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Noutchhh Sep 10, 2010

Any type of jokes....if u get offended by these jokes u shud jst leave :)
TrailerTrash 💔 Sep 10, 2010

Your mom...
Noutchhh Sep 10, 2010

Ah yes my mum let's see well there's.......ur mums fat if she wore a yellow raincoat I'd shout TAXI!! :)
dickdragon Sep 10, 2010

Wat does Brooklyn and spandex have in common...?
OFWGKTAADD ME Sep 10, 2010

dickdragon wrote:
Wat does Brooklyn and spandex have in common...?

? Idk
dickdragon Sep 10, 2010

Flatbush!!!
Noutchhh Sep 10, 2010

Has anybody noticed that an anagram of maddie is 'im dead' no just me then
Jmpire Sep 10, 2010

Yo momma so dumb she went to an orthodontist for a Bluetooth!

Yo momma so black she went to night school and they marked her absent!
Noutchhh Sep 10, 2010

Knock knock?
welz Sep 10, 2010

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed a fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
fart with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... 😱

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod!!
Rumply Forskin Sep 10, 2010

I know this girl who has a tattoo on her inner thigh.
When you put her thigh up to your ear you can smell the ocean.
Primo Sep 11, 2010

A couple sees a therapist for advice in the bedroom. After the session, the husband asks the wife how it went and she says, "If you want to make love before we go to bed, pinch my left nipple. If not, pinch my right nipple." And the husband replies, "If you want to have sex before we go to bed, stroke me once, if not, stroke me 88 times."
VinnyF Sep 11, 2010

Nig nig wrote:
Ah yes my mum let's see well there's.......ur mums fat if she wore a yellow raincoat I'd shout TAXI!! :)

Haha, he said mum
eviltink Sep 11, 2010

welz wrote:
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed a fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
fart with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... 😱

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod!!

I swear this guy in the library yesterday did the same exact thing. I was this close to holding up score cards. He just didn't hear 'em crack with his headphones in. Too funny!
Theendofyou Sep 11, 2010

dickdragon wrote:
Flatbush!!!

Nice you're a diiickkkkkk
ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα Sep 11, 2010

Primo wrote:
A couple sees a therapist for advice in the bedroom. After the session, the husband asks the wife how it went and she says, "If you want to make love before we go to bed, pinch my left nipple. If not, pinch my right nipple." And the husband replies, "If you want to have sex before we go to bed, stroke me once, if not, stroke me 88 times."

I heard that one but it's about a deaf couple that could never understand each other in the dark before sex. Lol