Men of the world UNITE against Vagenda's
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Yeah... Like meteors or USA gun control are serious topics.
How about we discuss a serious issue affecting MANkind all over.
Women and their Vagenda's.
Valentines day is after all the Vagenda Christmas. A day designed for us men to crawl to their feet and shower with gifts.
I for one am victim of the Vagenda. My wench keeping me on such a tight lead I rarely get a chance to find liberation.
My only escape is the sailor Jerrys in my hand.
Gentlement - heed my (RUN DMC's) words - women of the world ent nothing but trouble
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Ps Vagenda = vagina + agenda
Incase u didn't get it... Anyone able to use their vagina to support their agenda
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This could get slippery.
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Wise words Mr Big Cat, and surely it is a conspiracy the way they appear with all those curves and bumps in the right places. Those looks they give that promise so much but look so disappointed in us when we have not done enough to allow them to keep their promise....
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Hyena wrote:
EXACTLYWise words Mr Big Cat, and surely it is a conspiracy the way they appear with all those curves and bumps in the right places. Those looks they give that promise so much but look so disappointed in us when we have not done enough to allow them to keep their promise....
Tonight I tried changing some plans to go to the pub... Only to get obvious shit from her.
Soooooo I back track and stick to the original plan.
Too late - now I'm getting shit for NOT going to the pub!
VAGENDA
so I've claimed the bedroom - pours a room and started watching karate kid 3 lol
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No backdoor argument?
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Can't find one here, seems the whole thing is covers
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Can't find the Vagenda!?!? Dangerous territory! I at least know my foe :-/Can't find one here, seems the whole thing is covers
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Then you're not looking hard enough!Can't find one here, seems the whole thing is covers
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vishbume wrote:
That's the gay version of the vagenda.No backdoor argument?
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As wise man once said
40 sec ago: ༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
“*runs and looks through the window. Catches a glimpse of Charlie's wife naked*
😱 What glorious boobage she has! Sure to satisfy any boredom. Boobs are delightful toys. Tell the old lady to drop the vagenda and drop her blouse instead.” -
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Not always....vishbume wrote:
That's the gay version of the vagenda.No backdoor argument?
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Hyena wrote:
Pretty sure the back door method is as anti Vagenda as u can get.... It's pretty alpha ;)☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Not always....vishbume wrote:
That's the gay version of the vagenda.No backdoor argument?
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
But not always gay, and sometimes used as an alternate offering to throw you off the scent of the vagenda....Hyena wrote:
Pretty sure the back door method is as anti Vagenda as u can get.... It's pretty alpha ;)☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Not always....vishbume wrote:
That's the gay version of the vagenda.No backdoor argument?
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Hyena wrote:
Totally....Mr Big Cat wrote:
But not always gay, and sometimes used as an alternate offering to throw you off the scent of the vagenda....Hyena wrote:
Pretty sure the back door method is as anti Vagenda as u can get.... It's pretty alpha ;)☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Not always....vishbume wrote:
That's the gay version of the vagenda.No backdoor argument?
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"It's a trap!!"
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Sorry but I tend not to look with my eyes....🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Then you're not looking hard enough!Can't find one here, seems the whole thing is covers
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Lots of what they say are traps, like;"It's a trap!!"
"Do whatever you want." Actually means you will be punished this just determines the depth of shit you are in.
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
"It's a fap!!"
We know bus, guess big cat is go na have to do it aswell for not going to the pub 😖
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Hyena wrote:
"There's nothing wrong"༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Lots of what they say are traps, like;"It's a trap!!"
"Do whatever you want." Actually means you will be punished this just determines the depth of shit you are in.
Aaggghhh!
What's your hidden vagenda, witch?! -
[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
Something's definately wrong, but she either can't prove it and will just punish you anyway or has done something wrong herself and is punishing you so you don't find out what she has done...Hyena wrote:
"There's nothing wrong"༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Lots of what they say are traps, like;"It's a trap!!"
"Do whatever you want." Actually means you will be punished this just determines the depth of shit you are in.
Aaggghhh!
What's your hidden vagenda, witch?! -
"No. I'm fine. Seriously I'm fine. Stop asking, it's ok. IM FINE"
Words of an evil Vagenda bending Harlet.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
The word 'fine' should be banned with immediate effect"No. I'm fine. Seriously I'm fine. Stop asking, it's ok. IM FINE"
Words of an evil Vagenda bending Harlet.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
I second this motion, fine should be limited to the weather...Charlie Seiga wrote:
The word 'fine' should be banned with immediate effect"No. I'm fine. Seriously I'm fine. Stop asking, it's ok. IM FINE"
Words of an evil Vagenda bending Harlet.
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Is this why one has a big family 😜
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[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
Hahaha this made me laugh 😏 you guys are hilarious. Lots of truth though!Hyena wrote:
"There's nothing wrong"༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Lots of what they say are traps, like;"It's a trap!!"
"Do whatever you want." Actually means you will be punished this just determines the depth of shit you are in.
Aaggghhh!
What's your hidden vagenda, witch?! -
Charlie Seiga wrote:
"Fine" should be restricted to one meaning. A financial penalty as opposed to the usual vagendism suffered by us all......."No. I'm fine. Seriously I'm fine. Stop asking, it's ok. IM FINE"
Words of an evil Vagenda bending Harlet.
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Jihad Warrior wrote:
👆👆👆👆 what this guy saidCharlie Seiga wrote:
"Fine" should be restricted to one meaning. A financial penalty as opposed to the usual vagendism suffered by us all......."No. I'm fine. Seriously I'm fine. Stop asking, it's ok. IM FINE"
Words of an evil Vagenda bending Harlet.
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Vangenda..... Oh, I thought you wanted to spend time with me...but ok, go ahead and go out if that's what you really want.... [many hours later after sitting watching her read...] what are you doing! stop! all you ever do is...leave me alone..., oh I wish you had gone out
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
You, Sir, are a legend.Hyena wrote:
EXACTLYWise words Mr Big Cat, and surely it is a conspiracy the way they appear with all those curves and bumps in the right places. Those looks they give that promise so much but look so disappointed in us when we have not done enough to allow them to keep their promise....
Tonight I tried changing some plans to go to the pub... Only to get obvious shit from her.
Soooooo I back track and stick to the original plan.
Too late - now I'm getting shit for NOT going to the pub!
VAGENDA
so I've claimed the bedroom - pours a room and started watching karate kid 3 lol
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A quick cure for vagenda's. When you realize that she has a vagenda, you lay in bed next to her gently cuddling with your iPhone playing turf wars! Minutes later she (mad as hell) she rolls over and goes to sleep. Yes! Another victory against vagenda's! FINALLY I CAN PLAY TURF WARS IN PEACE! The next morning after you check your TW account you wake her up with a kiss, a lil'loving and every thing is all good!
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