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Demario wrote:
My favorite phrase on the entire Internet has to be "your an idiot" simply because of the delicious coincidence of it.⊰ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩssɪƈ⊱ wrote:
And that's why your an idiot!Fuck her best friend👍
If you are gonna insult someone's intelligence, at least pretend to be smarter than they are.
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It's not hard! Sheesh! Man up an say, it's been real but I'm just not that into you. It's nobody's fault.
Not that hard
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
👍👍👍👍👍Tell her, "It's not me, it's you."
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Tweek wrote:
I don't have the energy to "pretend" today. Maybe I won't hit my "I don't give a shit" button tomorrow.Demario wrote:
My favorite phrase on the entire Internet has to be "your an idiot" simply because of the delicious coincidence of it.⊰ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩssɪƈ⊱ wrote:
And that's why your an idiot!Fuck her best friend👍
If you are gonna insult someone's intelligence, at least pretend to be smarter than they are.
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Tell her your into dudes more than girls...I bet you she won't cry, unless you also tell her that's its her fault you're into dudes.
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Jump through the closest available window.fordman901 wrote:
runƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
And when she says she does too.....Tell her you want a baby.
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Just tell her the real reason.
With at least one witness around. In case she decides to go psycho, like the girls down here in GA.And you might even get a good FWB out of it. 😜
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Demario wrote:
http://youtu.be/32p8d6OudgUTweek wrote:
I don't have the energy to "pretend" today. Maybe I won't hit my "I don't give a shit" button tomorrow.Demario wrote:
My favorite phrase on the entire Internet has to be "your an idiot" simply because of the delicious coincidence of it.⊰ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩssɪƈ⊱ wrote:
And that's why your an idiot!Fuck her best friend👍
If you are gonna insult someone's intelligence, at least pretend to be smarter than they are.
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Just man up and get it over with as quickly as possible. It's going to suck, so make it short and sweet. Keep in mind whatever it takes you'll soon be free and its worth it!
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
All this great advice from free mason....Tell her you want a baby.
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Hyena wrote:
Very good advise! Make a clean break.Don't say you still want to be friends. I did that with my first ex and she went stalker on me trying to either get me back or ruin my friendship with others when I wouldn't.
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Wear some protective clothing - if there's one thing I've learned - hell hath no fury like a woman scorned :-/
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⚡🏀ʟєցi†ßɑʟʟєʀ🏀⚡ wrote:
Man up and just tell her it's over. Adding unnecessary fluff to the basic fact that you don't want to be with her any more just makes it worse. She'll get over it.I'm trying to break up with my girlfriend and I know to do it face to face, be nice, etc. But is there any trick to get her to not feel as bad because I don't want to do that😢. I make it as painless as possible, any tips? (This is my first girlfriend so I have absolutely no experience whatsoever lol)
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Tell her that she doesn't raise the flag on your mailbox anymore.
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Tell her, "Baby, you really let yourself go. I don't know if I can spend the rest of my life looking at someone that looks like they were hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels."
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Tell her u have herpes or something. Or that she makes u flaccid
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Like big daddy Kane said "pimpin ain't easy"
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Tell her that you are looking into religion and the one that you are want to go into doesn't want kids under 18 to date but helps you understand the world.👍
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👣Rūmpłę4⃣Skįñ👣 wrote:
LOLTell her you think you may want to swing with a guy…or just ask if she would be mad if you told her you wanted a threesome with her mom?
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1) google bbwalmy
2) remove clothing
3) masterbate to bbwalmy
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
But he might like it after that, too risky1) google bbwalmy
2) remove clothing
3) masterbate to bbwalmy
4) let her catch you -
This poor kid is going to be so confused when he does go through with it. Just be honest kid, the truth hurts sometimes but you'll earn a lot more respect in life being honest. If you listen to Free Mason. Then I suggest you wear a cup when you go through with this. It will save you from the physical pain aspect. 😝😝😝
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Tell her, "You're not the best, you're just the best that I can do."
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Tell her, "I really want to date a stupid little whore. So I don't feel you're a great person for that"
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Must be a new column - Ask Turf Wars.
Why do you want to break up with her? How about you tell her that? She'll get over it and move on to someone better. -
Goal - Break up with girl
Solution - Take the advice I have given you. All of my approaches are equally effective and will make you single. 👍
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Just be honest, do it as quickly as possible, and don't give her any false hope. It will suck, and she might hate you, but it's really the best way.
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Best advice I can give without knowing why you want to break up.
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
My approachs work as well. And you can also write a tip selling book about it👍Goal - Break up with girl
Solution - Take the advice I have given you. All of my approaches are equally effective and will make you single. 👍
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Tweek wrote:
😆Demario wrote:
My favorite phrase on the entire Internet has to be "your an idiot" simply because of the delicious coincidence of it.⊰ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩssɪƈ⊱ wrote:
And that's why your an idiot!Fuck her best friend👍
If you are gonna insult someone's intelligence, at least pretend to be smarter than they are.
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