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Not wishing to be spotted near the gates of the Global Supremacy Headquarters,I slipped into a charity shop nearby.I had hoped to see who was going to and forth from the premises and perhaps waylay them.I stood near the bay window and absently began rummaging through vintage pornographic magazines. Soon I found myself eyeing the mothball smelling suits,squinting at the collectible toys,sniffing at the snuff tins and started to look at all sorts of curios when my eye fell upon a basket full of tassels and tags. Some of fine double stitch,and others of poorer thread.Some were authenticated whilst others were obvious copies made probably to emulate the original wearer.My original mission now forgotten I slipped into the changing rooms with a smile that stretch from ear to ear and seemed to split my head in two.
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I'll delete this if you haven't finished - question is, have you finished? Pray, continue!
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тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Piss off turfa, how dare you interrupt master vish??!?I'll delete this if you haven't finished - question is, have you finished? Pray, continue!
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Upon seeing the title I was immediately taken to images of Carol Smiley, who back in the 90s was of a certain milfy persuasion. I wonder if some of those briefs in the basket over in the corner may have belonged to her at some point. I'd buy those for a dollar.
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Thee was only one changing room and it had its shower-like curtain drawn.Judging by the ankles, a lady was within and I took note how the curtain moved a little every time a person came in.I went over to a garlishly painted garden gnome and placed it against the open door.I looked with pleasure to see the curtain lift and turn with the air.Not wanting to be accused of lewd conduct,I pretended to be deep in thought amongst the wedding dresses....but with an eye ever watchful for the events at play.
The air tossed the flimsy curtain to the side and I blanched to a shade somewhat paler than the bridal robes, for there within the changing room stood ,with eyes half-closed, an old man long of shank indulging himself copiously in a vulgar exercise involving a china teapot! -
So I decided to try on the tags in the shop.Here are but a few I tried on:
💗VishSwagg💗§VISHFIRM§
💩💩 VISHICUS 💩💩
〓 VISHBAND 〓
🔥VISHFLAME🔥
★VISHSTAR★
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🏃💨Vishtex💩
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🚲🍊Vishrange🍊🚲
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♠Vishurfa♠
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🍭Vishcandy🍭
Or obviously
⛅Vishsky⛅ -
💗VishSwagg💗
I like this one 😄
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vishbume wrote:
Close enough!So I decided to try on the tags in the shop.Here are but a few I tried on:
★VISHSTAR★
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Oo oo oo oo
🔰Vishenor🔰
Bahahahahaha
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Vishblo.... Wait😳
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★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
★Visherick★ any better? 😅vishbume wrote:
Close enough!So I decided to try on the tags in the shop.Here are but a few I tried on:
★VISHSTAR★
And yet again vish, you prove to be à master with words 👍👍
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vishbume wrote:
🚲🍊Vishutan🍊🚲!!!!!!🚲🍊Vishrange🍊🚲
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I am long-time fan of Vishbume's writings. Your ramblings, scramblings, and short stories have great depth and style.
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I prefer something like:
👻⋆℣ḭʂһઙϮƎя⋆👻
Awesomeness...
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👻⋆℟ꇎῃઙϮƎя⋆👻 wrote:
Great lettering Ron. You could doctor all my inept attempts.I prefer something like:
👻⋆℣ḭʂһઙϮƎя⋆👻
Awesomeness...
₭íƖvish🐟Ƭяøϋʈ
༺☠VISHᏩཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻
☣ 🎸VISHBILLY🎸☣
😡VISH😈Տöƶع😡
VISHY O 💃
VISHKING👹 -
Bwahaha mine doesn't even come close to those!
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Hè is à master afterall ronster 😋
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vishbume wrote:
Vishking! 😂😂👻⋆℟ꇎῃઙϮƎя⋆👻 wrote:
Great lettering Ron. You could doctor all my inept attempts.I prefer something like:
👻⋆℣ḭʂһઙϮƎя⋆👻
Awesomeness...
₭íƖvish🐟Ƭяøϋʈ
༺☠VISHᏩཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻
☣ 🎸VISHBILLY🎸☣
😡VISH😈Տöƶع😡
VISHY O 💃
VISHKING👹I like Vishter lol. Good as 👍
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🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
Yeah, not even trying to beat thè master 😁Hè is à master afterall ronster 😋
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☁ᎦkyᎢнєᏝiмiт☁ wrote:
Nice Shy but shouldn't it be,🍭Vishcandy🍭
Or obviously
⛅Vishsky⛅🍶Vishsky😵
Damn no dram so had to go with the saki being the Japanese version....
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Hyena wrote:
Hah, nice! and a fine tipple to be downed at the Garter!☁ᎦkyᎢнєᏝiмiт☁ wrote:
Nice Shy but shouldn't it be,🍭Vishcandy🍭
Or obviously
⛅Vishsky⛅🍶Vishsky😵
Damn no dram so had to go with the saki being the Japanese version....
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Vishey Duͣnͩnͩ
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vishbume wrote:
〽Ⓓ Approved. 👍Vishey Duͣnͩnͩ
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