NOOBS: studying among them

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__Don_Line__ Sep 17, 2010

I've been studying noobs, observing there activities, and being a noob myself, decided to publish this document so that people that say "stupid noob" can understand the way of the noob. Here it is.

WHY do noobs want formal alliances???
This is because noobs are often introduced to TW via other games(ex. Cartel wars, imafia, etc.) that have some sort of alliance form. They ask for this, because it will feel more like home.
WHY do noobs act like an attack is really bad?
Noobs, before learning more about TW, often mistake an attack for a PERSONAL attack, or an act of war.
WHY don't most noobs reset, even in bad conditions?
The answer to this is, because that noobs have a lot of fun into planting their first turf, or inviting someone, or the joy of the game, and put pride into all they've done, and it just feels wrong to lose it all.
__Don_Line__ Sep 17, 2010

YOU MUST UNDERSTAND that noobs feel bound to their previous games law/or what they think, and take time to understand the laws of our TW. You may have seen lots of "noob help" threads, but for a noob, it is their first time and they really need help. You must be patient, forgiving, and kind.
WHY noobs feel proud of gaining a capo?
Duh! The point of the game is to become capo of your city, and they just did that! In their minds, they beat the game!
Why noobs want to join vendettas so badly or make "ask me" threads.
Because they want to be useful, and a part of this game. PleAse understand.
And that's it. I hope you learned something. BTW, please try to keep this up for pros being noobs about noobs.
Nailz was here Sep 17, 2010

I like th "and being a noob myself" line.. Back in your natural state of mind I see... Lol
__Don_Line__ Sep 17, 2010

⚡NAILZ⚡ wrote:
I like th "and being a noob myself" line.. Back in your natural state of mind I see... Lol

Yay! Someone actually used my name!
__Don_Line__ Sep 17, 2010

There are many definitions for noob in TW. A noob can be someone with low mob, low understanding of the game, a stupid name, etc.
Nailz was here Sep 17, 2010

... Half of th game is noob for that third point....
__Don_Line__ Sep 17, 2010

⚡NAILZ⚡ wrote:
... Half of th game is noob for that third point....

Yes, but not everyone uses that definition. Example, I may have a stupid name, but I might not be a noob bc I know how to play the game, but I kith be a noob, because I have low mob, even though I know how to play.
Add MEN Sep 17, 2010

Pretty much anyone you want to demean, but isn't an undesputable power house, is a N00B
__Don_Line__ Sep 17, 2010

Add MEN wrote:
Pretty much anyone you want to demean, but isn't an undesputable power house, is a N00B

You could say that. But the main point of this thread is to make people understand noobs, not think more people are noobs.
Nailz was here Sep 17, 2010

We are surrounded by noobs!!! Run!! Run for th hills!!!
tomrhawk Sep 17, 2010

How many times did you say 'noob' in that rant?
 mama tek Sep 17, 2010

I've been studying boobs too. some are small. some are squishy. some are elongated. some have pale nipples and gigantor aureolas. ⭕⭕
__Don_Line__ Sep 17, 2010

tomrhawk wrote:
How many times did you say 'noob' in that rant?

Although I doubt anyone fully read my "rant" the subject WAS on noobs. That might have had to do something with it.
The Rhino Sep 17, 2010

"do not hate noobs, for without noobs we would not be elite..."
"... Own them but do not hate them"
The Masterer
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Vadan™ v2.0 Sep 17, 2010

I'm interested to know at what stage a noob loses that status... What's the average player stat that says move from my face punk?
mr joble Sep 17, 2010

🐱 mama tek wrote:
I've been studying boobs too. some are small. some are squishy. some are elongated. some have pale nipples and gigantor aureolas. ⭕⭕

Nipples like tax discs pmsl !
Primo Loco Sep 17, 2010

~|LINE|~ wrote:
⚡NAILZ⚡ wrote:
I like th "and being a noob myself" line.. Back in your natural state of mind I see... Lol

Yay! Someone actually used my name!
they didn't use yr name lol the wy I see it, "line" was used as the actual line 😜 but good work with this
TΛLLY Sep 18, 2010

vadan wrote:
I'm interested to know at what stage a noob loses that status...
Add MEN Sep 18, 2010

Tallyho wrote:
vadan wrote:
I'm interested to know at what stage a noob loses that status...

When whom ever is giving you shit can't defend themselves from you kicking their ass
__Don_Line__ Sep 18, 2010

Add MEN wrote:
Tallyho wrote:
vadan wrote:
I'm interested to know at what stage a noob loses that status...

When whom ever is giving you shit can't defend themselves from you kicking their ass
Ok. A 15 mobbed person kicks a 1 mobbed person. The 1 mobbed person accepts 16 invites. He kicks the 15 mobs ass. The person with now 17 mob Is not a noob.
Euro✯ Sep 18, 2010

"observing there activities"

you already failed In the first paragraph by calling others noobs when you can t even write english goodly
Add MEN Sep 18, 2010

~|LINE|~ wrote:
Add MEN wrote:
Tallyho wrote:
vadan wrote:
I'm interested to know at what stage a noob loses that status...

When whom ever is giving you shit can't defend themselves from you kicking their ass
Ok. A 15 mobbed person kicks a 1 mobbed person. The 1 mobbed person accepts 16 invites. He kicks the 15 mobs ass. The person with now 17 mob Is not a noob.
Yes! You understand the Theory of Relative N00Bativity
__Don_Line__ Sep 18, 2010

Eurobitch 💋💄👊💀 wrote:
"observing there activities"

you already failed In the first paragraph by calling others noobs when you can t even write english goodly

I don't like checking for grammar, spelling, and punctuation when I'm doing a "rant".
風力 Sep 18, 2010

🐱 mama tek wrote:
I've been studying boobs too. some are small. some are squishy. some are elongated. some have pale nipples and gigantor aureolas. ⭕⭕

👍👍👍