Daily pranks!
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Once or more a day ill post a prank. If I miss a day I forgot or I got grounded. So I'll start with one of the longest pranks I've ever pulled. This can go on for as long as you like, even years.
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Step 1) wake up early.
2) set up the table to look like someone was in a rush to eat and go. Leave newspaper coffee and plates out. Leave doors open.
3) get a recording of an extremely creepy ghostly noise.
4) add some flare.
Step 5) be just as shocked as everyone else!Continue...
You've completed the house is haunted. Post your results below!
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Also if you have pranks for me to play. Post them under your results. Play one of mine, and I'll choose one of your pranks to play!
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Leave a big shit in the toilet without flushing,or you could be extra daring and leave it amongst the unwashed dishes in the kitchen sink.
They might blame it on some passing vagrant. -
vishbume wrote:
As fun as that sounds ill leave that one to you mate.Leave a big shit in the toilet without flushing,or you could be extra daring and leave it amongst the unwashed dishes in the kitchen sink.
They might blame it on some passing vagrant. -
vishbume wrote:
Upper decker. Leave one in the upper part of the toilet. Rude.Leave a big shit in the toilet without flushing,or you could be extra daring and leave it amongst the unwashed dishes in the kitchen sink.
They might blame it on some passing vagrant. -
Bubble wrap everything
Fill a fan up with glitter -
YOU wrote:
Done it༺☪ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩƨƨɪƈ☪༻ wrote:
Fill a fan up with glitter
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Ojibwe wrote:
What?ㄗ℟ṏʂㄗعƈҭ wrote:
Do it in the auto defrosters.YOU wrote:
Done it༺☪ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩƨƨɪƈ☪༻ wrote:
Fill a fan up with glitter
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✯ ᎪᎡᎬᎦ ✯ wrote:
Yeah, smear that shit all over the place:like some devilish bum pausing now and then in suppressed shaking gleeful laughter,and twinkling eyes just at the thought of the pranks in hand.Remote controls,microwave dials,Tupperware,door handles,amidst the unwashed clothes within the washer,in the cups, are but a few that come to mind. Let rip and your fundament run wild.vishbume wrote:
Upper decker. Leave one in the upper part of the toilet. Rude.Leave a big shit in the toilet without flushing,or you could be extra daring and leave it amongst the unwashed dishes in the kitchen sink.
They might blame it on some passing vagrant. -
Tape an air horn to the back of your front door stop. Film your spouse/partner/house mate coming home from work. Especially good after a long work day 😉
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Does anyone have a genuinely decent practical joke to post here? None of those above we even funny (sorry Vish).
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тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Not even mine? I'll have a better one tomorrowDoes anyone have a genuinely decent practical joke to post here? None of those above we even funny (sorry Vish).
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if you have a spray hose on your kitchen faucet tape the handle in and point it forward. next person to use the faucet gets it.
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тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
How about we throw Turfa in a pool?Does anyone have a genuinely decent practical joke to post here? None of those above we even funny (sorry Vish).
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I took a shit in Dutch Miller Kia's toilet today. After I done that, I disconnected the flushing mechanism. I hate their commercials!!!
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Totally warrants wrecking a workers day. Don't get me wrong KIA commercials are my least favorite easily. Fucking stupid/annoying, I always change the station for a spell.I took a shit in Dutch Miller Kia's toilet today. After I done that, I disconnected the flushing mechanism. I hate their commercials!!!
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Put flower in your wife's hair dryer. Made for an interesting shower😉
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Put salt in the sugar container. Makes for a grose cup of coffee. Kids did that to me😖
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✯ ᎪᎡᎬᎦ ✯ wrote:
http://youtu.be/oqikGRl35Nc☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Totally warrants wrecking a workers day. Don't get me wrong KIA commercials are my least favorite easily. Fucking stupid/annoying, I always change the station for a spell.I took a shit in Dutch Miller Kia's toilet today. After I done that, I disconnected the flushing mechanism. I hate their commercials!!!
Watch it, if you can. -
FairyDragon wrote:
Wouldn't like to be home when she finds that ... heh. Hehe. Hehahaha!Put flower in your wife's hair dryer. Made for an interesting shower😉
Immature, but effective 😝 -
Swap the f and g keys on a keyboard and watch the results.
Take a screen shot of the desk top, then open it as a full sized picture.
Put sticky tape over the laser of the mouse.
Unplug the keyboard.
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Cling film over the toilet bowl?
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✯ ᎪᎡᎬᎦ ✯ wrote:
Vish-ares, remind me to never invite you roundvishbume wrote:
Upper decker. Leave one in the upper part of the toilet. Rude.Leave a big shit in the toilet without flushing,or you could be extra daring and leave it amongst the unwashed dishes in the kitchen sink.
They might blame it on some passing vagrant. -
Hyena wrote:
I've done the screenshot one. Deleted all their shortcuts. They were freaking out.Swap the f and g keys on a keyboard and watch the results.
Take a screen shot of the desk top, then open it as a full sized picture.
Put sticky tape over the laser of the mouse.
Unplug the keyboard.
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One of my fiancé's friends is staying with us in our spare room.
Two days ago, I removed the wireless doorbell from the hallway, and took the remote from beside the front door.
The bell I set up in the spare room, and the remote beside my bed.It's now 12:20am, and I just pressed the button ... Let me assure you, it was worth the two day wait 😝👍👍
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Simple, call some body using the judge judy soundboard...
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Play Anonymous Transient Roulette (ATR™): find a sleeping transient and stick him with a syringe. Then, take the same needle, mix it up with three or four clean needles, and stick strangers on the train with them. When they realize they just got stuck by a (possibly) dirty needle, hilarity ensues!
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If you have a sink with that external hose thing for washing dishes, take some scotch tape and tape the handle down. This will make it so it will spray at the next person to turn the water on.
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Flaming bags of shit.
Don't put it out with your boots Ted.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO DEVIL WOMEN.
Stomp stomp stomp.
ITS GAD DAMN POOP AGAIN!
Hahahaha he called the shit poop, this is the greatest night of my life. -
Wait until your boss steps out of the office for a few minutes, leave a note on his desk saying Harry Lyon would like him to call. Have the phone number to the zoo of your choice as Harry's number.
(Works best when 2 or 3 people you can trust not to rat you out are in on the joke, but no one else.)
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