🍟Can we start one of these again?!

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mr. Buttwipe Apr 23, 2013

Anyone remember last summer I believe.. The "stories from a fast food dude" thread, from I believe Picasso. So if anyone has any good stories along those lines, then make a thread. That thread gave me hours of laughs!😂👍
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Apr 23, 2013

They caught a dude jacking off in the cole slaw here a couple years ago. He filmed it and sent it to his then girlfriend. They broke up and she exposed him.
UnknownAssassin Apr 23, 2013

Ah, I remember that thread. One of the genuinely good threads in awhile. Much laughter out of it for me.
mr. Buttwipe Apr 23, 2013

☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
They caught a dude jacking off in the cole slaw here a couple years ago. He filmed it and sent it to his then girlfriend. They broke up and she exposed him.

Ew! That's one nasty SOB
✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ Apr 23, 2013

☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
They caught a dude jacking off in the cole slaw here a couple years ago. He filmed it and sent it to his then girlfriend. They broke up and she exposed him.

Ohhhh ma gad, I loooove coleslaaaaw.
Ꭱ3V Apr 24, 2013

☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
They caught a dude jacking off in the cole slaw here a couple years ago. He filmed it and sent it to his then girlfriend. They broke up and she exposed him.

I posted a thread not long ago about a guy that got caught whacking it on camera at my work. To gay porn. Like 5 times during his shift.
mr. Buttwipe Apr 24, 2013

༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
They caught a dude jacking off in the cole slaw here a couple years ago. He filmed it and sent it to his then girlfriend. They broke up and she exposed him.

I posted a thread not long ago about a guy that got caught whacking it on camera at my work. To gay porn. Like 5 times during his shift.
I'm not sure which is worse
ƊཟངཛཥϮ།øས Apr 24, 2013

mr. Buttwipe wrote:
༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
They caught a dude jacking off in the cole slaw here a couple years ago. He filmed it and sent it to his then girlfriend. They broke up and she exposed him.

I posted a thread not long ago about a guy that got caught whacking it on camera at my work. To gay porn. Like 5 times during his shift.
I'm not sure which is worse
The only way I can see it being worse is if the guy waking the monkey at work to gay porn, is if the porn he was watching was the guy choking the turky into the cole slaw....
Kaͣrͩaͩs Apr 24, 2013

mr. Buttwipe wrote:
༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
They caught a dude jacking off in the cole slaw here a couple years ago. He filmed it and sent it to his then girlfriend. They broke up and she exposed him.

I posted a thread not long ago about a guy that got caught whacking it on camera at my work. To gay porn. Like 5 times during his shift.
I'm not sure which is worse
Sorry, but what do you mean "worse"?
Obviously it's the coleslaw guy. Some guy beating to gay porn isn't that bad if that's the way he leans. Not my thing, but no different to you watching "straight" porn and doing it.
The Right Hand Apr 24, 2013

Not really a funny story of being in line but it was 3am and I was on a delivery doing 90mph in a 35 in my dodge charger. I slowed down and turned the coner and drove a mile doing the speed limit. All the sudden a car comes speedin behind me. A cop pulls me over in an all black crown Victoria. He was pissed an he was on the radio calling for backup. Oddly enough I was not in fear. He asked for my liscence and registration. As I leaned over to get it he sees my shirt and says "you work for ****?" I said yea. He curses and says "slow the fuck down!" and calls into his radio to cancel the backup. He says he will let me go as long as I slow down. Apparently he eats at the place all the time. The next time I saw him I gave him a sandwhich and milkshake for free. I don't work there anymore but when he sees my car he honks and waves. I now realize how fortunate I was I didn't get into any trouble. Speeding isn't worth it and damn not for some $3 tip. Lesson learned
mr. Buttwipe Apr 24, 2013

Kaͣrͩaͩs wrote:
mr. Buttwipe wrote:
༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
They caught a dude jacking off in the cole slaw here a couple years ago. He filmed it and sent it to his then girlfriend. They broke up and she exposed him.

I posted a thread not long ago about a guy that got caught whacking it on camera at my work. To gay porn. Like 5 times during his shift.
I'm not sure which is worse
Sorry, but what do you mean "worse"?
Obviously it's the coleslaw guy. Some guy beating to gay porn isn't that bad if that's the way he leans. Not my thing, but no different to you watching "straight" porn and doing it.

