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🔥Ʈɧḛ⌖Ƥuɳḭʂђeŗ🔥 May 20, 2013

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

'cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 20, 2013

Parade 🙉
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ May 20, 2013

He's the best guitar player in the genre. He's one of the best alive.
💮BΛΥИΞ💮 May 20, 2013

Lol I was hoping that's what this was when I saw the thread! BAZINGA!!!
Magic Mile May 21, 2013

☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
He's the best guitar player in the genre. He's one of the best alive.

Keith Urban?
🔥Ʈɧḛ⌖Ƥuɳḭʂђeŗ🔥 May 21, 2013

Magic Mile wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
He's the best guitar player in the genre. He's one of the best alive.

Keith Urban?
Brad Paisley
Wyster May 21, 2013

Ʈɧḛ Ƥuɳḭʂђeŗ wrote:
Magic Mile wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
He's the best guitar player in the genre. He's one of the best alive.

Keith Urban?
Brad Paisley
One of his best songs, too