You may call me Turfa

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♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 20, 2013

You may call me Turfa

I just felt it necessary to share that with you.
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Damn, that shit was explosive!
I think I just blew up my toilet.
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A squirrel and a wolf meet in the middle of the road. The wolf is about to eat the squirrel when an eagle swoops down and steals his meal.

"Hey!", shouts the wolf, "Bring back my Squirrel!"
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There's this chicken farmer who lets a poor old fox live on his farm on the condition that it doesn't touch his chickens. One day, he goes outside and finds every chicken dead. In a rage, he hunts the fox for three days. When he finally finds it, he holds it at gunpoint and screams at it,
"Why did you kill my chickens?!"
The fox looks pleadingly up at him and says,
"But I didn't kill them!"

But he did.
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♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 20, 2013

Turfa got bored one day and decided to post random stuff in random places.
First, he posted toilet roll on the wall of the bathroom.
Then, he posted French names and phone numbers on Facebook.
Then he posted all his bills 'return to sender'.
Then he anonymously posted his boss gay porn.
Then he posted random pointless jokes in game forums.
Then he 'fessed up to not really doing any of that stuff.
Then he got bored again and fell asleep waiting for people to post nasty comments in his thread.

He didn't do that last one. Yet.
Novas Feb 20, 2013

YOU wrote:
Since your back, I take it it's going well in RL. Hope that's the case Turfa™
leech Feb 20, 2013

^^^^^^
Hyena Feb 20, 2013

Is this really you Turfa or has Turfa escaped again???

Nice thread, keep the random shit coming.
J DཔB།TY D།ZZ༨E Feb 20, 2013

TURFA!
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 20, 2013

Hi all 😄
🏃💨fartex💩 Feb 20, 2013

тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Hi all 😄

Piss off turfa, and bring turfa back !!!!!
SeñoritaMafioso Feb 20, 2013

I think I shall call you Turf-to-the-power-of-a.
〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 Feb 20, 2013

Why ello Turfa 😉 you can call me OSU 👍
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 20, 2013

Waaaaaahhhhh!!! I just lost four turf waaaaaahhhhhh!!! BULLIES!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Feb 20, 2013

This thread sucks no one likes you. (sleep time now)
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 20, 2013

That lightpost reminds me of slender man. Kinda creepy, cool-ly.

It's 6:01am. Sweet rain, piss down somewhere else. I need to work today.

Potatoes taste awesome.

Potatoes taste horrible.

If violets are purple, what colour is green?

If we spend all our time saving the whales, who's looking out for Yeti?

Coffee is amazing. Vanilla coffee takes the amazing to whole new levels.

Cigarettes are bad for your health. In future, don't try to eat them.

Ice hockey would be cool ... oh yeah, it is cool.

Naked women dancing around campfires are hot.

Naked chicks covered in sugar are sweet.

Prius's rock. Well, they would, if you could fit a naked chick in the back seat. Har har har.

Yellow-brown liquid is not automatically beer if its in a bottle.

Despite claims by the Police, those bottles don't contain messages.

New Breed has been renamed ultranoobius upon its discovery in an obscure thread full of crap, and only crap.

Did I mention that lightpost seems to be getting closer?
ཧҭҿѧԀұ ℳѳъъӏл Feb 20, 2013

RANDOM SHIIIIIIT
doVa (RETIRED) Feb 21, 2013

What website are you getting these off of lol
『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 Feb 21, 2013

I'm going to need to take a rosetta stone course to understand this
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 21, 2013

Random shiiiiit is fun

I don't use websites

I just heard a large tree fall over outside

Take a Rosetta Stone course to understand this thread then

I'm going outside to see that fallen tree

It's been raining a lot and very windy

You're all too normal for me to understand

Hahahahahahahahahahaha-guhgggg *splutter*
E=MC(Hammer) Feb 21, 2013

Lil' Al Dwayne wrote:
What website are you getting these off of lol

And this is how you show your tw age.
Glad to see you back and posting again turfa! 👍🍻
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 21, 2013

🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:
Why ello Turfa 😉 you can call me OSU 👍

A special shout-out to my favourite OSU, queen of the O, Su. Whatever that is. It's been a long time, M'lady! Say hi to your guy for me could ya? 😝👍
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 21, 2013

E=MC(Hammer) wrote:
Lil' Al Dwayne wrote:
What website are you getting these off of lol

And this is how you show your tw age.
Glad to see you back and posting again turfa! 👍🍻
Cheers Bud, good to be back lol. It's been muchus longus .. sortof. Lol. A little over 1 month, felt like a year. Haha