Clark kent, a Legend, a Hero and a downright good dude
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So, there is this dude named Clark Kent. He is my friggin hero. Good people he is. He saved my cat and has been on a concentrated effort to find my friends toaster. He doesn't do the things he does because he wants to, he does them because he has to. I say this because he is on parole and probation for printing a story at the daily planet that brought to light the inside job of pole dancing with Lois lane teaching little kids the funky chicken. This is no joke, he was framed and falsely accused of filming Lois behind closed doors without her permission. It was her camera and I was filming. Give my friend a break. He is AWESOME!! And when I saw AWESOME, I mean FUCKING AWSOME!! I love you man, your my fucking hero😊😎
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Awesome I tell ya
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Sup Clark😜
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Damn, you don't look that tall
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تامابخغقظال
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Lol
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Nice story, please continue with some wizards and dragons and stuff....
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Clark Kent now there was a real gent,
He would not be caught sittin' around in no
Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing -
I think that guy is secretly a terrorist.
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Ojibwe wrote:
Where's pinesap to expose him? 😱I think that guy is secretly a terrorist.
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😱
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I heard Clark Kent stole getch's pie, though. How can a guy stealing pies be such a nice guy?
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Clark is a really great player with a super charming smile. I am worried about the fact that he has a cigar in every picture, but nonetheless. He is adorable and funny. And I ❤ him.
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💋ẙɵҡɵ ɵɲɵ💋 wrote:
How much did he pay you to say that?Clark is a really great player with a super charming smile. I am worried about the fact that he has a cigar in every picture, but nonetheless. He is adorable and funny. And I ❤ him.
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Go CK 👍
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⊰ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩssɪƈ⊱ wrote:
💋ẙɵҡɵ ɵɲɵ💋 wrote:
How much did he pay you to say that?Clark is a really great player with a super charming smile. I am worried about the fact that he has a cigar in every picture, but nonetheless. He is adorable and funny. And I ❤ him.
Nothing. I just like him.
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“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
Haha He took the kryptonite pie!I heard Clark Kent stole getch's pie, though. How can a guy stealing pies be such a nice guy?
That will teach him. 😁 LOL
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〓 Ｇ Ｅ Ｔ Ｃ Ｈ 〓 wrote:
Kryptonite pie... Yeah, that'll give em the squirts.“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
Haha He took the kryptonite pie!I heard Clark Kent stole getch's pie, though. How can a guy stealing pies be such a nice guy?
That will teach him. 😁 LOL
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Free CK 👍
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Lmao Funky!! Let it go bro.
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A Kryptonian from Krypton.
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I like that new ride you got. It's really shiny.
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sounds ok, anyhow it sucked!!🐎🐎🐎🐎
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I'm going to get flying lessons from a friend of a cousin who knows this chick who has a phone number to this place in Spain that sells toasters and used to employ a certain dude who knows this car salesman.
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True story, I saw it on the Internet
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I'm a Clark Kent fan too... Shhhh don't tell anyone.
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So I went to the store the other day to pick up my porcelain microwave, you know the ones that have the GI Joe kung foo grip on the sides for holding your beer? Well any way, like I was saying, I was at the bar picking up my pet turtle that ran away from home sixteen years ago and I ran into this dude who is married to a chick that went to school with my neighbors best friends cousin who happens to know this really AWSOME dude named Clark Kent. Well CK happened to be at the store I was picking up some cat litter from last Tuesday around six o'clock. You should have seen him. Man, it's a good thing I had my sun glasses on because his awesomeness would have blinded me otherwise. I'm proud to call him Paw.👹👹👹👹
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😂😂😂
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Ck my friend, you are fucking awesome all over again
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