Turfwars, Facebook rival 2013

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♠️ADD TURFA♠️ May 16, 2013

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Please, place your iPhones face-down on the table and pay attention.

We are gathered here today in the sight of men and security cameras that I may tell you of the latest innovation in social media.

You all use and love that diabolical site known as Facebook, but what if I were to show you something even more addictive, a site more interesting, and best of all, where you have the ability to attack other users when they post something you don't like?

Screw the like button, here you know people like your ramblings if you don't find yourself in the emergency room!
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ May 16, 2013

Something else that I should bring to your attention is the inability to post pictures on the site. Gone are the days when twelve year old girls post pictures of their tiny cleavage in an attempt to gain attention! Gone are the days where Gandpa posts pictures of his fluffy new pet lapdog! Gone are the days when your aunty finds pictures of you getting drunk and pissing on police cars.

Today, ladies and gentlemen, I ask that you remove the Facebook app from your phone, and install Turfwars. Please, come join our friendly community!

Just don't forget to carbomb Viper and challenge Mikey Dunn to a duel.
🔥Maybe⌖Katie🔥 May 16, 2013

Something tells me those reading this have already downloaded the app 😉
Hyena May 16, 2013

🔥Maybe⌖Katie🔥 wrote:
Something tells me those reading this have already downloaded the app 😉

Yes, but if he posted it on Facebook....
🔥Maybe⌖Katie🔥 May 16, 2013

Yes, if he posted it on Facebook... 😜
Brad Lovegrove May 16, 2013

тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Please, place your iPhones face-down on the table and pay attention.

I only got this far. I've been sitting here for half an hour waiting for more instructions
〓SHЯIИUT〓 May 16, 2013

Bravo Turfa! Bravo! 👏👏👏
🏃💨fartex💩 May 16, 2013

Hmm
Turfa feels good today, or hè found out that turfa had an affair behind his back 😂😂😂
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ May 16, 2013

Brad Lovegrove wrote:
тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Please, place your iPhones face-down on the table and pay attention.

I only got this far. I've been sitting here for half an hour waiting for more instructions
I wondered who'd say that. Smartarse 😂👍
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ May 16, 2013

P.S. seeing as this is my new facebook, I'll post my news here.
I finally succeeded at some simple turf art! For anyone who is interested, it's in Washington.
〓SHЯIИUT〓 May 16, 2013

Nice art turfa, here's an old one of mine, it's gone now

http://i.imgur.com/84Y0Ym4.png
〓SHЯIИUT〓 May 16, 2013

http://i.imgur.com/PUqbLTr.jpg
Visɧɓuɱe May 16, 2013

§ SHЯIИUT § wrote:
Bravo Turfa! Bravo! 👏👏👏

Clicking "I like". Marvelous Turfa, buddy.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ May 16, 2013

§ SHЯIИUT § wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/PUqbLTr.jpg

Haha good as!! Love it mate 👍
Hyena May 16, 2013

vishbume wrote:
§ SHЯIИUT § wrote:
Bravo Turfa! Bravo! 👏👏👏

Clicking "I like". Marvelous Turfa, buddy.
Nice job Turfa... 👍