Dihydrogen Monoxide warning!!!
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Dear fellow turfers,
Please be aware that there is a chemical compound that has been reported around the world known as dihydrogen monoxide. Dihydrogen monoxide is an incredibly toxic material that is being put in the majority of our foods and drinks. Not only this, but there are companies that sell this dangerous compound in bottles, to consumers like you and me!
After recent tests it has shown that 100% of the world's population has been affected by dihydrogen monoxide. That should scare most that this chemical compound can float around so easy.
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Thanks for the heads-up, I'll be much more careful now when drinking water.
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Be sure to write to your senators and representatives that you are aware of this chemical and what they are doing with it. Dihydrogen monoxide is extremely detrimental to humans, and life in general. It comes in all the different forms, a gas, a liquid, and a solid in it's frozen state.
Even worse, it is being dumped into our oceans as well!! Thats right, if you ever swam in the ocean you were exposed to this life threatening chemical.
Be careful out there folks.
If you have your own stories about dihydrogen monoxide and its effects on your life, please feel free to share them, and help raise awareness of this terrible, terrible compound.
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Dihydrogen Monoxide kept me from winning the lottery!
DOWN WITH DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!!!
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I drank a large amount of liquid dihydrogen monoxide all at once, and I was completely fine.
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I once knew a friend who overdosed by drinking 24 bottles of the chemical, poor fellow barely survived, so from that day on I have strived to make my household Dihydrogen monoxide free
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I swim in dihydrogen monoxide.
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Dihydrogen monoxide is a molecule with 2 atoms of hydrogen (dihydrogen) and 1 of oxygen (monoxide). Since it is so similar to water, it seems as if every life form, especially plants, are in danger.
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I can't believe we cannot even consume most kinds of store bought drinks without taking in some amount of dihydrinated monoxide
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You think that is bad, you should read up on dark suckers. Very disturbing and will make you pause when turning off lights.
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i pipe it into peoples homes for a living! thats right, i'm evil👿
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I really hope some people are joking in here.
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Tweek wrote:
Joking??? Dihydrogen Monoxide is a serious matter. I think we should start colonizing the moon and marsI really hope some people are joking in here.
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It's no joke,
Every 21 seconds, a child dies from a DHMO (dihydrogen monoxide) related illness, according to the World Health Organization. 99% of these deaths occur in developing nations.
DHMO is the primary ingredient in many pesticides and liquid fertilizers.
According to the CDC (Center for Disease Control), 10 people die every day from accidentally aspirating DHMO. One in five of these are children! -
I like to eat C6H8O7... Can anyone guess what it is without looking it up?
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✯Ꮋεαr ηο Ꭼνίl✯ wrote:
Carbon=6I like to eat C6H8O7... Can anyone guess what it is without looking it up?
Hydrogen=8
Oxygen=7 -
Man I'm getting scared of this dihydrogen monoxide. Sounds dangerous. I guess that's why I'm failing chemistry
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✯Ꮋεαr ηο Ꭼνίl✯ wrote:
sucrose?I like to eat C6H8O7... Can anyone guess what it is without looking it up?
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Nope that's C12H22O11. Here is a hint. It's a fruit.
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BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!!
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
Dihydrogen monoxide:
is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients. -
✯Ꮋεαr ηο Ꭼνίl✯ wrote:
Is it a tomato?Nope that's C12H22O11. Here is a hint. It's a fruit.
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Dihydrogen monoxide can be weaponized and used in special guns but the nra is trying to suppress this knowledge. contact your reps in congress and tell them to forget about assault weapons and ban Dihydrogen monoxide guns!
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c. wrote:
Super soakers?Dihydrogen monoxide can be weaponized and used in special guns but the nra is trying to suppress this knowledge. contact your reps in congress and tell them to forget about assault weapons and ban Dihydrogen monoxide guns!
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This has got to be a joke
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I pity you poor, dependant fools ...
*loads super soaker with beer and shoots self in face* -
✯Ꮋεαr ηο Ꭼνίl✯ wrote:
Citric acidI like to eat C6H8O7... Can anyone guess what it is without looking it up?
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The Dihydrogen Monoxide in this very forum . EVERYBODY RUN!
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If Dihydrogen Monoxide is applied to your IDevice, it can ruin it and you won't be able to play Turf Wars! Where is out money supposed to go?!?!?
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Colorless, odorless, & fatal if inhaled. 💀💀💀💀💀
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mr. Buttwipe wrote:
Tomatoes are vegetables✯Ꮋεαr ηο Ꭼνίl✯ wrote:
Is it a tomato?Nope that's C12H22O11. Here is a hint. It's a fruit.
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It's less harmful when mixed with ribena or even vimto!
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