🎀Bellas Donkey - A Song

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ZRAYGO Sep 17, 2010

Now here's a little story, I've got to tell
About three bad mobsters, you know so well
It started way back in history
With 👿Belial, Chainsaw Charlie and me, BunnyMcD
Been had a little horsey named Bella's Donkey
Just me and my donkey and a quart of whiskey
Riding across the turf, I'm above reproof
Beauty's posse on my tail cause I'm gonna spoof
One lonely Mobster I be
All by myself, with nobody
The sun is beating down on my Kevlar vest
The air is gettin' hot, the beer I must ingest
Lookin' for a girl, I ran into a guy
His name is Chainsaw Charlie I said, "Howdy", he said, "Hi"

He told a little story, with some animosity
Four days with no phone and he's dying of curiosity
The phone was in my hand, and he looked like a crook
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry, he asked me for a look
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Well I was in awe
He pulled out his chainsaw
Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead
He put the saw to my head and this is what he said,
ZRAYGO Sep 17, 2010

Now my name is Chainsaw Charlie I've got a license to cap
I think you know what time it is, you'd better not crap
Now what do we have here, a mobster and his beer
I'm Capo of this land, you understand, I make myself clear."
We stepped into the wind, he had a glock, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin

Now, "I got the glock, you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can vendetta with me" I said,
I'll vendetta with you if you can get me to the border
The Don's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this, I did it with muscles
I did it with a set of brass knuckles
So I'm on the run and Nick's got my gun
And right about now, it's time to have some fun
james87 Sep 17, 2010

Is that to the tune of fresh prince...cos that's what I was singing it to! It really good!
ZRAYGO Sep 17, 2010

👿Belial, that is my name
And I know Mr. Tom's bar where they got the champagne."
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and 🎀Bella was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
Chainsaw Charlie said, "Yippe Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't.", but I know he did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's BunnyMcD and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the mini, aimed it at the sky
She yelled, "Stick 'em up!", and let two fly
Hands went up and mobsters hit the floor
She wasted ThugLife when he ran for the door
"I'm BunnyMcD and I get respect
Your bombs and your union bosses is what I expect"
Charlie was with it and he's my ace
So I grabbed Don Drizzy and I punched him in the face
Don Drizzy's out, the music stopped
His boy's Manga Nelli and he got dropped
BunnyMcD grabbed the money, Charlie snatched the gold
I grabbed 🐯Tek and 🎀Bella and a beer that's cold.
james87 Sep 17, 2010

It aint no crime to rhyme!!!
👿Belial Sep 17, 2010

Very good zraygo
AttentionWhore Sep 17, 2010

👿βΣŁĮÅŁ wrote:
Very good zraygo
Add Nuckfuts Sep 17, 2010

Nice job!
james87 Sep 17, 2010

He's just a poet, but he doesn't know it!!!
ChainsawCharlie Sep 17, 2010

Very nice.
Manganelli Sep 17, 2010

Nice! When I was young I was a big fan of the beastie boys!👍
Manganelli Sep 17, 2010

Thanks for the shout out too!
JayDee Sep 17, 2010

james87 wrote:
Is that to the tune of fresh prince...cos that's what I was singing it to! It really good!

I was doing that as well lol
BellaItaliana Sep 17, 2010

Hahaha, that was aaawwwesome.
BellaItaliana Sep 17, 2010

james87 wrote:
Is that to the tune of fresh prince...cos that's what I was singing it to! It really good!

Psssh, that's Paul Revere.
BellaItaliana Sep 17, 2010

...kids
james87 Sep 17, 2010

Sorry. (hangs head in shame)
\\// (/\dd Vee) Sep 17, 2010

Nice!!! Beasties!!!!!!
☠metal militia☠ Sep 17, 2010

Haha thanks for the add man. My bars open 24/7 yall
bunnymcd Sep 18, 2010

BellaItaliana wrote:
Hahaha, that was aaawwwesome.

👍👍👍
JmanX Sep 18, 2010

That was amazing. Loved it!
 Sep 18, 2010

Yay
👿Belial Sep 18, 2010

Still catn get over this. Once again good work zray
ZRAYGO May 5, 2012

RIP MCA
Fireproof™ May 5, 2012

ZRAYGO wrote:
RIP MCA

Dontcha know it was SABOTAGE!!
RIP Adam.
Robo37 May 5, 2012

How did I miss this the first time? Well done Z!

MCA will be missed.
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 May 5, 2012

This was absolutely flawless.
👏👏👏👍👍👍 classic for sure!
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 5, 2012

I call shenagains.

:) cause it made me laugh merrily

I like it :)
BellaItaliana May 5, 2012

Aww....good dig up z.
ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ May 5, 2012

Damn cancer... Adam Yauch will be missed. 😭
$&)(&$ May 5, 2012

Bravo 👏👏👏