You know your a true TW player when...
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When your wife/husband/partner hates the game.
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When making a long distance trip you try to make sure you always take different routes so you can plant turf
When you spend weeks before your vacation using DP to up your turf count.
When you decide driving is better than flying so you can plant more turf.
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What's wrong with being 12? Mentally at least. Physically I think I'm the elder statesman with OTB not on forum anymore. Although I think he's still around cuz something keeps poking me in the ear. 👂🍆
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💎Company wrote:
Bullshit. I only have 8k mob and I was almost divorced by my wife over turf wars and as you can see I'm still playing. I choose not to mob up any more than I have. I like a smaller mob so that I can range on bigger players especially the bullies. So your saying that my 8k mob makes me not a true TW player? Hit one of my turf and find out if I'm a true player or not. I'll make you reset.Dunlap2041 wrote:
Im saying im not either hopefully i will be better someday👍💎Company wrote:
How can you judge that when you only have 8k yourself?You have 3 k how are you a true tw player the true tw players have at least 20 k
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Hard Hitta wrote:
Shit just got real😳💎Company wrote:
Bullshit. I only have 8k mob and I was almost divorced by my wife over turf wars and as you can see I'm still playing. I choose not to mob up any more than I have. I like a smaller mob so that I can range on bigger players especially the bullies. So your saying that my 8k mob makes me not a true TW player? Hit one of my turf and find out if I'm a true player or not. I'll make you reset.Dunlap2041 wrote:
Im saying im not either hopefully i will be better someday👍💎Company wrote:
How can you judge that when you only have 8k yourself?You have 3 k how are you a true tw player the true tw players have at least 20 k
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ThatTallKid_ wrote:
Hard Hitta wrote:
I see why they call him 'hard hitta' (bad pun) LOL 😂😂😳💎Company wrote:
Bullshit. I only have 8k mob and I was almost divorced by my wife over turf wars and as you can see I'm still playing. I choose not to mob up any more than I have. I like a smaller mob so that I can range on bigger players especially the bullies. So your saying that my 8k mob makes me not a true TW player? Hit one of my turf and find out if I'm a true player or not. I'll make you reset.Dunlap2041 wrote:
💎Company wrote:
How can you judge that when you only have 8k yourself?You have 3 k how are you a true tw player the true tw players have at least 20 k
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...when you hear about a natural disaster (Tornado, Flood...) and think to yourself either "Do I have a turf there?" or "I know exactly where that's at".
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✯ ᎪᎡᎬᎦ ✯ wrote:
ℤȺℂℍ ꀨ😲🔫😏 wrote:
How can you say that when you are only 10K.Dunlap2041 wrote:
How can you say that when you only have 9k💎Company wrote:
How can you judge that when you only have 8k yourself?You have 3 k how are you a true tw player the true tw players have at least 20 k
Just raised the stakes 😜 -
💎Company wrote:
Mob doesn't matter for forum ppl. Mr buttwipe is a legendWait your only 9k?
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Hard Hitta wrote: Bullshit. I only have 8k mob and I was almost divorced by my wife over turf wars and as you can see I'm still playing. I choose not to mob up any more than I have. I like a smaller mob so that I can range on bigger players especially the bullies. So your saying that my 8k mob makes me not a true TW player? Hit one of my turf and find out if I'm a true player or not. I'll make you reset.
Whoa, look at the badass with 20,000 fights under his belt and 60 whole stamina! I'm about to hit one of your turf. Make me reset. Or threaten to meet me and beat me up. Or whatever you're doing these days. Someone needs to take a chill pill. It's a game. Have some fun! -
Master Zillo wrote:
Or you say to your friends, "I own your house and your house and your house".When you wonder, "who owns that landmark I just drove past?"
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4nick8r wrote:
True that. Or you hear police arresting someone and think "He didn't buy global protection." Or "What's his fine?"When hearing news reports on crop circles, your brain doesn't even consider aliens. 👽
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Lūmière🔱Wøøkįee wrote:
Yep...when you hear about a natural disaster (Tornado, Flood...) and think to yourself either "Do I have a turf there?" or "I know exactly where that's at".
