. You might aswell take a nap.
Fact: When a girl says no, it they really do mean no. (sorry guys)
Tip: When a women says "does this make me look fat?" always say no, even if they look like honey boo boos mom.
Myth: When a women says nothing is wrong, they are lying.
Tip: Remember to use mouth wash before going to that first date.
Feel free to add more.⬇⬇⬇⬇ This thread is not meant to insult women, but to better educate men about the mysterious women species.
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✯Ꮋεαr ηο Ꭼνίl✯ wrote:
Fact: Play turf wars while she rambles and nod every 20 seconds so she gets the impression you are listening to her.🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Fact: Girls love it when you listen to her ramble about her life.Fact: They really do fart, and when they do it smells worse than a fat guys fart who just ate a burrito.
Myth: When they say, I just need a minute while getting ready. You might aswell take a nap.
Fact: When a girl says no, it they really do mean no. (sorry guys)
Tip: When a women says "does this make me look fat?" always say no, even if they look like honey boo boos mom.
Myth: When a women says nothing is wrong, they are lying.
Tip: Remember to use mouth wash before going to that first date.
Feel free to add more.⬇⬇⬇⬇ This thread is not meant to insult women, but to better educate men about the mysterious women species.
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You can't be serious. *Sigh* Ok... Here goes.
Tip 1:
💃= woman
💃💃💃= womenTip 2: we're only considered a different species if you have to drag your knuckles while getting to the grocery store.
Tip 3: don't pick up tips on women from guys who have to a)pay for sex and b)have about 3.25 teeth in their heads from incessant drug use (e.g. Charlie "Sheen"). He ain't a player, he a bank roller.
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ɆͣƉͩƉͩ∙∘•💥🔫ᏚℍʘŦ wrote:
Hyena wrote:
3 minutes, that good going 👍 just enough to keep them wanting more 😜photofinish wrote:
Then your doing it wrong....sex? worst 3 minutes of my life lol
well never looked at it that way
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🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Sometimes when I ask my girl if she's mad. She says "no" but that means "yes I'm f&/$ing mad"Fact: They really do fart, and when they do it smells worse than a fat guys fart who just ate a burrito.
Myth: When they say, I just need a minute while getting ready. You might aswell take a nap.
Fact: When a girl says no, it they really do mean no. (sorry guys)
Tip: When a women says "does this make me look fat?" always say no, even if they look like honey boo boos mom.
Myth: When a women says nothing is wrong, they are lying.
Tip: Remember to use mouth wash before going to that first date.
Feel free to add more.⬇⬇⬇⬇ This thread is not meant to insult women, but to better educate men about the mysterious women species.
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Myth: When your having sex and the women is on top, you can't get pregnant. It's gravity man !!!!
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
😢You can't be serious. *Sigh* Ok... Here goes.
Tip 1:
💃= woman
💃💃💃= womenTip 2: we're only considered a different species if you have to drag your knuckles while getting to the grocery store.
Tip 3: don't pick up tips on women from guys who have to a)pay for sex and b)have about 3.25 teeth in their heads from incessant drug use (e.g. Charlie "Sheen"). He ain't a player, he a bank roller.
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Excelsior mafia wrote:
That's a fact, men can't get pergnantMyth: When your having sex and the women is on top, you can't get pregnant. It's gravity man !!!!
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〓 J C 〓 wrote:
JC,your observation skills are above average! LolExcelsior mafia wrote:
That's a fact, men can't get pergnantMyth: When your having sex and the women is on top, you can't get pregnant. It's gravity man !!!!
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Tip: do not lie to a woman they always find out the truth
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Women don't know that they want most of the time but I guess neither do we haha
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🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Oh... dammit. I hate it when you guys cry. F it, I didn't mean any of it.gunstreet grrl wrote:
😢You can't be serious. *Sigh* Ok... Here goes.
Tip 1:
💃= woman
💃💃💃= womenTip 2: we're only considered a different species if you have to drag your knuckles while getting to the grocery store.
Tip 3: don't pick up tips on women from guys who have to a)pay for sex and b)have about 3.25 teeth in their heads from incessant drug use (e.g. Charlie "Sheen"). He ain't a player, he a bank roller.
Except maybe tip 1. Ok, negotiable. Urgh. Goodbye.
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
Fact: women don't like men who cry.... They say they want sensitive but when they get it they realise it's like having sex with their BFF. And then who are they going to talk to about it afterwards....🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Oh... dammit. I hate it when you guys cry. F it, I didn't mean any of it.gunstreet grrl wrote:
😢You can't be serious. *Sigh* Ok... Here goes.
Tip 1:
💃= woman
💃💃💃= womenTip 2: we're only considered a different species if you have to drag your knuckles while getting to the grocery store.
Tip 3: don't pick up tips on women from guys who have to a)pay for sex and b)have about 3.25 teeth in their heads from incessant drug use (e.g. Charlie "Sheen"). He ain't a player, he a bank roller.
Except maybe tip 1. Ok, negotiable. Urgh. Goodbye.
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ɆͣƉͩƉͩ∙∘•💥🔫ᏚℍʘŦ wrote:
If you only last 3 minutes, there won't be a next time!Hyena wrote:
3 minutes, that good going 👍 just enough to keep them wanting more 😜photofinish wrote:
Then your doing it wrong....sex? worst 3 minutes of my life lol
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Fact: dont like another girls pic on Facebook.
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Happy wife! Happy life!
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ωı☦cʜɛs☪sɑʙʙɑ☦ʜ wrote:
I was actually talking about the "worst" comment. Don't know if photo is a guy or girl but in either case you can only improve with practice....ɆͣƉͩƉͩ∙∘•💥🔫ᏚℍʘŦ wrote:
If you only last 3 minutes, there won't be a next time!Hyena wrote:
3 minutes, that good going 👍 just enough to keep them wanting more 😜photofinish wrote:
Then your doing it wrong....sex? worst 3 minutes of my life lol
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Today is mine and my fiancé's first anniversary. She's a fruitcake but I love her anyway 😏👍
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Myth: Women are a mysterious species
Fact: Men and women are of the same species.
Tip: Treat a woman with the respect worthy of any other person, only more.
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clint crawford wrote:
Unhappy wife cold stone misery for the rest of your lifeHappy wife! Happy life!
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squirt turtle wrote:
clint crawford wrote:
Unhappy wife cold stone misery for the rest of your lifeHappy wife! Happy life!
im not getting married.
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