Take out #4 rank he's 30% weaker
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mathamatics wrote:
He's just that great.ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Woah Freemason both broke and fixed it.😱mathamatics wrote:
It's messed up for me too.Whoever just posted ruined the thread I can't see anymore if the posts😩
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Day 3 of my termination:
An enormous alien ship has entered Earth's orbit and deployed 36 smaller saucer-shaped ships, each 15 miles wide, which positioned themselves over major cities around the globe. A satellite technician for a television network in Manhattan, discovered transmissions hidden in satellite links and realized the aliens are using it to coordinate an attack. The President, his daughter, portions of his Cabinet and a few others narrowly escaped aboard Air Force One as the alien spacecraft destroyed Washington D.C., New York City, Los Angeles and other cities around the world.
Let us hope that my town is not next.
- Mason out ✊
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Darn it, I missed getting destroyed? Maybe I was sleeping in. Well, at least there's TW in Heaven 👼 or maybe.... Hell? 😈
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
You are weird, Sir.Day 3 of my termination:
An enormous alien ship has entered Earth's orbit and deployed 36 smaller saucer-shaped ships, each 15 miles wide, which positioned themselves over major cities around the globe. A satellite technician for a television network in Manhattan, discovered transmissions hidden in satellite links and realized the aliens are using it to coordinate an attack. The President, his daughter, portions of his Cabinet and a few others narrowly escaped aboard Air Force One as the alien spacecraft destroyed Washington D.C., New York City, Los Angeles and other cities around the world.
Let us hope that my town is not next.
- Mason out ✊
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PS., I will ER myself ER'ing you if you fail to notice the Charlie Brown quote.
PS., I hope you noticed it. You're out of range 😑
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Day 4 of my termination:
I am spending my last days in South Boston as a genius-level intellect but I am choosing to work as a janitor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and spend my free time with my friends Chuckie, Billy, and Morgan O'Mally. When a Fields Medal-winning combinatorialist Professor Gerald Lambeau posted a difficult problem taken from algebraic graph theory as a challenge for his graduate students to solve, I solved the problem quickly but anonymously. He then posted a much more difficult problem and of course, I solved that one as well.
Shortly afterwards, I met a British student about to graduate from Harvard University and pursue a graduate degree at Stanford University School of Medicine in California.
Maybe if I make it through this, we can start our lives together.
- Mason out ✊
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Day 5 of my termination (now that I am actually targeted):
My wife and I decided to spend our vacation decorating our idyllic New England country home. While we were driving back from town, my wife swerved to avoid a dog wandering the roadway and crashed through a covered bridge, plunging into the river below. Once we returned home, we discovered a Handbook for the Recently Deceased and began to read it.
I attempted to leave the house but found myself in a strange, otherworldly dimension referred to as "Saturn", covered in sand and populated by enormous sandworms.
-Mason out ✊
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Mason, you never fail to entertain me.
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What no update today?
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