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RW🍄 Mar 27, 2013

I for the past 2 days I have been going to bed at 2 o clock I'm the morning. Today I was so tired that I went to bed at 8 pm in my bed. And at 2 o clock I woke up on my couch I can't tell if I'm nuts, have one of those ghosts that move me, or I slept walk, (done it before) although I had my phone on the night stand and I woke up with it in my pocket, and my blankets look like I was dragged off my bed. And my whole abdomen hurts. Also my family could have moved me? Or I woke up moved to the couch for some reason and didn't remember it. I'm just scared😟
Roman Legionar Mar 27, 2013

Too much 💉 or 💊? Lol. Most likely your family moved you if they would be physically capable to. But, since you have been really tired... you might have sleepwalked.
RW🍄 Mar 27, 2013

‡℟ɸɱⱥɲ☧ɭɇɠɩɸɳ‡ wrote:
Too much 💉 or 💊? Lol. Most likely your family moved you if they would be physically capable to. But, since you have been really tired... you might have sleepwalked.

I'm just scared but Id think they moved me they were and are asleep
DonEpic Mar 27, 2013

I used to sleep walk as a kid my mom would tell me what I did whilst asleep... Pretty unbelievable stuff until one day i smacked my head against a door whilst sleep walking causing me to woke up... Then i believed it!
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Mar 27, 2013

They didn't move you.

Obviously you were abducted by aliens.👽

Upon being caught in their tractor beam, you grabbed your phone to call for help but weren't fast enough. Slipping it into your pocket to use later as you were sucked inside the ship, they proceded to drop you on a table and knock you out.
Lucky for you the anal probe has been discontinued, so they cut you open through a mix of precision laser sugery and rapid cell splitting to heal you before placing you back in the home you were picked from. Your addled mind put you on the couch through routine, where you passed out and your brain blocked the memory as traumatic experience.

And that's why your abdomen hurts.
[Add:Baz]Boffer Mar 27, 2013

Have you seen that movie 'Communion'?
Look down the side of your wardrobe for Grey droppings.
𝕭𝖆𝖉 🔪 𝕮𝖔𝖒𝖕𝖆𝖓𝖞 Mar 27, 2013

Your addiction to this game is getting stronger😏
⌖🔥Ⴢϲɑɼƒɑϲє🔥⌖ Mar 27, 2013

🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
They didn't move you.

Obviously you were abducted by aliens.👽

Upon being caught in their tractor beam, you grabbed your phone to call for help but weren't fast enough. Slipping it into your pocket to use later as you were sucked inside the ship, they proceded to drop you on a table and knock you out.
Lucky for you the anal probe has been discontinued, so they cut you open through a mix of precision laser sugery and rapid cell splitting to heal you before placing you back in the home you were picked from. Your addled mind put you on the couch through routine, where you passed out and your brain blocked the memory as traumatic experience.

And that's why your abdomen hurts.

Hahaha 😜😹😭😹😷
Ʈɧєℜєɖєєɱєℜ Mar 27, 2013

‡Ⴝςⱥɼ☠ྈƑⱥςɇ‡ wrote:
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
They didn't move you.

Obviously you were abducted by aliens.👽

Upon being caught in their tractor beam, you grabbed your phone to call for help but weren't fast enough. Slipping it into your pocket to use later as you were sucked inside the ship, they proceded to drop you on a table and knock you out.
Lucky for you the anal probe has been discontinued, so they cut you open through a mix of precision laser sugery and rapid cell splitting to heal you before placing you back in the home you were picked from. Your addled mind put you on the couch through routine, where you passed out and your brain blocked the memory as traumatic experience.

And that's why your abdomen hurts.

Hahaha 😜😹😭😹😷
Don't bring Bob into this! 😜
🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Mar 27, 2013

There's no strange and mysterious reason for this, you just simply disappeared and reappeared on the couch.
[Add:Baz]Boffer Mar 27, 2013

🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:
There's no strange and mysterious reason for this, you just simply disappeared and reappeared on the couch.

Not likely.
More likely everything (all matter, all energy) momentarily disappeared, only to reappear in the wrong place.
🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Mar 27, 2013

[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:
There's no strange and mysterious reason for this, you just simply disappeared and reappeared on the couch.

Not likely.
More likely everything (all matter, all energy) momentarily disappeared, only to reappear in the wrong place.
Well, that may be it. That's happened before - look at Gwyneth Paltrow's face. Somewhere in this world, a duck is walking around with her smile.
RW🍄 Mar 27, 2013

🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
They didn't move you.

Obviously you were abducted by aliens.👽

Upon being caught in their tractor beam, you grabbed your phone to call for help but weren't fast enough. Slipping it into your pocket to use later as you were sucked inside the ship, they proceded to drop you on a table and knock you out.
Lucky for you the anal probe has been discontinued, so they cut you open through a mix of precision laser sugery and rapid cell splitting to heal you before placing you back in the home you were picked from. Your addled mind put you on the couch through routine, where you passed out and your brain blocked the memory as traumatic experience.

And that's why your abdomen hurts.

Whoa.
ɆͣƉͩƉͩ∙∘💥🔫ᏚℍʘŦ Mar 27, 2013

Sounds like mental teleportation to me - if you can remember how you did it, it could be worth zillions $$$$$$$$$$$