Sugar Mommies

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♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 11, 2013

Sometimes, a sugar mommy would be a nice addition to my life. Imagine the things you could do with a rich old woman hanging off one arm and a set of Ferrari keys hanging from your other hand!

Of course, it wouldn't be hard to pick up the hot chicks as well, just don't let ol' momma see them 😏

I suppose it'd be just as easy for me to walk up to a bikie gang house, shoot anyone on site and steal the cash and guns I find there ... and I wouldn't have to worry about breaking mommy's hip in bed then either 😝
mango12 Mar 11, 2013

Come to think of it that would be nice....
Hyena Mar 11, 2013

Ahhhhh, Turfa, the sugar mummy is the much better option. You don't want some bikes going Chopper on your arse.
ཧҭҿѧԀұ ℳѳъъӏл Mar 11, 2013

Sugar daddies are better. They have a stick😜
ཧҭҿѧԀұ ℳѳъъӏл Mar 11, 2013

YOU wrote:
Sugar daddies are better. They have a stick😜

Jk
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Mar 11, 2013

ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
YOU wrote:
Sugar daddies are better. They have a stick😜

Jk
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ཧҭҿѧԀұ ℳѳъъӏл Mar 11, 2013

💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
YOU wrote:
Sugar daddies are better. They have a stick😜

Jk
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It has a double meaning
Ꭱ3V Mar 11, 2013

ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
YOU wrote:
Sugar daddies are better. They have a stick😜

Jk
Lies
It has a double meaning
Uh huh. Sure.
ཧҭҿѧԀұ ℳѳъъӏл Mar 11, 2013

༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
YOU wrote:
Sugar daddies are better. They have a stick😜

Jk
Lies
It has a double meaning
Uh huh. Sure.
http://www.candyfavorites.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/sugar_daddy.jpg
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 11, 2013

Hyena wrote:
Ahhhhh, Turfa, the sugar mummy is the much better option. You don't want some bikes going Chopper on your arse.

True story, I know of a guy who successfully raided a biker clubhouse quite near where I live .. he got away with $20k cash, plus some drugs - best of all, the gang thought a rival gang did it so he got away Scott free 😳😝👍
〓SHЯIИUT〓 Mar 11, 2013

тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Sometimes, a sugar mommy would be a nice addition to my life. Imagine the things you could do with a rich old woman hanging off one arm and a set of Ferrari keys hanging from your other hand!

Of course, it wouldn't be hard to pick up the hot chicks as well, just don't let ol' momma see them 😏

I suppose it'd be just as easy for me to walk up to a bikie gang house, shoot anyone on site and steal the cash and guns I find there ... and I wouldn't have to worry about breaking mommy's hip in bed then either 😝

A wonderful fantasy turfa, but wait, don't you have a lovely lady on your arm already?
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 11, 2013

§ SHЯIИUT § wrote:
тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Sometimes, a sugar mommy would be a nice addition to my life. Imagine the things you could do with a rich old woman hanging off one arm and a set of Ferrari keys hanging from your other hand!

Of course, it wouldn't be hard to pick up the hot chicks as well, just don't let ol' momma see them 😏

I suppose it'd be just as easy for me to walk up to a bikie gang house, shoot anyone on site and steal the cash and guns I find there ... and I wouldn't have to worry about breaking mommy's hip in bed then either 😝

A wonderful fantasy turfa, but wait, don't you have a lovely lady on your arm already?
I was waiting for somebody to say it 😝
It's only a fantasy my friend ... The money is the fantasy, not the grandma. Lol. Had to clear the air on that haha
El Chubaneebre Mar 11, 2013

тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Hyena wrote:
Ahhhhh, Turfa, the sugar mummy is the much better option. You don't want some bikes going Chopper on your arse.

True story, I know of a guy who successfully raided a biker clubhouse quite near where I live .. he got away with $20k cash, plus some drugs - best of all, the gang thought a rival gang did it so he got away Scott free 😳😝👍
Hmmmm
cougartoy Mar 11, 2013

My favorite thread so far 😀
👀💝👵 how bout you
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 11, 2013

YOU wrote:
cougartoy wrote:
My favorite thread so far 😀
👀💝👵 how bout you

Wait, what? 😳
ɮʟօօɖṭɦօʀռ Mar 11, 2013

i dont have a sugar momma. she aint a sugar momma cuz we been datin for a few years now. though she does let me drive her escalade and cobra ;)
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 11, 2013

photofinish wrote:
i dont have a sugar momma. she aint a sugar momma cuz we been datin for a few years now. though she does let me drive her escalade and cobra ;)

What're your ages? This could be interesting - I've never actually spoken to someone who've tried it 😳 lol
4nick8r Mar 12, 2013

Do they have to be older. I married a younger doctor. Win-win.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 12, 2013

4nick8r wrote:
Do they have to be older. I married a younger doctor. Win-win.

Lucky bastard 👊😡😝
cougartoy Mar 12, 2013

My wife is 5 days older than me, but I was with a 49 year old when I was 19.... Learned a lot