Yeah but if anyone seen anyone jacking it at work, gay or straight, would be still disgusting
Σχϲιѕιøη Apr 24, 2013

Thanks for the shout out 👍. I've since changed professions. I now work surveillance at a casino. The other day, some 400 lb woman was angry and yelling and screaming at Security because she lost her bag of Jelly Belly. Since I'm surveillance, I had to try to figure out where she lost the bag
mr. Buttwipe Apr 24, 2013

☢🇵🇮🇨🇦🇸🇸🇴☢ wrote:
Thanks for the shout out 👍. I've since changed professions. I now work surveillance at a casino. The other day, some 400 lb woman was angry and yelling and screaming at Security because she lost her bag of Jelly Belly. Since I'm surveillance, I had to try to figure out where she lost the bag

On the treadmill 😂. Get it "jelly BELLY" no, just me, ok. 😔
PLAK OUT! Apr 24, 2013

☢🇵🇮🇨🇦🇸🇸🇴☢ wrote:
Thanks for the shout out 👍. I've since changed professions. I now work surveillance at a casino. The other day, some 400 lb woman was angry and yelling and screaming at Security because she lost her bag of Jelly Belly. Since I'm surveillance, I had to try to figure out where she lost the bag

HA! Brilliant! I used to work in a casino in Brisbane, and the stories the surveillance guys had were the best! My favourite was this narcoleptic guy who used to play the pokies, then fall asleep, start to lean forward, bump his head on the screen, then go straight back to playing with no fucks given.
〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Apr 24, 2013

Oh I could tell you some casino stories. I'm a security guard of a somewhat small casino in PA. About a year and a half ago, we got a call about "lewd acts" at the second floor bar, where the bands play on Friday and Saturday nights. We caught a woman on her knees vigorously giving a guy a bj. As I was escorting them to the main entrance, she turned toward the people playing the blackjack tables and yells, very loudly, "apparently it's FROWNED upon to give your boyfriend a blowjob at presque isle downs!" You know how hard it was to keep from cracking up?
Hyena Apr 24, 2013

I used to work on an island resort. It was a pretty cool place as the staff in their off time were allowed free reign of the resort facilities. One night everyone is down at the bar listening to the band. Halfway through the song they lose it, totally distracted by what was happening off to the side of the stage.

It was only later that we found out another staff member was getting a bj back there and pulled the curtain so the band could see....

When I asked the girl what she did then, she told me she turned around and got him to give it to her.... She figured they had seen enough to get the rest of the show...
Master Zillo Apr 24, 2013

I keep getting post-it notes in my club sandwich at mcdonalds saying "help me"
Silent Arcani Apr 24, 2013

Master Zillo wrote:
I keep getting post-it notes in my club sandwich at mcdonalds saying "help me"

Well, why don't you help them?
Master Zillo Apr 24, 2013

Silent Arcani wrote:
Master Zillo wrote:
I keep getting post-it notes in my club sandwich at mcdonalds saying "help me"

Well, why don't you help them?
I don't know who to help
Ojibwe Apr 24, 2013

“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
Oh I could tell you some casino stories. I'm a security guard of a somewhat small casino in PA. About a year and a half ago, we got a call about "lewd acts" at the second floor bar, where the bands play on Friday and Saturday nights. We caught a woman on her knees vigorously giving a guy a bj. As I was escorting them to the main entrance, she turned toward the people playing the blackjack tables and yells, very loudly, "apparently it's FROWNED upon to give your boyfriend a blowjob at presque isle downs!" You know how hard it was to keep from cracking up?

She has spunk.
Σχϲιѕιøη Apr 24, 2013

Ojibwe wrote:
“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
Oh I could tell you some casino stories. I'm a security guard of a somewhat small casino in PA. About a year and a half ago, we got a call about "lewd acts" at the second floor bar, where the bands play on Friday and Saturday nights. We caught a woman on her knees vigorously giving a guy a bj. As I was escorting them to the main entrance, she turned toward the people playing the blackjack tables and yells, very loudly, "apparently it's FROWNED upon to give your boyfriend a blowjob at presque isle downs!" You know how hard it was to keep from cracking up?

She has spunk.
Ahahaha, I see what you did there 😂
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Apr 24, 2013

Ojibwe wrote:
“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
Oh I could tell you some casino stories. I'm a security guard of a somewhat small casino in PA. About a year and a half ago, we got a call about "lewd acts" at the second floor bar, where the bands play on Friday and Saturday nights. We caught a woman on her knees vigorously giving a guy a bj. As I was escorting them to the main entrance, she turned toward the people playing the blackjack tables and yells, very loudly, "apparently it's FROWNED upon to give your boyfriend a blowjob at presque isle downs!" You know how hard it was to keep from cracking up?

She has spunk.
Did you submit the surveillance tape to a porn website?