Meanwhile in the flamer saga
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While the minions try to do their work ⌖🔥Groucho🔥⌖ starts a v. Cap half a dozen and he drops out and runs away like a little school girl. How can the flamers follow such a coward?
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Joined a v?
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You guys need to make this more into a story 📖.
Start by saying "now gather around my little TW kiddies"Once upon a time there was V.....
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Johnny O 💃 wrote:
And groucho ran away. The End. 😂😂You guys need to make this more into a story 📖.
Start by saying "now gather around my little TW kiddies"Once upon a time there was V.....
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On a side note...Saleo push over on the cirlce reading rug and stop trying to steal my cookies 🍪🍪🍪 and share your milk 🍼🍼 😂
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💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
Booooo!!!! That story sucks go get another one 📚👈Johnny O 💃 wrote:
And groucho ran away. The End. 😂😂You guys need to make this more into a story 📖.
Start by saying "now gather around my little TW kiddies"Once upon a time there was V.....
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Team keyser soze!!YAY!!
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ℵ͜Oℳλ͡Ꭰ wrote:
Hey sit back down!!! No screaming during circle reading time.Team keyser soze!!YAY!!
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Johnny O 💃 wrote:
Can it be square reading time ? I like squares ◼◻◻◽▪▫⬛⬜ℵ͜Oℳλ͡Ꭰ wrote:
Hey sit back down!!! No screaming during circle reading time.Team keyser soze!!YAY!!
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Johnny O 💃 wrote:
This v was against a person named keyser, And another person named... Keyser, and another person named... Keyser, and also the one called Keyser...You guys need to make this more into a story 📖.
Start by saying "now gather around my little TW kiddies"Once upon a time there was V.....
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➰♠FlαωlэssOG♠➰ wrote:
Whatever works. Just get someone get in the rocking chair and read a flames🔥🔥 Keysers story makes sure includes dragons and shit.Johnny O 💃 wrote:
Can it be square reading time ? I like squares ◼◻◻◽▪▫⬛⬜ℵ͜Oℳλ͡Ꭰ wrote:
Hey sit back down!!! No screaming during circle reading time.Team keyser soze!!YAY!!
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Johnny O 💃 wrote:
😂😂😂😂➰♠FlαωlэssOG♠➰ wrote:
Whatever works. Just get someone get in the rocking chair and read a flames🔥🔥 Keysers story makes sure includes dragons and shit.Johnny O 💃 wrote:
Can it be square reading time ? I like squares ◼◻◻◽▪▫⬛⬜ℵ͜Oℳλ͡Ꭰ wrote:
Hey sit back down!!! No screaming during circle reading time.Team keyser soze!!YAY!!
Happy friday 🍺🍻🍺🍻 -
Ok i am also thinking maybe Katie as a damsel in a dress rather then distress.
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Needs more ninjas and pirates and lazers and shit.....
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〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Hahaha you and I are never allowed to be substitute teachers durning story time. The kids would go into shock. 😳😳😳Needs more ninjas and pirates and lazers and shit.....
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So once upon a time in a far far off land named turf wars there was a laid named Groucho. Now turf wars was new and exciting, and Groucho had no clue what to expect. He rode his pony thru the lands of turf wars planting little circles attack learning the ropes. He was always a little on the grouchy side hence the name. However he always seemed to say the right things to make friends in the right places. After a fair amount of time of battling dragons and trolls, Groucho was brought into a band of traveling misfits. lets call these misfits "The Commoners". after battles lost in time and legend Groucho had become, what he thought, a hero among men.
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This "Hero" began to be bored slaying trolls, dragons and unpleasant folk. He needed to let his grouchy character out more and harm bunnies, puppies and small woodland creatures. In order to accomplish such a feat he would have to decrown a queen Ultra, replace a legend Nelli and do something with the warrior of old Keyser Soze. When the legend Nelli and warrior Keyser Soze won a heroic battle of a Mystery quality, they decided to rest in peace for a while. Groucho saw this as an opportunity of epic proportion. While the Warrior was gone he trampled on his backyard and ran a muck of things.
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The mighty warrior Keyser Soze awoke from his slumber among the chaos. He saw his villages raped and pillaged and took back his claim of possessions. Groucho did not like being challenged and punishment must be handed out. The Queen admired Keyser Soze for his service in the last so chose to stay out of the dilemma. Groucho worked up a quick potion of deceit and made every misfit drink his Kool aid. With his new found zombie army he would be able to stomp the mighty Keyser Soze. Groucho and his zombies began attacking the mighty warrior laying many wounds but he escaped only with bruises and minor bleeding.
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Keyser Soze still had the Queen's ear and gave his plea. She talked to Groucho and the zombies but with Kool aid still I'm their system they began a mutiny and cut the queen down. She fled to find the mighty Keyser Soze and life in their peace. Keyser Soze went where he chose and Groucho ran across him on the road on day. Groucho having an ego problem told Keyser Soze this road belonged to "The Commoners" he must leave. Keyser would not waiver and the battle royale began.
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Small woodland creatures 😜 Somr bunnies in the TW forest are dangerous.
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So here we stand Groucho wearing his pimp hat feather and all squared off against Keyser and his few followers. The zombies mindlessly attack while Groucho stands behind the front lines rambling about unicorns and leprechauns. Every evening they have a feast and celebration about their many accomplishments and Groucho hands out another round of Kool aid and cracks his evil grin.
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Where's the sex? Damn PG-13 stories.
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Someone from the flames gives a battle scene!!
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Johnny O 💃 wrote:
Don't they only post congrats posts?Someone from the flames gives a battle scene!!
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ZRAYGO wrote:
Ouch🔥Johnny O 💃 wrote:
Don't they only post congrats posts?Someone from the flames gives a battle scene!!
This is an equal opportunity story sharing time.
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If you see black smoke boiling over the horizon don't worry. The smoke is from the Kool aid factory. Due to the increase of Keyser Soze's and the creature of the night. Groucho has had to increase production 200%. Partially because of the multiple targets and partially because when the creature of the night stirs the zombies piss the kool aid. Festivals to induce the Kool aid have become an hourly ritual.
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This story SUCKS!
Collio's drunk babbling & midnite's random banter about "almost purchasing property there" are 120% more interesting than this dribble. BOOOOOOOOOO👎👎👎👎 -
Sabasaul wrote:
I dunno, I quite like it.This story SUCKS!
Collio's drunk babbling & midnite's random banter about "almost purchasing property there" are 120% more interesting than this dribble. BOOOOOOOOOO👎👎👎👎 -
✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:
😂😂😂Where's the sex? Damn PG-13 stories.
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This whole saga would be even more hilarious if all of you would add targets and flames next to your names just to mock them.
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🔥rascuache🔥 wrote:
Wow. Here's a blast from the past! Long time no see.This whole saga would be even more hilarious if all of you would add targets and flames next to your names just to mock them.
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