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I was thinking about you,
When suddenly I knew,
I knew what was true,
I did need a big poo,
A massive doo-doo,
And the need just grew,
As I thought about you.So I ran off to the loo,
And as I thought of you,
Let loose my brown goo,
My fart followed through,
With that giant poo,
Which stuck like glue,
As I thought about you. -
What are you talking about?
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🎶Never gonna give you up...🎶
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lolbananalol2 wrote:
Shit!What are you talking about?
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What is wrong with you?
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lolbananalol2 wrote:
Bite me! Hahaha! Are the nurses in there pretty? Mwahaha! 😈What is wrong with you?
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тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Haha! The troll get trolled... lmao😂😂😂lolbananalol2 wrote:
Bite me! Hahaha! Are the nurses in there pretty? Mwahaha! 😈What is wrong with you?
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Hey turfa, turfa is being an assbag again.
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You belong in the [poop] room on pal.
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lolbananalol2 wrote:
You are whats wrong with him, now dont let turfa slap you silly before turfa gets the upperhand and totally destroys that poophole of yours...What is wrong with you?
On à sidenote:
Turfa buddy...You really honor me by that song, i get the feeling its showing me how much you really love me... Unlikely that other bastard turfa, that just squeezes me out in random places, leaving me behind like im just à pièce of... Oh wait 😟 i am à pièce of shit arent i? Well, better 😷 then.
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Check out the conversation banana brain and me have had on each other's walls ... hehe 😈
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IF YOU PACK OF BLOCKHEADS DON'T START PAYING ATTENTION TO ME I'M GOING TO BE FORCED TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC!!
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Meow 😼
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тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹Check out the conversation banana brain and me have had on each other's walls ... hehe 😈
Great laugh....
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Hyena wrote:
I was in stitches. Then I figured I should stop being nasty lolтʊʀғᵃ wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹Check out the conversation banana brain and me have had on each other's walls ... hehe 😈
Great laugh....
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🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
It was penned in honour of you, my friend. Well, it wasn't really, you were just mentioned in it. But you know, you're welcome and all that anyway 😜👍lolbananalol2 wrote:
You are whats wrong with him, now dont let turfa slap you silly before turfa gets the upperhand and totally destroys that poophole of yours...What is wrong with you?
On à sidenote:
Turfa buddy...You really honor me by that song, i get the feeling its showing me how much you really love me... Unlikely that other bastard turfa, that just squeezes me out in random places, leaving me behind like im just à pièce of... Oh wait 😟 i am à pièce of shit arent i? Well, better 😷 then.
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Turfa, turfas drunk again.
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
HahahTurfa, turfas drunk again.
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████ⓙʘⓔ████ wrote:
I wasn't! I was tired. It's different. Lol༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
HahahTurfa, turfas drunk again.
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Nananananananana,
Driving along in the car,
Nananananananana,
On the road gonna go far,
Nananananananana,
Poking tongues like blah...Sun bright in my eyes,
Nananananananana,
Stupid song for you guys,
Nananananananana,
Parked now damn time flies,
Nananananananana! -
BATMAN!!!
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
HAHAHAHA! Legend! ✊BATMAN!!!
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тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Turfa, Turfa drove while drunk!Nananananananana,
Driving along in the car,
Nananananananana,
On the road gonna go far,
Nananananananana,
Poking tongues like blah...Sun bright in my eyes,
Nananananananana,
Stupid song for you guys,
Nananananananana,
Parked now damn time flies,
Nananananananana! -
♆ǷʘՏElÐʘƝ♆̴ wrote:
I did NOT!тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Turfa, Turfa drove while drunk!Nananananananana,
Driving along in the car,
Nananananananana,
On the road gonna go far,
Nananananananana,
Poking tongues like blah...Sun bright in my eyes,
Nananananananana,
Stupid song for you guys,
Nananananananana,
Parked now damn time flies,
Nananananananana!
Not today, anyways. Lol. The missus was driving 😝
And I'm sober. So screw you 😛 -
тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
You might be but how's Turfa doing? It would take him a month of bread and water to sober up....♆ǷʘՏElÐʘƝ♆̴ wrote:
I did NOT!тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Turfa, Turfa drove while drunk!Nananananananana,
Driving along in the car,
Nananananananana,
On the road gonna go far,
Nananananananana,
Poking tongues like blah...Sun bright in my eyes,
Nananananananana,
Stupid song for you guys,
Nananananananana,
Parked now damn time flies,
Nananananananana!
Not today, anyways. Lol. The missus was driving 😝
And I'm sober. So screw you 😛 -
(In classic limerick rhythmic tune):
There was a young man from Sydney,
Who drank 'til he ruined his kidney.
He drank and drank,
And it shrank and shrank,
But he had fun doing it, didn't he!P.S., "classic limerick rhythmic" ... I'm amazing. That sounded awesome! Lol
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