My girlfriend keeps on beating me 😢

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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Mar 7, 2013

And I don't know what to do anymore. I've done everything in my power to counter her assault, she's hitting me a minimum of once a day, with rings even, always with the same rings😓 Once I even had to dodge a dagger. A bloody flung dagger! I study and train two hours a day, in aggressive and defensive everything but her attack is always erratic, i never see it comming.
I don't think I can handle another day of this.

Her NeoPet is too dam strong!

What should I do?
Ʈɧєℜєɖєєɱєℜ Mar 7, 2013

Use a Pokemon!
Σχϲιѕιøη Mar 7, 2013

Ϯɧєℜєɖєєɱeℜ wrote:
Use a Pokemon!

Get a Magikarp! It'll pay off, trust me 😉
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 7, 2013

Dare I suggest .. capping her out? 😕😝
🐕Travdog70🐕 Mar 7, 2013

Domestic violence is wrong and illegal , even if its the women. If she doesn't love you enough not to be physically abusive , then you don't need her. Remember the women out number me , so we have alot more choices
noodlesmaster3 Mar 7, 2013

Break up with her you deserve so much better man
the pigs Mar 7, 2013

Good for you, I'm sure you snore or do something you don't know about to deserve it :)
TrailerTrash 💔 Mar 7, 2013

Hide her shampoo.
[Add:Baz]Boffer Mar 7, 2013

Smash her back doors in.
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Mar 7, 2013

[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
Smash her back doors in.

Twice!
🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 Mar 7, 2013

Last resort: c*nt punt.
🔥Maybe⌖Katie🔥 Mar 7, 2013

Shut up and mob up, or whatever the equivilant of the NeoPet game is ;)
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Mar 7, 2013

The Far Side wrote:
Last resort: c*nt punt.

LMFAO!! Hahaha 😂😂😂
Is that the same as a cunt punt?
🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 Mar 7, 2013

I was being genteel with my rudeness.
SMUVΞ Mar 7, 2013

1 word..... Omerta. Lol
⌖🔥Chips🔥⌖ Mar 7, 2013

🔥Maybe⌖Katie🔥 wrote:
Shut up and mob up, or whatever the equivilant of the NeoPet game is ;)

😂😂😂 pet up!
🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 Mar 7, 2013

Ooooooh ...Maybe Katie and petting ...= ...Wooooooooo!!!
〓 HARDHITTA 〓 Mar 7, 2013

Hit her with your ax! Or did you lose it? I haven't seen it in awhile.
🔥Maybe⌖Katie🔥 Mar 8, 2013

The Far Side wrote:
Ooooooh ...Maybe Katie and petting ...= ...Wooooooooo!!!

And this from The Far Side! 😘 Haha!
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Mar 8, 2013

Hahaha you're all crazy :P

I don't remember writing this but should have been more.. Mysterious 😝

Thanks for all the.... Helpful... Advice
[Add:Baz]Boffer Mar 8, 2013

〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
Smash her back doors in.

Twice!
Love, is a burning flame,
and it makes, a fiery ring.
Bound, by wild desire,
I fell into a ring of fire.
I fell in to a burning ring of fire,
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher.
It burns, burns, burns the ring of fire.
👉Starkiller👈 Mar 20, 2013

If you play neopets, I suggest to you that you are too young to be in a relationship
✘BoredMrFrosty✘ Mar 21, 2013

Off?
🍄 P I N E ⚔️ ★ Mar 21, 2013

You have to stock up on codestones. Go see the trainer in the haunted woods. He will train you to defend yourself. Visit my shop if you have trouble finding the right codestones....LMAO!!