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Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 May 19, 2013

🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Lemme think... Hahaha the best time I ever had was when I was 16, my parents sent me to a church camp.
My first day I got bored, so when the congregation came, I stood up and announced "I am a satinist, and you can all fk off."
I had an awsome costume on at the time; full length black trenchcoat, silver chains down the arms, electric blue sunglasses clashd with my bright red hair... Anyway.
That night, I get a knock on my cabin window, there's a girl there (bout a 7) and she takes me out into the woods, where she steals my virginity...
Every night, for the 2 week camp, came a different girl at my window 😉
RW🍄 May 19, 2013

Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 wrote:
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Lemme think... Hahaha the best time I ever had was when I was 16, my parents sent me to a church camp.
My first day I got bored, so when the congregation came, I stood up and announced "I am a satinist, and you can all fk off."
I had an awsome costume on at the time; full length black trenchcoat, silver chains down the arms, electric blue sunglasses clashd with my bright red hair... Anyway.
That night, I get a knock on my cabin window, there's a girl there (bout a 7) and she takes me out into the woods, where she steals my virginity...
Every night, for the 2 week camp, came a different girl at my window 😉

Bruenor like a boss.
✘BoredMrFrosty✘ May 19, 2013

Dude this is my bit reposting this post
Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 May 19, 2013

℣ї₭ȉ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
Dude this is my bit reposting this post

I found it saved on my notes. Just thought I'd post something random.
Hyena May 19, 2013

Flowers stink
⌖🔥Foogazy🔥⌖ May 19, 2013

Lol
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 19, 2013

🙇This is creepy
That particular comment was made well over a year ago
MONSTROSITY May 19, 2013

I'm calling BS for sure.
Bayou Bandit May 19, 2013

MONSTROSITY wrote:
I'm calling BS for sure.

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ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD May 20, 2013

Remeberthis, but thought it was grimm... :P
💮BΛΥИΞ💮 May 20, 2013

Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 wrote:
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Lemme think... Hahaha the best time I ever had was when I was 16, my parents sent me to a church camp.
My first day I got bored, so when the congregation came, I stood up and announced "I am a satinist, and you can all fk off."
I had an awsome costume on at the time; full length black trenchcoat, silver chains down the arms, electric blue sunglasses clashd with my bright red hair... Anyway.
That night, I get a knock on my cabin window, there's a girl there (bout a 7) and she takes me out into the woods, where she steals my virginity...
Every night, for the 2 week camp, came a different girl at my window 😉

Mines similar minus the church camp, minus the different girls, minus the satanist, + a priest. Weirdest memory in a Walmart bathroom I have from my child hood. "What's a Hail Mary and why do I have to call you father?"😨😣😳😣😳😣😭😣
gunstreet grrl May 21, 2013

For those of you calling BS, may I speak on behalf of women everywhere - we'd gladly give our virtue to a "satinist" - most men can't dress for shiz.

Any man who gets in front of a congregation and says "I dress in silky sheen, so kiss my a$$" will ALWAYS have my vote.
ⅉⅇⅆⅈ ཫཬསབϯའཪངƙऽ May 21, 2013

🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
🙇This is creepy
That particular comment was made well over a year ago

Lmaoooo