Worst Luck Ever
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What's your worst bad luck story?
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Mum says it was when I swapped the cow for those damn magic beans 🌱
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Yesterday my cousin finished his new design on a topwater bait he carved himself. He spent 3 days whittling, sanding, balancing, then painting it perfectly. He took it out to a little pond in the woods for a test run. All the bass are stunted creek bass...but he forgot about this one catfish we put in there 7 years ago. On the first cast, this new design walked the dog, spit, and chugged beautifully...then that big cat showed up for the first time ever, took it down, and broke his line. Lot of work down the drain, so he set out a jug last night with some rotten guts on it to catch that cat and get his new bait back. Went back this morning and that cat broke the trot line rope he tied to the hook. Haha.
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Viking, I was wondering who shook my beanstalk.
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I won a door prize last month at an event they had here at school. It sounds nice, but the prize was a plant. Everybody else who won prizes won iTunes cards and shit. I won a fucking plant.
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
How long has it been dead? 😉I won a door prize last month at an event they had here at school. It sounds nice, but the prize was a plant. Everybody else who won prizes won iTunes cards and shit. I won a fucking plant.
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I am one of hillbilly's kids. Top that for worst luck ever. Fuckin egg salad sandwiches & boxers
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Thumbs Riley wrote:
Just when I thought hillbilly's comment was the funniest. Lmfao☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
How long has it been dead? 😉I won a door prize last month at an event they had here at school. It sounds nice, but the prize was a plant. Everybody else who won prizes won iTunes cards and shit. I won a fucking plant.
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I knew a bloke who had an abseiling accident. He fell about 5 meters head first into the ground. To break his fall he put his hands out and snapped both wrists. While he was in hospital recuperating his wife left him for his brother. So not only couldn't he take care of his needs, his wife was taking care of the brothers and not giving him a helping hand either....
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Sabasaul wrote:
At least you spelled it correctlyI am one of hillbilly's kids. Top that for worst luck ever. Fuckin egg salad sandwiches & boxers
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Reading these posts, I'm starting to feel rather lucky.
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Trusting a fart while driving in a car... Lmao couldn't imagine how bad that would go.
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Not my bad luck, but i was involved somehow. So im driving on the freeway, driving home from work. Im driving à vw transporter with about 380.000km on THE counter... Due to its milage, THE acceleration is really shitty, takes me à full minute to go from 120 to 130.
Here Comes this fatass fucker with his shiny bmw, who is obviously o e of THE guys that thinks hè owns THE fucking freeway, after like 5km, hè starts blinking his headlights because hè wants to pass me. Fact is that on this 2lane freeway, all the trucks are not allowed to pass eachother, so yeah, basicly there was à wall of trucks in THE righthand lane, and à very long one aswell. Now this fucker wanted me to get in between thise trucks so hè could pass me over, and im thinking fuck you dickhead, i aint switchting lanes for you and get trapped between those trucks for miles. -
Now this smartass obviously couldnt wait so hè tryed to pass me à couple of times on THE wrong side, wich hè failed at time and time again because of that wall of trucks...
Here comes à traffic jam, as theres no point in sticking in THE fast lane anyway, i switch lanes, this bloke accelerates like crazy, and at THE point where hes next to me, its like hè wants to push me off THE road...
I dont pay attention to his roadrage and give him THE finger...
Now guess who totalled his car in THE back of à truck à few Miles down THE road... Yep... Mister big fatass BMW driver...
I actually pulled over, went up to see if hes not hurt and such, hè starts raging at me as hè knows im THE vw driver, hè even took à swing at me but missed lol...And me beeing me, i just couldnt help but tell him:
"thats what you get for beeing à Total Dick, fatass... How does it feel to park your beemer up THE ass of à truck that WONT move?" -
Hilarious part is that just à few seconds after i said that, this woman walks over to him and starts slapping him in THE face like crazy... Apparently, hè did THE Same thing to her like hè did to me...
So in this case, karma really was à bitch hahahaha
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ؖβ͢Ɩʊƞтʑᵪͣᵢͩᵥͩ wrote:
Never gamble on a fart. Ever. You'll lose more times then you'll win.Trusting a fart while driving in a car... Lmao couldn't imagine how bad that would go.
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Good one fartex. Worthwhile to read, I hate dicks like that too and it's good to see them pay for their rudeness every once in a while
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My older brother through a huge mirror at me by accident and cracked on my shoulder. It was all in pieces.
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Sabasaul wrote:
Never eat his chicken!I am one of hillbilly's kids. Top that for worst luck ever. Fuckin egg salad sandwiches & boxers
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👻⋆℟ꇎῃઙϮƎя⋆👻 wrote:
Wrong one I think.Sabasaul wrote:
Never eat his chicken!I am one of hillbilly's kids. Top that for worst luck ever. Fuckin egg salad sandwiches & boxers
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༺Ꭲਜཛ༼༽Ꭰཛཫ☠༙ས༻ wrote:
What, may I ask, are you trying to say?My older brother through a huge mirror at me by accident and cracked on my shoulder. It was all in pieces.
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✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ wrote:
What do you mean?👻⋆℟ꇎῃઙϮƎя⋆👻 wrote:
Wrong one I think.Sabasaul wrote:
Never eat his chicken!I am one of hillbilly's kids. Top that for worst luck ever. Fuckin egg salad sandwiches & boxers
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Hillbilly69 wrote:
I give my two boxer dogs part of an egg salled sandwitch, then let the dogs sleap with the kids?
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✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ wrote:
I know... I gave him a 2nd reason 😉Hillbilly69 wrote:
I give my two boxer dogs part of an egg salled sandwitch, then let the dogs sleap with the kids?
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I downloaded this new app... It's called turf wars now I find myself logging in at random times to see if anything happened.
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