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Story time, threads seem to have gone down hill. So something old . Keep the story going , but you have to use at least one turf warriors name.
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One day there was this one thumbed bastard,
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He received some Bad News.
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He was going to be nick'ed away from the forums
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This caused Havoc amongst his friends!!😡
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It was a Grimm situation
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I'm Johnny O at the first thanksgiving pilgrims.
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So they called in the Free Mason,
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As it was no mystery as to who set it up
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They knew it was supposed to be some kind of new breed, but wernt sure...
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Turned out it was just a sick Hyena
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Who was trying to eat BugsBunny
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but was thwarted by a hillbilly named Ted
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My turf was taken by a creature that liked to pass wind alot. No, not a vortex but a fartex. It was just like a scene out of Jurrasic park.
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He ate the Bad Bean
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Which caused a bad case of Fartex the day after.
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He tried feeding his Bad Bean to his TravDog. But his Mad Mama made him eat it
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And as the sun vent down and knight fell, the German-accented lass made her last vish. She vished for a pile of ze dynamite, and her vish came true. Her vish? Boom!
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But she appeared ill. She seemed sick. Her legs wobbled, bro. Her skin secreted goo-like sweat, friend. Her face turned green, man.
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What she really needed was some of that PrimoLoco stuff... Which makes her crave some KilgoreTrout, while pondering her existence she thought of her friends OU812 and DonVitoCorleone she wondered where Johnson Mob was and why her sink made that awful sound all night Petinc,Petinc,Petinc......
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She started babbling things about king leonidas causing mayhem with various others. She also had bad gas...face it, she wasn't doing too good.
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And then they got hit by a 7⃣1⃣🚌 and died.
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But no one, not even a viper or a frog or a toothpick came to her funeral
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Low and behold she walked into her own funeral ! in the box was khal Ripken in disguised yells the hillbilly with his strong southern accent
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And with the help of the Weedfarmer they buried her in his farm of buds
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But no one could stop Grimm's 11 kill streak and so unleashed the Attack Travdogs killstreak reward. The Travdogs quickly found the Weedfarmer and went for the kill...
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Alas they could not kill her once they seen her BenDova. It was a bum not unlike keeley hazell's.
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But there was a man named thuggie who was living a thuglife
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As Night fell, Thuglife discovered he was feeling very Grim about The Fish he had eaten for dinner.
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Thug discovered he had lost his Swagger and wondered how to go about getting his Mojo back.
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On his way back home after he found MoJo also DaGhost came along and yelled "Release Cracka!!!"
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