Story time gather around kids!!

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Baptist Mar 27, 2013

Johnny O settle down, VWbus put the Barbie doll away. Ok now where were we? Oh yes last time we left with our fighting squadron of warriors Keyser'swhere surrounded by zombie flamers. As the battle raged on, with flamers mindlessly attacking the mighty keyser's, Groucho was hunched on his throne of fallen allies (some by his own hand). He watched tirelessly as the zombies made no progress in their quest and losing village after village. Now the giant Groucho had made many enemies on his way to the top. There was the raging drunk certusd, the demon midnite, the ever so pleasant shaggly razors, the list goes on and on.
Baptist Mar 27, 2013

Groucho had come to the decision he would have to leave his safe haven to fight or that was his excuse. In realty the enemies used his back yard as a cesspool. Now turf wars was full of areas controlled by multiple groups, gilds and associations. Groucho quickly worked up a batch of chemically laced cookies. He went round handing the cookies out for FREE. Promising him and his band of zombies would come into areas and help dispatch the villains!!! In return he would just need a verbal committee of cooperation, 3 chickens, a flag pole, a virgin (male or female) and a bag of toe nails. Many agreed to the incredible deal because honestly who can resist cookies laced in fairy dust? Groucho had many lands, brothels, bars, casinos and strip clubs. He knew he couldn't war with the mighty keyser and keep all his properties. In a fit of rage he burned the brothels, put cloths on the strippers, drank all the bars dry and took all the money out of the casinos.
Baptist Mar 27, 2013

Now good and drunk with plenty of property to chase his enemies he set out on his path. One foot out the door Groucho realized "what am I doing?" The drunk slap me already, demon maniac will stomp me into oblivion, keyser will toy with my head what do I do? Than it came to him I will chase the little guy easy win there. He hurried to beat the taunting baptist and "show him". Little did he know baptist has no life and saw the Grouchy man coming and side stepped yelling na na boo boo, na na boo boo. Groucho started to become aggravated pulling his hair out and pushing himself in the face. The zombie began to question the leadership of the partial bald and now self inflected wounded leader.
Baptist Mar 27, 2013

So moral of this chapter boys and girls are be wary of the roaming zombies. Their leader is starting to crack the Kool aid is becoming weak and the v's have become unstable. So keep tune who knows where this adventure could lead next.
✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ Mar 27, 2013

I came because I heard free cookies and strippers. After that my attention waned.
Novas Mar 27, 2013

The demon mid? Lol, quite passive actually.
☪ƁƖɑϲĸƊɥɳɑɱɩʈɛ☪ Mar 27, 2013

I came because I like the color blue.
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ Mar 28, 2013

I could drink Certus under the table, he's in denial about it.
sural746 Mar 28, 2013

Best story ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ӈཪ༱عɗ☠ᏩᎧེ͜Ꭷེℵ Mar 28, 2013

Oddly entertaining...and quite ironic that the fam is watching Narnia right now... was this story pre written or was it off the top?
Baptist Mar 28, 2013

Ӈཪ༱عɗ☠ᏩᎧེ͜Ꭷེℵ wrote:
Oddly entertaining...and quite ironic that the fam is watching Narnia right now... was this story pre written or was it off the top?

Off the top of my head took about 15-20 mins to write
★ICΞPICKʘЯTΞGΛ★ Mar 28, 2013

I actually enjoyed that little story, and the truth that it holds..
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Mar 28, 2013

།cع ᎮᎥcҜ ᎧཞϮعgλ wrote:
I actually enjoyed that little story, and the truth that it holds..

Dude you fell for the laced cookies and koolaid lol.Good thing you woke up from the trance.
Baptist Mar 28, 2013

།cع ᎮᎥcҜ ᎧཞϮعgλ wrote:
I actually enjoyed that little story, and the truth that it holds..

Which part?