📝Turf Wars School📝

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Jerry Balls Feb 25, 2013

📝Turf Wars School📝. Are you lost in turf wars? Don't know what to do? Do you want to become the next Micky Dunn?Then grab those textbooks and come on down! 📝Rules📝-must have 5k Mob or less
-must want to learn and listen
-be willing to come to classes taught by professionals.
-you must have the app palringo.
-you will work on skills such as hopping,mobbing up,ranging,making money,having good weapons,vendettas,war,and much more. There will also by time to hear from bigger players about their views on a topic.Out classes are serious and are taught by professionals ranging from 20k+ mob.if you interested please message me or reply to this thread.thank you and have a good day.
ChubsTheWalrus Feb 25, 2013

I dont think my Mommy will like me to be teached by a guy named Mr. Balls.
AmNeZ Feb 25, 2013

Hopping: Place one turf infront of the other
Mobbing up: enter alot of codes by hand
Ranging: n/a
Making money: plant turf
Having good weapons: buy enough guns to arm your team of soldiers
Vendettas: pretty overated but useful to eventual find yourself alone against someone with a bigger MOB than you
War: what is it good for?
Much much more: I'd like to know how to fight a bipolar giraffe.
I kid I kid. Good idea
doVa (RETIRED) Feb 25, 2013

I'd love to do this, sign me up!
MiniatureArcher Feb 25, 2013

AmNeZ wrote:
Hopping: Place one turf infront of the other
Mobbing up: enter alot of codes by hand
Ranging: n/a
Making money: plant turf
Having good weapons: buy enough guns to arm your team of soldiers
Vendettas: pretty overated but useful to eventual find yourself alone against someone with a bigger MOB than you
War: what is it good for?
Much much more: I'd like to know how to fight a bipolar giraffe.
I kid I kid. Good idea

To fight a bipolar giraffe you must arm yourself properly. Then when bullets fail run like hell because bullets will fail. And have you seem how they smack each other? Heartless
AmNeZ Feb 25, 2013

I knew I was doing it wrong
༜ΣX༜ Feb 25, 2013

AmNeZ wrote:
Hopping: Place one turf infront of the other
Mobbing up: enter alot of codes by hand
Ranging: n/a
Making money: plant turf
Having good weapons: buy enough guns to arm your team of soldiers
Vendettas: pretty overated but useful to eventual find yourself alone against someone with a bigger MOB than you
War: what is it good for?
Much much more: I'd like to know how to fight a bipolar giraffe.
I kid I kid. Good idea

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MiniatureArcher Feb 25, 2013

AmNeZ wrote:
I knew I was doing it wrong

It's a tough thing. Hope your fast.
Funky Buffalo Feb 25, 2013

Turf wars school, for those unable to read the help forum.
MiniatureArcher Feb 25, 2013

Funky Buffalo wrote:
Turf wars school, for those unable to read the help forum.

Or for those with problems so bad, at beyond the help forum. Or people who want contacts. That is very useful
Talk to me nice Feb 25, 2013

🌍oExͣıͩʟͩEo🌎 wrote:
AmNeZ wrote:
Hopping: Place one turf infront of the other
Mobbing up: enter alot of codes by hand
Ranging: n/a
Making money: plant turf
Having good weapons: buy enough guns to arm your team of soldiers
Vendettas: pretty overated but useful to eventual find yourself alone against someone with a bigger MOB than you
War: what is it good for?
Much much more: I'd like to know how to fight a bipolar giraffe.
I kid I kid. Good idea

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Funky Buffalo Feb 25, 2013

ㄗ℟ṏʂㄗعƈҭ wrote:
Funky Buffalo wrote:
Turf wars school, for those unable to read the help forum.

Or for those with problems so bad, at beyond the help forum. Or people who want contacts. That is very useful
Sweet! I want to make contacts!!!!!
MiniatureArcher Feb 26, 2013

Funky Buffalo wrote:
ㄗ℟ṏʂㄗعƈҭ wrote:
Funky Buffalo wrote:
Turf wars school, for those unable to read the help forum.

Or for those with problems so bad, at beyond the help forum. Or people who want contacts. That is very useful
Sweet! I want to make contacts!!!!!
You know, with your 40.5 K that would be really useful! I bet your bullied frequently!
Jerry Balls Feb 26, 2013

Already about 5 people.cmon!
Funky Buffalo Feb 26, 2013

Jerry Balls wrote:
Already about 5 people.cmon!

You are the king of bumping threads
Jerry Balls Feb 26, 2013

Funky Buffalo wrote:
Jerry Balls wrote:
Already about 5 people.cmon!

You are the king of bumping threads
I get that a lot.i want everyone to see this though.sorry funky
Funky Buffalo Feb 26, 2013

Jerry Balls wrote:
Funky Buffalo wrote:
Jerry Balls wrote:
Already about 5 people.cmon!

You are the king of bumping threads
I get that a lot.i want everyone to see this though.sorry funky
No appology needed it was a compliment.
Σχϲιѕιøη Feb 26, 2013

Jerry teaching anyone anything 😒👎
Visɧɓuɱe Feb 26, 2013

The caning of naughty pupils is the best part.Swish with unnerving accuracy will go the hyssop stick until the globes turn a ruddy red.
😎😎 Feb 26, 2013

Instead of ur news feed, mobbing up boot camps and now this, why don't u actually learn to and play the game, the worst thing in this game isnt bullies or assholes, it's ppl that give the wrong info on a regular basis cuz they don't know what they are doing
Σχϲιѕιøη Feb 26, 2013

♛Çąŋժूƴɱąŋ♛ wrote:
Instead of ur news feed, mobbing up boot camps and now this, why don't u actually learn to and play the game, the worst thing in this game isnt bullies or assholes, it's ppl that give the wrong info on a regular basis cuz they don't know what they are doing

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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Feb 26, 2013

✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
♛Çąŋժूƴɱąŋ♛ wrote:
Instead of ur news feed, mobbing up boot camps and now this, why don't u actually learn to and play the game, the worst thing in this game isnt bullies or assholes, it's ppl that give the wrong info on a regular basis cuz they don't know what they are doing

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Jerry isn't the only one teaching. Other, more experienced players are also involved.
Jerry Balls Feb 26, 2013

☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
♛Çąŋժूƴɱąŋ♛ wrote:
Instead of ur news feed, mobbing up boot camps and now this, why don't u actually learn to and play the game, the worst thing in this game isnt bullies or assholes, it's ppl that give the wrong info on a regular basis cuz they don't know what they are doing

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Jerry isn't the only one teaching. Other, more experienced players are also involved.
I'm not even teaching.you don't have to humiliate me just because you hate me.im trying to play the game and have a good time.you can do whatever you want.
Jerry Balls Feb 26, 2013

And candyman,if you wanna help.feel free.
Jerry Balls Mar 2, 2013

Now entering a lesson on war,join today if you Wanna learn about about war!
AmNeZ Mar 2, 2013

I am open to any questions anyone may have. Feel free to PM me regarding anything to do with this game. I probably won't reply, but I may get a giggle at your expense :)
Funky Buffalo Mar 2, 2013

YOU wrote:
Jerry Balls wrote:
Already about 5 people.cmon!

You are the king of bumping threads