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ℤȺℂℍ ꀨ😲🔫😏 wrote:
That was good Zach!😂yomama1064 wrote:
Then you are breaking the rules because yomama jokes are for 11 and underMaster Zillo wrote:
well 12 year olds can play the game because turf wars is a 12+ app...which ud know if u were a true turf wars player 😜ZRAYGO wrote:
Wow, I didn't know 12 year olds play this game, Zraygo.⊰ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩssɪƈ⊱ wrote: How can you say you're a true player when you only have ~640 turf
How can you say you're a true player when you have urass in your name? -
ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
Lets not get carried away here lol, I have nothing against buttwipe but lets inject some reality. When he is gone most will forget about him, and with a little time the rest will too. No offense to mr buttwipe but it take a lot to make a mark using the forum. People remember deeds on the map, usually not deeds here.💎Company wrote:
Mob doesn't matter for forum ppl. Mr buttwipe is a legendWait your only 9k?
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When you check to see if where you are going has wi-fi first....
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Stopping at every MacDonalds on a road trip.
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Your only a true tw player after you car bomb viper. Of course let him know prior to so he can certify you 😳😳😳😳
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★BΛD ИΞWS★ wrote:
Lmao haven't seen Viper lately.... Now where did I put those car bombs???Your only a true tw player after you car bomb viper. Of course let him know prior to so he can certify you 😳😳😳😳
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When youre having à word with friends or THE wife/man, and for some reason start searching for à reset button on their body.
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When you book a vacation flight with extra layovers instead of a direct flight, and claim that it was the best you could find!
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When you're cooking and your hands are dirty or greasy and you heal with your nose (honestly happened to me) 😓
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When you postpone sex with your unbelievably hot wife for yet another late night cap session... 😬
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when you ring on your neighbours door and tell him that his house is in your area, he had to pay tax
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✯ ᎪᎡᎬᎦ ✯ wrote:
😂 Lol thanks for the compliment. But yeah I do agree ares, but to be honest, there only a handful of people who's presence in the forums means a lot to usϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
Lets not get carried away here lol, I have nothing against buttwipe but lets inject some reality. When he is gone most will forget about him, and with a little time the rest will too. No offense to mr buttwipe but it take a lot to make a mark using the forum. People remember deeds on the map, usually not deeds here.💎Company wrote:
Mob doesn't matter for forum ppl. Mr buttwipe is a legendWait your only 9k?
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When you excuse yourself 7 times during a half hour meeting to reload your stamina so as to not let down your v buddies.
When you are on a one-month sushi-eating ban imposed by your SO because, well, "remember the last time so-and-so was attacking you being more important than me OR the spider roll."
When you drive for an hour to defend a French bakery from out of towners and delude yourself into thinking you da man with yo big Brens. (check, and I felt quite da man despite my lack of wee wee)
When you plan your evening by when bedtime is for someone that is not your baby and lives in the UK. Maybe. 😂
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Bwahahahaa! 👍👆👆👆👆
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I'm thinking the "true" players are too busy playing the game, the rest of us are either in the forum or busy playing clash of clans! 😄😜
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You're a true turf wars player when you have great friends and great enemies, time on the map and time in the forums.
When you've been the winner and loser and you're still here because you still enjoy the game as much as the day you planted your first little circle on your house
When you've spent at least one sleepless night out of service range worried to death that something might be happening to your turf and you're gonna miss it. 😜 -
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
😂 To this last one add "in a romantic location" to get full sense of the tragedy.You're a true turf wars player when you have great friends and great enemies, time on the map and time in the forums.
When you've been the winner and loser and you're still here because you still enjoy the game as much as the day you planted your first little circle on your house
When you've spent at least one sleepless night out of service range worried to death that something might be happening to your turf and you're gonna miss it. 😜When you have to be nice to small players (like Copper Top) just because they are good rangers.
When you classify ppl as fighters, idiots and shopping center capo whores, even in real life.
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