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add🔥PSYCH🔥 Jun 1, 2013

I think we are in for a bad spell of wether
add🔥PSYCH🔥 Jun 1, 2013

Went to the paper shop - it had blown away
🔥Maybe⌖Katie🔥 Jun 1, 2013

Read this post - didn't get it.
Wether? Wether what? Weather? Huh?
add🔥PSYCH🔥 Jun 1, 2013

I placed a bet on a horse at 10 to 1. It was still running at half past 3.
Visɧɓuɱe Jun 1, 2013

ϻʀ⋆ɴıcϵ⋆Ǥủʏ 🍀 wrote:
I think we are in for a bad spell of wether

Haha!
Allfather Jun 1, 2013

ϻʀ⋆ɴıcϵ⋆Ǥủʏ 🍀 wrote:
I think we are in for a bad spell of wether

I actually rather like this one
💙ⒶⒹⒹ🅢🅦🅐🅖🅖🅔🅡💙 Jun 1, 2013

Conjunctivitis.com - now there's a site for sore eyes.
💙ⒶⒹⒹ🅢🅦🅐🅖🅖🅔🅡💙 Jun 1, 2013

Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
add🔥PSYCH🔥 Jun 1, 2013

DNA - National Dyslexic Association
💙ⒶⒹⒹ🅢🅦🅐🅖🅖🅔🅡💙 Jun 1, 2013

So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"
TΛLLY Jun 1, 2013

Busier than a one legged bloke in an ar$e kicking competition
IG-100 Jun 1, 2013

I made a blind joke, but no one saw the humor in it
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jun 1, 2013

Treat your kids well. They get to choose your retirement home.
FieryPlanB Jun 1, 2013

It's cold enough to freeze the balls of a pool table.
👻⋆℟ꇎῃઙϮƎя⋆👻 Jun 1, 2013

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. In case he gets angry he'll be a mile away and you have his shoes.
Traüger🏃Retired Jun 1, 2013

Spilled spot remover on my dog, now he's gone
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jun 1, 2013

It's only funny until someone gets hurt.
Then it's fucking hilarious.
🐕Travdog70🐕 Jun 1, 2013

Why do you stink? So blind people can hate you to!