Turf Wars Times-Sports!🏆TW vs FV

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• doVa (RETIRED) Feb 16, 2013

  Is this soccer or football (American) or basketball?
• ༄☣βŁιnd☠Łιmιτ☣༄ Feb 16, 2013

  CoC Losers!
• Visɧɓuɱe Feb 16, 2013

  The Manure Merchant bursts out of the FV ranks and races upfield to felled by a lash of Kilgore Trout's foot that batters To the ground.But the M.Merchant gets back up and jaws up to Kilgore.One,two,three jabs shuts his pig-eyes.Livid and purple in the face,he tries to grapple Kilgore with his massive filthy hands but is toppled by Kilgore's clothes line. But in the melee Oatlets takes the ball and in a gliding run makes for the TW goal.
  "The five legged Chumie-Zoltan had its sixth divine appendage severed by the Slenderman according to the Atlantean texts", calls Greenman which causes Oatlets to turn in puzzlement.He gives a croak of dismay as Skyisthelimit,swift and laughing,races upfield and shoots a spectacular shot that whistles into the opposition goal. GOOOAL!!!!
  4⃣-2⃣
• ࿈☪Λ͜α͞ʀ͢o͡ɴ☪࿈ Feb 16, 2013

  No!! Or Um Yess!!!😁
• Ski24 Feb 16, 2013

  Priceless!
• Visɧɓuɱe Feb 16, 2013

  Beaners and Oatlets try to sandwich Khal but Khal feints and Beaners blows his beans over Oatlets causing him to become sluggish and as thick as porridge. Khal,splatter less, passes to The Man who fists the ball into the net. HANDBALL! The Man remonstrates with the referee and is awarded a penalty?!??
  Aaren steps up to take it. A quiver of joy ripples the seat of his pants as he scores the fifth goal. GOOOAL!!!!
  5⃣-2⃣
• Visɧɓuɱe Feb 16, 2013

  With only 20 minutes left on the clock, Bovine Inseminator the FV manager takes Oatlets off for Lactating Chick of the famous pesticide-bumpucker family.
  FV fans already leave the stadium in their herds.Raucous songs sound in their ears from the TW crowd.
• doVa (RETIRED) Feb 16, 2013

  vishbume wrote:

  ...A quiver of joy ripples the seat of his pants...
  

  Lol
• Visɧɓuɱe Feb 16, 2013

  Nick,the TW manager, takes off Dealer citing that he has run around aimlessly throughout the entire match like an "epileptic crab".On goes Ski24.The fans approve and applaud the decision. Dealer leaves the stadium and finds that he must walk home as his wife has crashed his beloved truck. Luckily,in case you are wondering,she is well.
  Ski24's first touch of the ball justifies the decision as he clears the ball off the line from a Lactating Chick shot.
• Visɧɓuɱe Feb 16, 2013

  Match is halted as Viper has planted a turf over the opposing team's side of the pitch,taxing them severely.He reduces from a 138 to a 86 and play recommences.
  10 minutes on the clock.
• IG-100 Feb 16, 2013

  vishbume wrote:

  Match is halted as Viper has planted a turf over the opposing team's side of the pitch,taxing them severely.He reduces from a 138 to a 86 and play recommences.
  10 minutes on the clock.
  

  😂😂😂😂😂
• doVa (RETIRED) Feb 16, 2013

  Nice one vishbume using Dealer and his truck that he said in a thread was wrecked by his wife! 👍 +1
• Visɧɓuɱe Feb 16, 2013

  Lil' Al Dwayne wrote:

  Nice one vishbume using Dealer and his truck that he said in a thread was wrecked by his wife! 👍 +1
  

  Lol Dwayne.
• Visɧɓuɱe Feb 16, 2013

  Tweek wrote:

  vishbume wrote:

  Lil'Dwayne makes a dash for the opposition goal only to have The Harvestor,the FV seasoned defender,cast his seed into his face.Lil' Dwayne goes down like a sack of potatoes
  

  Pure brilliance!

  Vish, you never cease to exceed expectations.
  

  Thanks Tweek!
• TͣΛͩZͩ Feb 16, 2013

  Vish big cat will love this 👍🍻
• Visɧɓuɱe Feb 17, 2013

  In the confusion of yet another gun debate,Chick scores a cheeky open goal.Nick withdraws,without a yay nor nay, SirTalkalot from the fray and brings on Marilyn to the applause of the crowd.
  5⃣-3⃣
• Visɧɓuɱe Feb 17, 2013

  We're into extra time here and TW seem to be imploding with Amish hitman,the ball boy,falling over his balls and gifting Chick with another goal.
  5⃣-4⃣
• Ꭱ3V Feb 17, 2013

  Lil' Al Dwayne wrote:

  Nice one vishbume using Dealer and his truck that he said in a thread was wrecked by his wife! 👍 +1
  

  Shush!!
• Visɧɓuɱe Feb 17, 2013

  All is put beyond doubt,with the redoubtable Mr.Big Cat launching a torpedo straight through the Tiller's defenders into goal. GOOOAL!!!
  6⃣-4⃣.
  🏁Final Whistle.🍻🎶🎊🎉🎈
  Congrats TW.
• ࿈☪Λ͜α͞ʀ͢o͡ɴ☪࿈ Feb 17, 2013

  Wop we won!!😋
• [Add:Baz]Boffer Feb 17, 2013

  Phew!
  Twitchy bum time near the end, Vish😓
• Visɧɓuɱe Feb 17, 2013

  [Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:

  Phew!
  Twitchy bum time near the end, Vish😓
  

  It sure was Boffer mate especially for young master ⚡🏀ʟєցi†ßɑʟʟєʀ🏀, but then again he does have a nasty case of worms.

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