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SeñoritaMafioso Feb 20, 2013

Oh Señor Don Gato was a cat
On a high, red roof Don Gato sat
He went there to read a letter,
Meow meow meow,
Where the reading light was better,
Meow meow meow,
'Twas a love note for Don Gato.

"I adore you" wrote the lady cat
Who was fluffy, white, and nice and fat
There was not a sweeter kitty,
Meow meow meow,
In the country or the city,
Meow meow meow,
And she said she'd wed Don Gato.
SeñoritaMafioso Feb 20, 2013

Oh, Don Gato jumped so happily
He fell off the roof and broke his knee
Broke his ribs and all his whiskers,
Meow meow meow,
And his little solar plexus,
Meow meow meow,
"Ay caramba!" cried Don Gato.

Then the doctors all came on the run
Just to see if something could be done
And they held a consultation,
Meow meow meow,
About how to save their patient,
Meow meow meow,
How to save Señor Don Gato.
SeñoritaMafioso Feb 20, 2013

But in spite of everything they tried
Poor Señor Don Gato up and died
And it wasn't very merry,
Meow meow meow,
Going to the cemetery,
Meow meow meow,
For the ending of Don Gato.

When the funeral passed the market square
Such a smell of fish was in the air
Though his burial was slated,
Meow meow meow,
He became reanimated,
Meow meow meow,
He came back to life, Don Gato.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Feb 20, 2013

Aaaiiiiyyyyyeeeeeeeee
😢 Poor don gato,
But yay he a zombie now 😄
‡🔥Ⴢr.M̸ɑfioso🔥‡ Feb 20, 2013

Nice poem Señorita 😉
Ghetto Monstazz Feb 20, 2013

i remember this! a classic!
SeñoritaMafioso Feb 20, 2013

‡🔥Ⴢr.M̸ɑfioso🔥‡ wrote:
Nice poem Señorita 😉

It's actually a song I remembered from elementary school, so I can't take credit 😿
Musical Feb 20, 2013

Oh my god my memories are back!
Señor Cotton Feb 20, 2013

😭 So beautiful
eviltink Feb 21, 2013

SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
‡🔥Ⴢr.M̸ɑfioso🔥‡ wrote:
Nice poem Señorita 😉

It's actually a song I remembered from elementary school, so I can't take credit 😿
OMG! Serious flashback...hard not to do all the meowing correctly.