Recommendations for women to live by! 💁
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Ok so I see a lot of posts lately from guys stuck in unhappy relationships, so I figured I'd post a great list of recommendations for your wife/girlfriend to live by.
1. Make your man sandwiches, we make them better and it makes them happy!
2. Blow jobs are your friend, you don't need a reason or a reward, just do it often.
3. No you did not just save your man $200 by spending $500... You have flunked math, stop shopping all the time and wasting money!
4. If you must go shopping and drag your man with you then at least have the decency to point out other women who are sexily dressed ( super short shorts, tight tops, tight dresses, etc) he's still coming home with you so let him enjoy the time.
5. Sex is not a weapon or bargaining chip, it is a fun activity that should be enjoyed as often as possible. -
6. Stop asking stupid questions! "hey honey do I look fat in this?" You are just trying to pick a fight, get over yourself... If you look good just enjoy looking good, you don't need constant confirmation from your man.
7. Welcome your man home after a long day of work by being naked and holding a beer for him, life is meant to be enjoyed.
8. Valentines is a Hallmark holiday, stop making your man waste $, you don't need plush toys and flowers that die to prove that they love you.
9. To reiterate, Give Blow Jobs! You will have a very happy man.
10. Take/treat your man to strip clubs, full nude > topless, buy em a lap dance or two and you have reached the pinnacle of ultimate wife/girlfriend.Yes, I am a woman, happily married and with my husband who thinks he is one of the luckiest men alive, follow these guidelines and you could have a long happy relationship too!
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I approve this post 👊
Now, where can i find a gf? Bwahaha
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did you check under the couch cushions? thats where my keys usually are.
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I agree with everything except the sandwiches.
I'm a much better food maker than she is, besides, if she can walk to the kitchen when I want a sandwich, then I haven't earned it have I ;) -
Some good points there. But others are a little bit of exaggeration... Like the one about pointing out the sexily dressed women or taking your man to a strip club and paying him a lapdance... Are you serious? If my gf did that I'd be weirded the fuck out, enough is enough.
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I approve this message. But for #1 what if they are a bad cook?
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Shit the bed!
I'm filing for a divorce! -
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Get them lessons, or teach them yourself...I approve this message. But for #1 what if they are a bad cook?
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Will you marry me?
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I am Funky Buffalo and I support this message.
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😍😍😍omg and she plays TW's perfecto 😘
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DonEpic wrote:
My gf does this. Very hot. She even gets suggestive of things that could be done with / to the hottie.Some good points there. But others are a little bit of exaggeration... Like the one about pointing out the sexily dressed women or taking your man to a strip club and paying him a lapdance... Are you serious? If my gf did that I'd be weirded the fuck out, enough is enough.
Its opened quite a few ideas for the bedroom!! 😍😈😇
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My girlfriend said she must have wrote this!
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Something is odd about her, i check her profile and like 99% of her capo title is from shopping center. I think this is not normal.
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I...I think I'm in love 😍😍😍
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༄☣βŁιnd☠Łιmιτ☣༄ wrote:
Um, because she collects shopping center capos. What's so weird about that?Something is odd about her, i check her profile and like 99% of her capo title is from shopping center. I think this is not normal.
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YOU wrote:
ERing me over my comment? Bahahahaha! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂༄☣βŁιnd☠Łιmιτ☣༄ wrote:
Um, because she collects shopping center capos. What's so weird about that?Something is odd about her, i check her profile and like 99% of her capo title is from shopping center. I think this is not normal.
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You should write a Haynes manual. 😄
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Number 2 and 9 are great things to live by. I approve of these messages!
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👊HARDHITTA👊 supports this message! I would only like to add this. Ladies support your mans turf wars addiction, because we have put up with your facebook addiction for years!
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Hard Hitta wrote:
+1👊HARDHITTA👊 supports this message! I would only like to add this. Ladies support your mans turf wars addiction, because we have put up with your facebook addiction for years!
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At first I was like is it true a perfect woman? Than I was saddened when I realized you had nothing about the back door playroom. :(
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Hard Hitta wrote:
It's the opposite in my household. He gives me grief for tw & for having full on conversations with "strangers on the Internet" & I say, "why dont you update your status again today? 😏"👊HARDHITTA👊 supports this message! I would only like to add this. Ladies support your mans turf wars addiction, because we have put up with your facebook addiction for years!
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mr. cw wrote:
+1000 (because 2 isn't enough)Hard Hitta wrote:
+1👊HARDHITTA👊 supports this message! I would only like to add this. Ladies support your mans turf wars addiction, because we have put up with your facebook addiction for years!
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✯ ᎪᎡᎬᎦ ✯ wrote:
Thanks for reminding me! I totally forgot to add that.At first I was like is it true a perfect woman? Than I was saddened when I realized you had nothing about the back door playroom. :(
11. Always be open to new things to try in the bedroom, plenty of fun and pleasure to be had in trying different things!
12. Be it turf wars or other gaming endeavors let them enjoy their me time. Or make it joint fun by playing also.Btw, if anyone has other recommendations for women add them!
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13. Marry a hillbilly.
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Damn TD this makes me so jealous of toreador I wanna cap him 😜
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Amen!
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
🙎Shame on your man for giving you grief about TW🙎Hard Hitta wrote:
It's the opposite in my household. He gives me grief for tw & for having full on conversations with "strangers on the Internet" & I say, "why dont you update your status again today? 😏"👊HARDHITTA👊 supports this message! I would only like to add this. Ladies support your mans turf wars addiction, because we have put up with your facebook addiction for years!
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This message is 4NICK8R approved.
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